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- Strongo, on 06/09/2009, -0/+152"The bus that couldn't slow down" classic
- coolguyslim, on 06/09/2009, -3/+141Sax-a-ma-phone.
Todd smells, I already knew that.
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!...Gotta go, my weiner kids are listening
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Man, I love the simpsons. - acklefutz, on 06/09/2009, -0/+101 Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!
Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer: Explain how!
Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
Homer: Woo-hoo! - buzzd1ggity, on 06/09/2009, -0/+100I love the quote in the intro: "trying is the first step towards failure." Homer is the most understated genius in pop culture.
- UEichen, on 06/09/2009, -1/+80The wisest quote: "To beer! the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems"
- mtoto21, on 06/09/2009, -0/+71Homer: Kids. From now on there are three ways of doing things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yes, but faster. - orangefly, on 06/09/2009, -1/+46Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised and I turned out TV.
- a1ien1ogic, on 06/09/2009, -2/+47If celebrities didn't want people pawing through their garbage and saying they're gay, they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively.
- gamerbambi, on 06/09/2009, -0/+44HOMER: Hello my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
MAILMAN: Ok, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
HOMER: I... Don't... Know. - dlan4327, on 06/09/2009, -0/+44Lionel Hutz, attorney at law. Here's my card. Look, it turns into a sponge!
Would you like a smoking monkey? - smack1700, on 06/09/2009, -0/+40What's this? Bear tax? Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax!
No Dad, that's the home-owner's tax - ostracize, on 06/09/2009, -1/+40"This is just like Speed 2, except this time with a bus!"
- bigfatphony19, on 06/09/2009, -0/+37"Well, if kindness is old fashioned then call me a caveman! If they existed! Which they didn't!"
-Flanders - apio, on 06/09/2009, -0/+36Trent: Trent Steele.
Homer: Homer Si .. uhhh, Max Power.
Trent: Oh, hey great name!
Homer: Yeah, isn't it? I got it off a hair dryer. - rblancarte, on 06/09/2009, -0/+28Marge: I really think this is a bad idea.
Homer: Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory. - TheLotusEater, on 06/09/2009, -1/+28"I didn't even know what a nucular panerplant was!" - Homer
"Frank Grimes, or 'Grimey', as he liked to be called..." - Rev. Lovejoy - marmotjmarmot, on 06/09/2009, -4/+29hmm, a talking moose wants my credit card....that seems fair.
- originaljeeves, on 06/09/2009, -1/+25Marge: But I fell in love with Homer Simpson. I don't wanna snuggle with Max Power.
Homer: Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the Gs! - DiscoUnderpants, on 06/09/2009, -1/+23That why you're the judge and Im the law-talking guy.
- jtbndy, on 06/09/2009, -0/+19Homer: The make-up shotgun, for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready in the morning.
Lisa: Dad, I don't think women will appreciate being shot in the face.
Homer: Women will like, what I tell them to like. Now, close your eyes Marge! - malignatius, on 06/09/2009, -0/+19"But I don't even believe in Jebus!" - Homer
- RicardoWilliams, on 06/09/2009, -6/+24"Prohibition? HA! They tried that in the movies and it didn't work" LOL
- andyrunner, on 06/09/2009, -0/+17[suddenly regrets selling his collection of Simpsons DVDs years ago for rent money]
- DforSpiD, on 06/09/2009, -1/+17Isn't it "my damn wiener kids are listening"?
- v3rtex7740, on 06/09/2009, -0/+16That quote rings truth with me.
- TheNyquilKid, on 06/09/2009, -0/+16We're here, we're queer, we don't want anymore bears.
- MrSaundercook, on 06/09/2009, -1/+17excellent collection, and great for t-shirts!
- thearpist123, on 06/09/2009, -0/+13Don't worry, Mr. Simpson, I saw an episode of Matlock last night. The sound wasn't on, but i got the gist of it.
- YourNameHere1, on 06/09/2009, -2/+15Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star? We do. We do.
- dontlookleft, on 06/09/2009, -0/+13You sir, need to watch more Simpsons.
- MacEnvy, on 06/09/2009, -1/+13I'm not certain why you keep posting this. Are you trolling? Is there a method to your madness?
- GregFD3S, on 06/09/2009, -1/+12Rex Banner: "You're out there beer baron, and I'll to catch you"
Homer: [in a far-off distant voice] "No you won't"
Rex Banner: "Yes, I will"
Homer: [in a far-off distant voice] "D'oh" - GregFD3S, on 06/09/2009, -0/+10Flanders: [Rambling about apple cider]
Homer's Brain: That's it, I'm outta here!
Flanders: [Still rambling about apple cider]
[Homer unconsciously falls to floor] - coolguyslim, on 06/09/2009, -2/+11The last one is my personal favorite. Love that quote. "The bus that couldn't slow down" LOL
- chadsexingtime, on 06/09/2009, -2/+11Here's to alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
- JohnILM, on 06/09/2009, -0/+9I liked the one when he was reading WIRED and commented, "Oh, so they have the internet on computers now."
- Primatelord, on 06/09/2009, -0/+8It's been a while since I remembered why I loved the Simpsons growing up. This list made my otherwise crappy day a little brighter.
- EllisSpice, on 06/09/2009, -0/+8Dugg for Homer and his amazing 'wit'.
- SmackMyMac, on 06/09/2009, -0/+8Pray for MoJo...
- GaryChalmers, on 06/09/2009, -0/+8Homer: You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day, I kept saying, 'I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later...' And when I got there, they told me he just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he'll ever come back again, he said he didn't know. Well, I'm never going to let something like that happen again!
- Badblake, on 06/09/2009, -1/+9This man is my exact double! THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL! Here puff! Here puff!
- Canuk, on 06/08/2009, -4/+12Good list, the one about science was Flanders but it's still a good list.
- inactive, on 06/10/2009, -0/+8Stupid sexy Flanders
- TheEggAndI, on 06/09/2009, -0/+7god i miss phil hartman
- dontlookleft, on 06/09/2009, -3/+10You sir, must one up it, if you're going to talk ***** about it.
- GordSandalwood, on 06/09/2009, -0/+7look! he's about to take another puff!
- psmonteiro, on 06/09/2009, -0/+7homer is really smrt
- inactive, on 06/10/2009, -0/+7"first you get the sugar, then you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women...."
- terracottapai, on 06/10/2009, -2/+8The actual last reply from Homer is "Won't!"
- GregFD3S, on 06/09/2009, -0/+6"Oh my god, I got so swept up in the scapegoating and fun of proposition 24, I never stopped to think it might effect someone I really care about"
"You know what Apu? I am really really going to miss you." -
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