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- Cancerkitty, on 07/06/2009, -5/+584Smell the desperation!
- chrismwood, on 07/06/2009, -4/+376Nothing gets me hotter than fully-clothed, network-approved faux lesbian action. Maybe they could stare seductively at each other for 8 - 10 minutes before breaking to commercial, too. Can't wait.
- FlaNative, on 07/06/2009, -8/+319Shave the cheerleader....
- drachemorder, on 07/06/2009, -3/+299Heroes, meet Mr. Shark. Mr. Shark, meet Heroes.
- superherogirl, on 07/06/2009, -6/+201Heroes is still on?
- youliveinfear, on 07/06/2009, -1/+126they're already well acquainted.
- EastCoastGnar, on 07/06/2009, -16/+125Good for her. Actually, good for us, too.
- joaob, on 07/06/2009, -2/+102this is what happens when you don't expect a show to go further than the first season.
huge credit goes out to the lost producers for coming up with all of that crazy scifi ***** in their second season run. - inactive, on 07/06/2009, -1/+97In other Heroes news, Jeri Ryan will be cast as the schools top administrator, who suspends Claire for the lesbian romp, but secretly pines for her.
- Haoie, on 07/06/2009, -2/+90Oh come on. The fact that they're drawing attention to it is a clear sign of desperation.
- Soniti, on 07/06/2009, -5/+82Heroes has officially nuked the fridge.
- nsharp1861, on 07/06/2009, -4/+76...shave the world.
- ChiaGod, on 07/06/2009, -0/+71I hear they get freaky in a Versa. But if that won't make you watch, just you hear what they have in store for the next season!
1. 38 new characters! (All of them played by Ali Larter)
2. MORE TIME TRAVEL! More of the heroes realize that they have the ability to time travel, we take the whole cast to Season 1 (back when we still had a plot).
3. Sylar will shock you by switching sides (again!).
4. Nathan Petrelli has a new running mate! Just wait till you see what this Alaskan hockey mom's can do with her "Super sight" (Can see Russia from 1200 miles away) and mentally crippling babble!
5. Hiro and Ando get sent on another airtime burning sidequest!
6. Did we mention Time travel? - pegothejerk, on 07/06/2009, -3/+71It seems they met up with the Fonz over the 4th of July weekend and went skiing.
- inactive, on 07/06/2009, -0/+64blah blah SLYAR blah blah blah blah whining peter and nathan blah blah blah blah im claire im a cheerleader blah blah blah blah evil dude blah blah blah blah JAPANESE SIDE STORY blah blah blah blah hot blonde girl that has nine lives blah blah blah blah the end
- inactive, on 07/06/2009, -2/+60I knew their ratings were bad, I didn't realize HOW bad.
- ThsGuyRightHere, on 07/06/2009, -5/+62Does nothing for me. The wretched things they did to the plot in the last couple seasons did me in. Without going into detail, she would have to do a lot more for me to watch the show ever again.
- Bic823, on 07/06/2009, -7/+62Who dugg you down? Turn in your hetero card.
- wrek, on 07/06/2009, -0/+52If I were a writer on this show THIS would be her super power.
- Maxwell1234, on 07/06/2009, -1/+47It's TV, "jumped the shark" still applies.
- linuxrocks2007, on 07/06/2009, -5/+50Lost didnt really go full scifi until their fifth season. And hell, the show gives us so many answers now, I actually believe the writers are going to answer all the big mysteries.
- Bic823, on 07/06/2009, -2/+47Lost is great if you have some sort of attention span and an interest in drama and storytelling. The fourth season was a little soft, but the fifth really kicked ass.
- EskNerd, on 07/06/2009, -2/+45Took the words right out of my mouth. This show has jumped the shark so many times that it owns a pair of water skis.
- LiberalsSuckAss, on 07/06/2009, -7/+48Another reason this show is gay.
- Imissnaptime, on 07/06/2009, -4/+40so when does megan fox sign on as a new cast member on heroes?
- Soniti, on 07/06/2009, -1/+36See heroes. See heroes jump. See heroes jump shark. Jump heroes jump.
- mysql101, on 07/06/2009, -0/+31why bother working on a plot, when we can worry about adding gay scenes!
- drstock, on 07/06/2009, -1/+32I'd watch that!
