What is Digg?Sponsored by Travelzoo
$52 and Up—Airlines Slash Fares On Peak Holiday Flights. view!
travelzoo.com - This year, waiting until the last minute is NOT the best strategy. See why.
140 Comments
- bstockwell, on 05/31/2009, -0/+85I get the problem here, but don't tell me Disney isn't sexing up Hanna Montana?
- spriggig, on 05/31/2009, -6/+74Why would a "pedophile's dream come true" be a disney show and an adult porn show listed next to each other in a schedule? So, if they put the DVD cover of "The Hanna Montana Movie" next to the cover of "Dirty Debutantes 643" they get off?
- Bainemo, on 05/31/2009, -1/+64Holy ***** is this poorly-written. It's been 9 years since a V-Chip has been mandatory to put in all televisions in the US, and yet parents are freaking out because they're too stupid to activate it. Add in the phrase "pedophile's dream come true" and it goes from alarmist to flat-out manipulative.
- TheMeatball, on 05/31/2009, -1/+50"Twin Cities customers can see what's on Disney and several pay-per-view porn channels at the same time. A pedophile's dream come true."
A pedophile's dream is children's programming next to porn on the channel listing? That's reaching. - inactive, on 05/31/2009, -0/+45Who watches porn on cable anymore?, We have the internet...porn is free
- drstock, on 05/31/2009, -0/+37Nobody would care if they aired the uncut version of Rambo on the next channel, but God forbid that the poor, innocent kids sees the TITLE of an adult movie. That will surely scar them for life.
Moral panic on 3! 1... 2... - ThermiteTerrace, on 05/31/2009, -1/+36"Busty Virgins"?
If they're starring in a porno, they're probably not virgins. - Zarokima, on 05/31/2009, -0/+33No, a pedophile's dream would be combining the channels.
- trunks13, on 05/31/2009, -2/+29Susie will say that's the best episode of Hannah Montana ever.
- unknamed, on 05/31/2009, -0/+26Disney, Hanna Montana, Busty Virgins... it's all porn to some degree.
- harlowsmonkeys, on 05/31/2009, -2/+27No one gets off on "Dirty Debutantes 643". The series lost its focus around "Dirty Debutantes 495", and didn't get is back until "Dirty Debutantes 712". That's the one you'd pair with Hanna Montana.
- Zarokima, on 05/31/2009, -1/+25It was mentioned directly in the article, MarkBrent just restated it, contributing absolutely nothing to the discussion. So no, spriggig didn't make a reply button fail, you made a reading comprehension fail and MarkBrent made a contribution fail.
- matthewkg, on 05/31/2009, -0/+23Shhh, don't ruin the illusion.
- igyigyigy, on 05/31/2009, -0/+21Not right now ya don't.
- BlackJackJester, on 05/31/2009, -0/+20That's nothing! Last week, I turned on the TV, started scrolling through the channels, and this appeared:
UHD - Law & Order
TBSHD - Law & Order: CI
A&EHD - Law & Order: SVU
all in the 1-2pm time block, 3 channels in a row. - doublestuforeo, on 05/31/2009, -0/+18Wait isn't Hannah Montana a busty virgin?
- BradBrown, on 05/31/2009, -1/+19But the ejaculation is clogging up my keyboard. It's so much easier to let it fly all over the futon.
- rda1441, on 05/31/2009, -5/+22Anyone else tired of having to move or hide these things because some people can't parent their little snotty children?
- inactive, on 05/31/2009, -7/+23Seriously...everyone on Digg...for your own good...STOP! Stop already! It is no longer considered clever or funny to use the word FAIL that way. For ONCE stop being outcasts!
- roxgod666, on 05/31/2009, -2/+18What does your homosexual viewing preferences have to do with this story?
- Jeffler, on 05/31/2009, -10/+25………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,,
………………..,-‘’ ; ; ;_,,---,,_ ; ;’’-,…………………………….._,,,---,,_
……………….,’ ; ; ;,-‘ , , , , , ‘-, ; ;’-,,,,---~~’’’’’’~--,,,_…..,,-~’’ ; ; ; ;__;’-,
……………….| ; ; ;,’ , , , _,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯’’~’-,,_ ,,-~’’ , , ‘, ;’,
……………….’, ; ; ‘-, ,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, , , , , ,’ ; |
…………………’, ; ;,’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-, , ,-‘ ;,-‘
………………….,’-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-‘ ;,,-‘
………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’
………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’,
……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’,
…………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,_: : _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : ; ; ; |
……………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-,,_ : :,-‘ ; ; ; ;|
…………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-~’’ , , , , ,,,-~~-, , , , _ ; ; ;¯¯ ; ; ; ; ;| THE ARTICLE IS LYING
..…………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ , , , , , , ,( : : : : , , , ,’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| I DON'T DREAM ABOUT
……….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, , , , , , , , ,’~---~’’ , , , , , ,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, THIS *****
…….,-‘’ ; _, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’~-,,,,--~~’’’¯’’’~-,,_ , ,_,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘,
….,-‘’-~’’,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; | . . . . . . ,’; ,’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,_ ; ‘-,
……….,’ ; ;,-, ; ;, ; ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ;’, . . . . .,’ ;,’ ; ; ; ;, ; ; ;,’-, ; ;,’ ‘’~--‘’’
………,’-~’ ,-‘-~’’ ‘, ,-‘ ‘, ,,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ‘~-,,,-‘’ ; ,’ ; ; ; ; ‘, ;,-‘’ ; ‘, ,-‘,
……….,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ‘’ ; ; ;’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’-,,_ ; ; ; _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ;’-‘’ ; ; ; ‘’ ; ;’-,
……..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;¯¯’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-,
……,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; |, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,
…..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|..’-,_ ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ‘,
….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…….’’’,-~’ ; ; ; ; ; ,’
…,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’~-,,,,,--~~’’’’’’~-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…..,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-
…| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘
…’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’….’, ; ; ; ; _,,-‘’
….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…….’’~~’’¯
…..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;_,,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘
………’’~-,,_ ; ; ; ; _,,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘
………..| ; ; ;¯¯’’’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,-‘
………..’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘
…………| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|
…………’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ~-,,___ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’,
………….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘….’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘,
………..,’ ‘- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’……….’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘,
……….,’ ; ;’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-‘…………….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’,
………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’…………………’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; |
……..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,-‘………………………’’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; |
……..| ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…………………………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’
……..| ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’………………………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’’
……..| ; ; ; ; ; ;,’……………………….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘
……..’,_ , ; , ;,’……………………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘
………’,,’,¯,’,’’|……………………….| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘--,,
………….¯…’’………………………..’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’~,,
……………………………………………’’-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’~-,,
………………………………………………..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ,,_ ; ;’-,’’-,
…………………………………………………..’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,__,--.
