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Audio bites From Seinfeld

entertonement.com — Featuring 329 sound bites classics from Seinfeld like George's Answering Machine Greeting, No Soup for You, Write Off & many more.

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  • NewsFeed, on 06/02/2009, -2/+137I miss Seinfeld... :(
  • spookyttws, on 06/03/2009, -0/+71"Why don't YOU JUST TELL ME the name of the movie you'd like to see"
  • Genecalypse, on 06/03/2009, -0/+64THATS GOLD JERRY, GOLD!
  • inactive, on 06/02/2009, -2/+55You know I thought I would miss Seinfeld when it went off the air as well. I some how feel completed by the Re-Runs in syndication.
  • MargotCross, on 06/03/2009, -0/+48i haven't had a chance to miss seinfeld because it's on TV roughly 12 times a day.
  • fuckingusername, on 06/02/2009, -3/+40a show that should have never ended
  • ssquared22, on 06/03/2009, -1/+35"The Jerk store called..." is still among my favorite quotes from that series. George = FTW
  • buzzd1ggity, on 06/03/2009, -0/+31It was a BIG salad!
  • Forbiddendonut, on 06/02/2009, -1/+26A bra is for ladies, meet the bro
  • Sublimin4L, on 06/03/2009, -0/+20Try the duck. The duck here is the BEST Jerry. THE BEST.
  • banmeagaindigg, on 06/03/2009, -6/+23*Seinfeld quote*
  • SummerofGeorge, on 06/03/2009, -1/+17*inhales*
    Jumbalayaaa
    *runs*
  • GregFD3S, on 06/03/2009, -1/+16Yo Yo Ma!
  • fsufanizzle, on 06/03/2009, -0/+14These pretzels...are making me thirsty!
  • hogiepans, on 06/03/2009, -0/+14Yeah, half of Kramer's delivery was in the facial expressions.
  • elstevo, on 06/03/2009, -0/+12I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it
  • tmyprod, on 06/03/2009, -0/+11Damn you Verzion and your draconian control over your phone OS's and settings.

    I want "NO SOUP FOR YOU!" as my text message sound!
  • whahaa, on 06/03/2009, -2/+12yes, and it is pretty, pre-tty, pretty good.
  • soNz91, on 06/03/2009, -0/+9Seinfeld is like my life.....literally.
  • BrownieMix, on 06/03/2009, -0/+8It's a show about nothing! How do we know when it's over?
  • Imissnaptime, on 06/03/2009, -0/+8believe it or not........
  • gizmo12688, on 06/03/2009, -0/+7George isn't at home.....
  • CheezyMunkee, on 06/03/2009, -0/+7No...it's the "Manzier"!
  • Digglet69, on 06/03/2009, -4/+11But we still have Curb =)
  • LimeParrot, on 06/03/2009, -1/+8Well they stopped the show at its peak. That's a testament to what a landmark comedy Seinfeld was, and I'm glad they didn't drag it on until it was crap. Look at the Simpsons; the classic episodes are as hilarious as ever whereas the new episodes struggle to get just one laugh across...
  • philliesphan026, on 06/03/2009, -2/+8TWIIIIIIIIIIX!!!!
  • drivingalone, on 06/03/2009, -1/+7OMG I love that one!
  • Nebarik, on 06/03/2009, -0/+6please leave a message~ at the beep....
  • Sublimin4L, on 06/03/2009, -1/+7or should've/could've/would've resumed after their prison sentence.
  • SirBruce, on 06/03/2009, -0/+5Oh, Noooo, I'm so sorry. It's the MOOPS. The correct answer is, The MOOPS,
  • SirBruce, on 06/03/2009, -0/+5Believe it or not, I'm not home!
  • ghostrc, on 06/03/2009, -0/+5Its a JUNIOR mint
  • bbrigg1, on 06/03/2009, -1/+6Dumb and Dumber is still funny.
  • Mandeponium, on 06/03/2009, -0/+5http://seinfeldquotes.ytmnd.com/
  • EliCompton, on 06/03/2009, -0/+4I must be out or I'd pick up the phoooooooooone.
  • getoffmybridge, on 06/03/2009, -1/+5Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.
  • Vader582, on 06/03/2009, -0/+4Where could I beeeee?
  • NeoCortex, on 06/03/2009, -0/+4These PRETZELS are making me thirsty.
  • spudhead, on 06/03/2009, -0/+3"He took...heh...heh...it out."

    http://video.aol.com/video-detail/seinfeld-he-took ...
  • th3w00d, on 06/03/2009, -1/+4YOU DOUBLE DIPPED THE CHIP!!!

    Hel-loooooooo
  • ByronT, on 06/03/2009, -1/+4Needs more Newman
  • konartis, on 06/03/2009, -0/+3He's not there because it's raining.
  • aserer511, on 06/03/2009, -0/+3STEP IN DAT ASS, LARRY
  • SummerofGeorge, on 06/03/2009, -2/+5what's in it?

    big lettuce, big onions

    tomatoes are like volleyballs
  • bwjacket, on 06/03/2009, -3/+6I remember when sound bytes were something.
  • Xihix, on 06/03/2009, -0/+3It's my senior quote.
  • nuance2k5, on 06/03/2009, -0/+3Look, you little quack, I know you had a half man half pig holed up in that room, there. Now where is he?! Where is he?!
  • marcduke, on 06/03/2009, -0/+3And you want to be my Latex Salesman?
  • tidu, on 06/03/2009, -0/+3I have a friend that's as big a fan as I am and maybe half of the stories I tell him have the phrase, "It's like that Seinfeld episode..."
  • OptionalPirate, on 06/03/2009, -0/+3These pretzels... *pant pant* ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
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