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- wukillabee, on 03/17/2008, -32/+470i want to kill the president of the united states of america
- inactive, on 03/17/2008, -2/+173I think they have already been busted, because I went to meet them under the Brooklyn bridge and no one was there.
- wukillabee, on 03/17/2008, -6/+133with a mortar launcher -.-
- DinosWillDie13, on 03/17/2008, -14/+116I am still partial to the Abe Lincoln sketch.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Uf9rsBbhc
click. hilarity ensues. - africansk8er, on 03/17/2008, -15/+89Whitest Kids U Know is one of the best shows on tv these days.
I like the kicking sketch from this season - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc4TazEZd_A - mrgeekguy, on 03/17/2008, -1/+68On the plus side, Guantanamo is a great place to get a suntan.
- burntice, on 03/17/2008, -1/+60I think Slow Jerk is one of the most messed up sketches ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o
- DigitAl56K, on 03/17/2008, -0/+47What if I just want to kick him in the nuts repeatedly?
- inactive, on 03/17/2008, -5/+49I have a feeling that some diggers may share his sentiments.
- DougUpndown, on 03/17/2008, -1/+34I *really* hope you just forgot to type the word "not" in there...
- darthbob, on 03/17/2008, -1/+34Dugg for proper use of Sic Semper Tyrannis.
- jonmlm, on 03/17/2008, -4/+34the state did it first - as usual.
- starkruzr, on 03/17/2008, -7/+37enjoy your v&
- robotembassy, on 03/17/2008, -10/+38this sketch was funnier on the State 10 yrs ago
- Petrushka72, on 03/17/2008, -3/+28I'm guessing you haven't had much contact with public officials if you think they have a sense of humour. Here's an experiment for you to try: try getting on a plane and mention to a steward(ess) just after take-off that you have a bomb in your luggage. Then say "It was just a joke." Go on, try it and see what happens ...
- inactive, on 03/17/2008, -0/+25oh ***** haha yes i did forget to type the word "not", i guess they are going to come for me now...
- JEAH, on 03/17/2008, -5/+29I reported your comment as obscene... just kidding, I totally dugg it.
- soulkitchen, on 03/17/2008, -1/+24sure, we all want to get the word out that its illegal to say that you'd like to kill the President of the United States of America.
- NasKa, on 03/17/2008, -3/+24I think it would be legal to say, I want someone to do what he says.
- Haecceity, on 03/17/2008, -0/+20You're wrong. It's specifically illegal to threaten the president.
- gmiley, on 03/17/2008, -5/+23Except when that president himself is a threat to America and the rest of the world.
- twertyto, on 03/18/2008, -3/+21which america?
- Cronus6, on 03/17/2008, -0/+17It's a FEDERAL crime to threaten the President. Complete with it's own punishments.
It's a state/county crime to threaten anyone else. Basically, the cops will show up at your door and warn you not to do it again. - shaitanx, on 03/17/2008, -4/+21Our president is an *****, so it's ok.
- arjung, on 03/18/2008, -0/+16but is it illegal to type it?
- 1gunners4, on 03/18/2008, -0/+14... and he was never heard from again.
- rac1234, on 03/18/2008, -1/+15Call me an idiot but I tried it. Seems pretty random which one arrives first. I guess the email interception must be asynchronous. See you in gitmo - unless we have bags on our heads.
- malakite33, on 03/17/2008, -3/+17In other news, Bill O'Rielly reports that The Whitest Kids U' Know television series has been pulled from the air and it's hosts sent to Guantanamo for suspicion of Conspiracy to Assassinate the President of the United States. Obama has come out against this action but Hillary as usual has remain carefully silent and unconcerned.
- Krovvy, on 03/17/2008, -2/+15Slow Jerk is still my favorite, but this was hilarious as well!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o&feature ... - Tenetri, on 03/17/2008, -18/+30Go buy the Whitest Kids You Know DVD... so awesome... just so awesome :)
- Curlz31, on 03/17/2008, -4/+16I wouldn't be surprised if my door got kicked down within 20 minutes in the US.....luckily I don't live in the US.
- isaactwito, on 03/18/2008, -0/+12I'm glad we can finally all agree on something.
- amercer, on 03/18/2008, -0/+12This made me laugh harder than the video did, and I laughed pretty hard at the video.
- dreamer98, on 03/17/2008, -2/+13Any threat to the President himself is illegal as part of the criminal code. It is not necessary to prove that a person intended or is capable of carrying out the threat to be convicted.
http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/18/871.shtml
Threats against President and successors to the Presidency
(a) Whoever knowingly and willfully deposits for conveyance in the mail or for a delivery from any post office or by any letter carrier any letter, paper, writing, print, missive, or document containing any threat to take the life of, to kidnap, or to inflict bodily harm upon the President of the United States, the President-elect, the Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President of the United States, or the Vice President-elect, or knowingly and willfully otherwise makes any such threat against the President, President-elect, Vice President or other officer next in the order of succession to the office of President, or Vice President-elect, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both. - culbeda, on 03/17/2008, -4/+14I hate to say it, but that skit was one of the dumbest skits I've seen in ages. We're talking bad SCTV skit quality here.
The funny thing is that there are plenty of good skits to choose from. This one, for example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o&feature ...
Proof that puerile and clever aren't mutually exclusive. - benita316, on 03/18/2008, -0/+9Here's a nice little experiment for you: Compose 2 seperate emails to yourself. In the first email, write "assassinate president bomb white house" in the subject line. Write something generic in the second like "remember to pick up milk" Send email 1 followed by email 2 about 10 seconds later. Which arrives first?
- RobsaysHello, on 03/18/2008, -0/+9He should be on fire when you do that.
- DblTap, on 03/17/2008, -0/+9To late to be a kiss ass, they're coming for you!
- 0ceanic, on 03/18/2008, -0/+9first time ive ever became a co conspirator to a felony by clicking a little green thumb on the internet.
yippy. - 1gunners4, on 03/18/2008, -0/+9"Slow Jerk" is by far their best sketch.
- scarz99, on 03/18/2008, -2/+10Buy? DVD? You mean download?? ahh ok..
- StellarlyAstral, on 03/17/2008, -6/+13http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Uf9rsBbhc
The actual death of Abraham Lincoln. - Jeepy, on 03/17/2008, -0/+7The whitest kids' explain scientology? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFwx1OVIt_U
- s0crates82, on 03/17/2008, -5/+12Sic Semper Tyrannis.
- rurounikengyrl, on 03/18/2008, -2/+9did you give the right password?
- LemmingJesus, on 03/17/2008, -11/+18Wow that was retarded. All they ever do is repeat the same thing several times and swear with every other sentence. Immature and more importantly, not funny.
- mrbroli, on 03/17/2008, -3/+10Anyone else remember this skit from Nickelodeon Roundhouse back in the early 90's?
- JEAH, on 03/17/2008, -1/+7Two other people already pointed that out, and better.
- dafragsta, on 03/18/2008, -1/+7Nickelodeon did do something like that, which did predate The State, but I'm pretty sure it was You Can't Do That on Television (which I think technically makes it not Nickelodeon, but at any rate, they were Canucks so who cares.)
- inactive, on 03/17/2008, -2/+8The U.S. Secret Service can read between the lines just as much as the rest of us. While they may not actually show up at your door for that comment, you probably won't be allowed to board a plane ever again.
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