Wait a minute... Damn, I've become everything I used to hate. - appleofdischord, on 07/06/2009, -3/+31Zachary Quinto is the show's life support.
- ci5ic, on 07/06/2009, -4/+31not even this could save Heroes. Pack it up fellahs, show's been over for two seasons...
- jprez, on 07/06/2009, -0/+25smell the hot broadcast tv softcore porn?
- twiztidsinz, on 07/06/2009, -1/+26Heroes is turning jumping the shark into an art form.
- dmobley, on 07/06/2009, -0/+23Sorry Heroes, even lesbian Claire won't make me watch the next season. It was totally ruined by the end of last season.
Here's what WILL.
#1: Good stories that aren't cribbed from 1970's X-Men Comics.
#2: Kill FOR REAL THIS TIME half the cast. Yes half. Especially Mohinder. And Ali Larter's 3+ characters. She's terrible.
#3: Hiro needs to be awesome and not some comic nerd pussy who has nosebleeds and doesn't do anything and his buddy Ando doesn't need to be awesome. Or dead. Both of 'em. If you're going to waste their characters, kill them. It's better that way, so I'm not disappointed by a crappy character.
#4: We don't give a ***** about Mr. Politics and his weakass flying superpower. Ever. Or a Mutant becoming President or Vice Senator or Diplomat to Kenya. We really, really don't. Dead. For good.
#5: We also don't care how much Emo Peter wants to be Emo. Go cry in a corner or jump into the sun, we don't care. If I want a show about someone's ***** feelings, I'll go watch Charm School. Dead. If you can't make him dead, make him super evil. Your choice, but I'll be damned if I sit through 5 more minutes of him being a whiny baby talking about his issues with his family.
distill the good points of this show down to 5 or 6 major heroes, one major villain with some side effects and start making a good single-arc story with episodic SELF CONTAINED non-major incidents. Four or Five sprawling story arcs that never really meet in the end or have any successful resolution aren't working. Season 1 was great, because you could boil it down to a single line: Save the Cheerleader, Save the World. Season 2/3? Save the... do the.. well if we... Hell I Don't Know, ***** Maybe we Have to Stop Sylar and The Company or Maybe a Virus and The Hunter and Who, what, oh ***** it I don't care anymore.. isn't really catchy is it?
- Snoogs, on 07/06/2009, -18/+41This just in: FAP!
- CaptainNoPants, on 07/06/2009, -2/+22@franky
Who isn't legal? - ivanmarsh, on 07/06/2009, -1/+19They should do an episode where everyone gets captured and then escape... now that would be great writing.
(Yes... I do know they've already done that episode about 12 times now.)
There's no amount of hot lesbian action that can save this show. - kitsua, on 07/07/2009, -0/+17Anyone who missed out on 'The Constant' (season 4) have missed out on one of the best episodes of telly ever broadcast.
- Ishiguro, on 07/06/2009, -2/+19That's gay.
- Fygee, on 07/06/2009, -3/+20It's a scientifically proven fact that hot chicks = more ratings.
I didn't expect Heroes to scrape the bottom of the barrel this hard this quickly though. (Despite what we've already seen in Season's 2 and 3). - pintocat, on 07/06/2009, -1/+17Her little buddy Zack from the first season was obviously supposed to be gay before they straightened him out and wrote him off.
- superkendall, on 07/06/2009, -1/+17Right after Michael Bay takes over direction.
Have to admit, that actually might tempt me to watch the show again. BAYSPLOSIAN! - feomatteo88, on 07/06/2009, -4/+20you win THREE internets.
- bmcnally, on 07/07/2009, -0/+15@CaptainNoPants Pedero, not Pedo.
I think he called you a Mexican. - AndrewDB, on 07/06/2009, -0/+14This is a fridge I won't mind seeing be nuked.
- evanft, on 07/06/2009, -0/+14Remember season 1, when the show was actually good? I don't think I can remember it anymore.
- stuffradio, on 07/06/2009, -0/+14No, it's summer right now.
- SwankRock3000, on 07/06/2009, -1/+15It pains me to see this show grasp at straws so desperately. It used to be so great.
- scoottie, on 07/06/2009, -6/+19Giggty
- amoirae, on 07/06/2009, -1/+14Next on Heroes: Nathan and Peter 69 while Skyler watches.
- twiztidsinz, on 07/06/2009, -0/+13They're making it an annual occurrence.
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