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- BorsKaegel, on 06/18/2009, -1/+65I can already see it... this series will be blaring on my TV and i'll suddenly hear the voice of Brian...
- blakecr, on 06/19/2009, -9/+64Peter: Hey hey I got an idea. Lets play "I Never." You got to drink if you did the thing that the person says they never did.
Cleveland: Oh I got one, I never slept with a women with the lights on.
(They all drink.)
Joe: I'll go next, uh I never had sex with Cleveland's wife.
(Quagmire and Cleveland drink.)
Peter: alright lets see uh, I never did a chick in a Logan airport bathroom.
(Only Quagmire drinks.)
****About 33 drinks later****
Peter: God lets see what else is there um...I never gave a reach-around to a spider monkey while reciting the Pledge of Alligence.
Quagmire: Oh God.
(Quagmire takes a drink.)
Joe: I uh I never picked up an illegal alien at Home Depot to take home a choke me while I touch myself.
Quagmire: Oh come on!
(Quagmire drinks again.)
Peter: I never did the same thing except with someone from Joann Fabrics.
Quagmire: Oh God this is ridiculous. You guys suck! (Drinks more and passes out.) - KrisStrong, on 06/18/2009, -5/+41Giggity Giggity.
- MrDoug, on 06/19/2009, -0/+34Riding the money train till the wheels fall off....good for him.
- marmotjmarmot, on 06/19/2009, -2/+31Maybe he should go back to making Family Guy better. i.e. More star trek/star wars jokes, less Conway Twitty, and 5 minutes of 'I hurt my knee...oooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww X (3 to 5 times, whichever is least funny)'
- roostersheep, on 06/19/2009, -2/+30Seth: (In the voice of Stewie) You know, Brian, I've really learned a lot about myself being stuck on an island for the past several months.
Seth: (In the voice of Brian) Oh yeah?
Seth: (In the voice of Stewie) If you were to ask me this time last year if I could survive a plane crash, followed by people shooting at me, then being chased by some smoke... some smoke thing...
Jack: Hey Seth!
Seth coughs awkwardly.
Seth: err.. yeah?
Jack: err.. were you just talkin...
Seth: I weren't talking to myself. GO AWAY!
Jack cautiously backs away
Seth: (In the voice of Stewie) He thinks you're crazy now. Did you know that? He thinks you're crazy.
Seth: SHUT UP!
There you go - a scene for family guy. - ennuisquared, on 06/19/2009, -3/+22Brian: Don't worry, I got it under control Lois. I'm monitoring Dylan from here on Stewie's baby monitor.
(conversation is heard over the monitor)
Stewie: Hey Dylan? Hey, come on in here for a sec.
Dylan: Stewie, why are you nude?
Stewie: Oh just a little something I do once a week around here called a "naked tea party." Got my teacup here, now all I need is a tea bag. That something that interests you my friend?
Dylan: You're weird.
Stewie: Yeah, and you're attractive. Now take your f***ing pants off!
Dylan: I'm outta here.
Stewie: Huh, did you see that Rupert? "How to Lose a Guy in 10 Seconds" starring Stewie Griffin huh? Gee whiz. - TheNyquilKid, on 06/19/2009, -0/+18Now I'm just hoping he does his Peter voice for the entire show.
- kplo, on 06/18/2009, -1/+19It's definitely going to be a distraction.
- BunkeyLunkey, on 06/19/2009, -1/+16I hope the character is intolerably smug. That seems to play for him.
- jezsik, on 06/19/2009, -2/+17I kept hoping that MacFarlane would head for The Great White Way. Given his singing talent, I'd expect him to put together some crazy musical.
- alamedaman, on 06/19/2009, -0/+15you think that's bad?
- inactive, on 06/19/2009, -1/+15Hes going to be burnt out doing 4 shows a year plus other side projects can't be good.
- badhairday95, on 06/19/2009, -2/+14Goo.
- MikeOxbigg, on 06/19/2009, -4/+16You...realize you don't have to watch shows you don't like, correct?
- seanoneil14, on 06/19/2009, -4/+15epic lulz if he joined the cast of Lost
- davidlow, on 06/19/2009, -0/+10Dude that was awesome! You're hired!
- EvilJelloMan, on 06/19/2009, -0/+8Then you didn't read the article - it's a Lost-style sci-fi drama.
- inactive, on 06/19/2009, -0/+7He was great in Hellboy II.
- itsaplayonwords, on 06/19/2009, -0/+6He also plays piano rather well and I love listening to the FG DVD commentaries because he always points out the orchestral pieces and makes a lot of focuses on the music of the show.
- Drahkir, on 06/19/2009, -0/+6MacFarlane doesn't sleep.
- MasterGrief, on 06/19/2009, -0/+6I thought it was rather straightforward. McFarlane comes off as pretty smug.
- danwallace, on 06/19/2009, -0/+6I made it up and he stole it from me.