……………………………………………………’-, ; ; ;,,-~’’’ , ,|, |
………………………………………………………’’~-‘’_ , , ,,’,_/--‘ - Tddupre, on 06/01/2009, -0/+15No don't touche it
- Mawds, on 05/31/2009, -0/+14Hannah does Montana?
- mferrari3, on 05/31/2009, -0/+13"Goodson does not want his daughter to stumble upon the obscene while seeking out the wholesome"
Hannah Montana is far from wholesome
Disney makes their musicians (read: talentless whores) act pure and pretend to be moral christian virgins so they can make idiotic parents feel safe and still sell sex to kids. - IgnatiusCheese, on 05/31/2009, -1/+13But I poo from there.....
- urgeigh, on 05/31/2009, -0/+12Son of a bitch, another parent almost might've had to explain something regarding sex to their kid before the public school system or random sources got around to it, whew! Close one. ***** Comcast. We can't have that ***** goin on.
/s - Kronos6948, on 05/31/2009, -1/+13Comcast should decide to put Disney right near the Military channel and a horror network, simply because it's better for the young psyche to see people mutilated than to see nudity and copulation.
- BedPost, on 05/31/2009, -0/+12Well... she's busty
- inactive, on 05/31/2009, -1/+12WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDRENSESESES? WE CAN'T HAVE THEM WITNESSING BIOLOGICAL FUNCTIONSESESES!
- Joshper85, on 05/31/2009, -0/+11Disney does suck
- inactive, on 05/31/2009, -0/+10With pleasure.
- inactive, on 05/31/2009, -0/+10How dare they! Children may learn about Gods when searching for TV shows!!
- rangah, on 05/31/2009, -0/+10I agree completely, this is retarded.
It's not like they can WATCH the porn. Is seeing the names of pornographic movies now also the same as watching porn?
BRB FAPPING TO CHANNEL LISTINGS - Chooxo, on 05/31/2009, -0/+10I haven't been so let down since I found out Santa wasn't real.
- KevinMalone, on 05/31/2009, -1/+10Little Susie won't enjoy it, but little Jimmy will
- harlowsmonkeys, on 05/31/2009, -1/+10Furthermore, even if the channels were far apart, our hypothetical pedophile who gets off on seeing kiddie channels next to porn channels in the guide could simply set up a favorites list with just those channels.
- inactive, on 05/31/2009, -2/+11it's called Cumcast
- OswaldKenobi, on 05/31/2009, -1/+10So, big bad Comcast is trying to corrupt children now? Really? If you want to bash Comcast, at come up with a legitimate reason. It's clearly an oversight and the menu guide can be customized to remove any undesirable channels. Instead of jumping on the Bash Comcast bandwagon, maybe the parent should have read up on the features of his box.
- diggdowner, on 05/31/2009, -0/+9Well, I hate Comcast as much as anyone, but DirecTV has some issues too. I remember searching for Important Things with Demitri Martin and these came up:
- I'm a Cheerleader, So Bang Me!
- I'm a Slut, Don't Tell Anyone
- Image of God - inactive, on 05/31/2009, -0/+8Don't bother scrolling any further. This is the best comment you will see in this thread.
- gcnaddict, on 05/31/2009, -1/+9Comcast Win: even porno is better than Hannah Montana. Plus, if they're watching Hannah Montana, they'll likely be staring in a porno once they reach 18 anyway, so might as well understand how it works.
- inactive, on 05/31/2009, -0/+8Touche...
- Paulish, on 05/31/2009, -0/+7"Comcast says they will change the program guide for Twin Cities customers by placing dummy channels in between the children's programming and the XXX."
I bet they will start advertising their services counting those dummy channels as real channels.
"Comcast, now with 600 channels!" - Taiyoryu, on 05/31/2009, -1/+8Your job as a parent isn't to prolong your children's childhood and innocence, but to prepare them as adults, and that includes dealing with adult subjects like sex, sexuality, and the various expressions of those things, and teaching them how to handle unexpected encounters such as this. Such teachings should be age appropriate.
- Wilddigi, on 05/31/2009, -0/+7The pedos are on Justin.TV
- tech42er, on 05/31/2009, -1/+7Yes, we've all seen South Park.
- KSUdesigner, on 05/31/2009, -0/+6I think they get off just to The Hanna Montana Movie. The Disney channel IS porn for pedophiles.
- KSUdesigner, on 05/31/2009, -1/+7But what about all the "I ***** A Virgin" porn?
- secrity, on 05/31/2009, -0/+6And it isn't even real porn.
-
Show 51 - 100 of 143 discussions
Browsing Digg on your phone just got easier with our enhancements to the 
© Digg Inc. 2009
— Content created and posted by Digg users is