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41 Comments
- wetelectric, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2
"Your Momma so fat, that the recursive function computing her fatness causes a stack overflow."
bwahhahahahaha ... best one. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Your momma is so fat she has little fat mamma's orbiting her.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I think later tonight I'll write an Adium script for these. E-mail me if anyone wants it.
- Jasoco, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"Suppose your mom is skinny, then there exists a domain her ass fits in. Contradiction, hence she has a huge ass."
"There is no finite sub cover which contains your mom, hence your mom is not compact." - twmsdude, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1My mamma is pretty darn FAT!!!!!!! JKJKJK HAHAHA
- twmsdude, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1I tottally agree with you !!!!!!!!
- BigDubb, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1These were hysterical.
- naing_oo_1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1these jokes should be on t-shirts!
it's pretty cool jokes - PhoneJack, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1http://digg.com/links/Your_Mom_Jokes_FOR_NERDS_
- winroc, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Your mom is so fat she needs google earth to find her ***** muhaaha!
- lafingputz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1hahahaha!!! the best laugh at work I've had in a looong time! wish there were more.
- outerspaceapple, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1bwahahaha, man that really hit the spot.
- snownskate, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1damnit man, where's the computer nerd mom jokes? maybe something like....
your mama's is so fat the mouse actually squeeks when she puts her hand on it - Andir, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Is it just me or did anyone else feel like they just lost a part of their life force for reading any of that?
They aren't that funny. Then again, "your mom" jokes have kinda lost their "cool" factor. Wait a minute, it never was cool. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Well Masher your do teach Math so we wont go to hard on you. ;)
- furiouszebra, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1YOUR MOM IS SO FAT IT TAKES HER AN HOUR TO WATCH "60 MINUTES"
- Cataclysm_J, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1This is great, crude but great. Implied comedy is not always the best.
- gookie, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"Your Mom has 11 fingers and 15 toes and STILL cannot count to 26!"
something is quite wrong in there...15 toes and 11 fingers amount to 26 "countable" fingers? Duh. I got -D in math but at least I know that joke is just right out dumb. - motionblur, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Only a 14 year old n00b could laugh at this lameness. No digg.
- krisse, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1My mom is so lame she could make better jokes than these.
- Mongoose, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1lmao!!1
- twmsdude, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1What Spot????!!!!!! HAHAHA
- Ricapar, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Meh.. Some where allright.. others were just plain stupid.
- Forse, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Good stuff +digg
- rrijkse, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1These jokes are so lame! There are better ones on bbspot.com
- rookieone, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Haha oh man...i've never laughed so hard before...this goes to shows how many nerds are here in digg...haha!!
- einsteindesign, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1clever != funny
- cooldude127, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1@doddilus:
agreed. The code ones were so funny - BugMeNot2, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Hey, I don't get it, but...
+DIGG and BOOKMARKED (for when I do get it) - doddilus, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0the code ones were hysterical
the math one sucked
the physics ones were hit and miss - splatnik, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0I'm a nerd too but those were terrible. I hope the retinal damage isn't permanent.
- dbr_onix, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Yeh, thought I recognised the site..
Still funny
- Ben - Waxbeetle, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1HEY!!!! I POSTED THIS LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO! YOU THIEF! STEALING MY STORY AND IT GETS ON FRONTPAGE???!!!!
- MasherSCF, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Some of those Math jokes had some pretty glaring Math errors. It kinda spoiled the humor for me.
The second "your mom is so stupid..." joke in particular describes your momma as stupid for using the correct method instead of using a method that would...
Jeez, I'm becoming a Geek-joke myself. - MattZed, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1wait a minute, these jokes aren't funny. neither are yo mama jokes in general.. -digg
- sgtkillmore, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0not this i already say your mom jokes too much...
- Lolita, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0wow, i cant believe how hard i laughed at these jokes...they were incredibly entertaining...i want more : ) the people who made these jokes...i salute you and your nerdiness
- stewy, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0Your Mom pretends to understand these math jokes but she really doesn't because they don't make sense at all. And they are dumb. The math jokes, I mean. Not your mom, but your mom is dumb also, so I guess it's ok......HA HA HA HA!
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1where's the math error? I don't see any math error.
> - exlaval, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0
guess i just found the site for people with iq ≤ 0
qui vivra verra ! - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+0where's the math error? I don't see any math error.
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