- TobiasParker, on 06/19/2009, -2/+7Who else but Quagmire?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sr-0-El9cqs - LawScholar, on 06/25/2009, -0/+5As with almost everything, now that Family Guy is in popular culture and MacFarlane is successful, suddenly it's not cool to like Family Guy anymore, and all the same people who acted cool for knowing about it when it was still canceled are now abandoning it, realizing that frat boys and middle-aged housewives are watching the same show. It's not like every one of the older episodes were automatically better just because they're old. I would pit Patriot Games against ANY of the first 3 season episodes in terms of raw funny (Where's my money man?! I want my money! Why're you duckin' me, man?)
Popular does not equal bad. Family Guy is still an enjoyable program and MacFarlane is still a notably talented individual. Though I will admit that the Conway Twitty joke was a bit too much to take. - nbcaffeine, on 06/19/2009, -0/+5There's no mustache like my father's mustache, that's the best mustache in town!
- dudefaceguyman, on 06/19/2009, -0/+5He had a decent cameo that almost made that terrible show "The War At Home" tolerable for one episode. Basically he played a pervy 33 year old guy dating the daughter who was a minor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeEwaZOHM_o
1:40ish and 3:45ish are roughly the two points where he appears. If nothing else he won't make the show worse by appearing it. - williemain, on 06/19/2009, -4/+9Family Guy has really sucked lately. It has gotten to the point, for me personally, that I cannot tolerate the new seasons. Much like a fine wine, I prefer the the old seasons- they become more palpable and entertaining as they age.
Pilot: What are you doing in here? You're not a pilot, I know every pilot on earth! - Ramble, on 06/19/2009, -1/+5Family Guy seasons 1,2 and 3 were funny - onwards just gets ***** and *****. I saw some of season 7 recently, it wasn't even the same show. Terrible.
- DuckSoup1, on 06/19/2009, -2/+6Don't forget the epic Chicken battles.
- kefkaantakrist, on 06/19/2009, -0/+4You know what? Blow me. There was some pretty great stuff on Cavalcade - the "I shot the sheriff" bit was hilarious.
- Hoogs, on 06/19/2009, -0/+3I'll have to watch this show FlashForward. Sounds interesting.
- MOJIRA, on 06/19/2009, -0/+3Hey man, it's hard to fill that kind of time.
- protogenxl, on 06/19/2009, -2/+5"Do not create a television series about a group of people who crash-land on an island if you don’t know where you’re going with it! Don’t just make it up as you go along, because if you do, it’s going to start sucking very quickly!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLt73xSJlAM - TheNyquilKid, on 06/19/2009, -0/+3http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Guy_Live_in_Ve ...
- Konrad9, on 06/19/2009, -7/+10They're funny ONCE. When they spend 5 minutes on some retarded "epic" chicken battle, I change the channel. Hey look, Stewie said "Cool Whhhhip" again! And now it's a different word!
Do you know why the monkey being in Chris's closet is funny? Because the joke takes less than 5 seconds to set up and execute, and then it moves on.
Family Guy is a poorly written, poorly executed clip show. Unfortunately it just doesn't have any competition. If it had come out when The Simpson's was in its prime, it wouldn't have lasted 5 episodes. - MasterGrief, on 06/19/2009, -0/+3What about the time *Mohammad* gaymea salmon helmet?
- roostersheep, on 06/19/2009, -1/+4Seth McFarlane doesn't have a real voice, silly.
- FruitFocker, on 06/19/2009, -0/+3A noble spirit embiggins the smallest man.
- lsloany, on 06/19/2009, -0/+2I use to watch the show only becuase I was in love with Kaylee Defer. Seth was so lucky in that episode. She has some weird nipples though, http://dontlinkthis.net/movies/hires/kayleedefer2/ ...
There since I know someone might ask. - MikeOxbigg, on 06/19/2009, -1/+3That first episode of FG where you realized that the same guy who wrote the show also produced, voiced 4+ characters, including three main ones; that's when.
And when he did the same thing with AD. That's ***** when.
Stewie, Peter, Brian, Quagmire, Roger, Stan Smith: all voiced by the same guy. Think about that.
You'll also notice that the best episodes of FG are written by him.
I love myself to an unsettling degree and know I couldn't accomplish half of what he does in a week if I had a month. - davidlow, on 06/19/2009, -3/+5Hurley (to Seth): "Hey Seth, don't tell anyone but sometimes I talk to people who couldn't possibly be there, like my friend Charlie and sometimes a dog and this British baby. I'm crazy, right?"
Seth (In the voice of Peter Griffin): I don't know what you mean, Sir. - MasterGrief, on 06/19/2009, -0/+2...
:O - oxymoron69, on 06/19/2009, -0/+2Heyyyyyyy, puffy nipple!
- inactive, on 06/19/2009, -0/+2You don't have to include "(in the voice of Brian)", that's just his voice.
- InfinitySnatch, on 06/19/2009, -0/+2Hey, you're not getting paid $100,000,000 to dick around on other shows. Cut it out.
- Lennox24, on 06/19/2009, -0/+2It's from the episode where they all go out on a boat.
- inactive, on 06/19/2009, -1/+3Not to mention looking like a douche all the time. Attention McFarlane: Stop taking fashion tips from NJGuido.com
- Leminnes, on 06/19/2009, -0/+2Hrm... wish I knew which one that was.
- nepidae, on 06/19/2009, -0/+1MacFarlane has all the hand.
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