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- SilentSpyder, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6"If it really happened, things must be pretty bad in our forests,"
Yeah, when squirrels start eating dogs, I'd say things are pretty bad in your forest. - roflcopterdown, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4In related news, Rocky the Flying Squirrel has settled a long-running rivalry with Professor Peabody by way of fly-by shooting.
A man who only called himself Boris gave details of the event. "Squirrel jump out of nearby tree holding AK-47 and shoot him," he said. "Dog have no idea what hit him."
Sherman, between sobs, vowed revenge for the murder of his former master. - stonebear, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Those Russian squirrels sure have nuts. :^D
- Nemesiz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I want a pack of trained attack squirrels.
- hotdawg, on 10/22/2007, -0/+2Title alone deserves a digg
- Sell, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2They're mad as hell and aint gonna take it no mo. Can we please get the freakin squirrels a damn pinecone geez.
Stray dogs are a gateway drug next thing you know there will be squirrels prostituting themselves out for some elephant, whale, and walrus meat.
Once they've tasted flesh theres no going back but i refuse to bow to their demands. EVERYONE TO ARMS, GRAB YOUR BB GUNS DONT DELAY!!!!!! - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3I for one bow to our future sqirrel overlords.
- cryptocom, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2The original story was reported by Pravda...the same 'journalists' who reported that the U.S. is controlling weather and using it as a weapon via the HAARP facility in Alaska...DEBUNKED.
- Pie_Man, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I, for one, welcome our furry, dog-eating overlords.
- kyote, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2@amadeus
Dude, it's squirrels attacking and eating dogs. Why would it NOT be on the front page? - dongiaconia, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Now we know why squirrels can't register domain names... not because they have small hands, but because they are too busy prepping to be on Fox's next special: "When Cute Little Animals Attack"
- magister, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical."
Funniest quote ever! - Meegeekai, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1*****, my wife just put squirrel proof bird feeders all over the place, we are in big trouble now.
I shoot the little black ones, they are nasty. I hit one with my pellet gun and swear the pellet went right through him. He ran about 20 feet through a hedge before he died. I would not like to deal with a pack of them. - smiley2billion, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"10 year old american kid + BB gun= problem solved"
You think we can just solve all the worlds problems with BB guns!? Maybe if we just stopped cutting down all the forests then the animals that live there wouldn't start attacking!
... just kidding, I aim for squirrels when I'm driving. I think they're worth a lot of points if you manage to hit one. - chosenone-, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1^^ditto
- vypergts, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Maybe the dog will come back as a "Zombie Dog!!!"
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1http://www.scarysquirrel.org/special/movies/geico/squirrels2.wmv
proof that squirrels are evil - buckaroo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Did you hear the one about the Dog Banker that went for a walk in park?
He got Squirreled away!
(thank ya thank ya, I'll be here all week, try the squirrel chops) - CaptSnuffy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1As much as i love Slashdot's running jokes, it just doesn't work on Digg.
Please, think of the children. - KevinJ, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1In communist Russia the squirrels didn't attack stray dogs. The government did
- muikano, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1did any of you guys even read the article? They didn't just kill him. They foraged the goram dog. The ramifications doesn't mean--cool, they killed a dog. It means, holy crap, squirrels are omnivorous. And that means they can metabolize flesh. Maybe human flesh. Ominous. But then, again, famine does things to people much less animals.
-richardun - ByteGuerilla, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Ages ago one of my mates at college swore he saw a squirrel in Longford Park nearby sharpening the end of a feather with its teeth. Then I read a story afterwards about how squirrels had virtually taken over a small part of a town in Eastern Europe, killing other small animals and even attacking some humans.
It's an invasion a tells ya. - Nanx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1First nuts, today a dog, tomorrow, THE WORLD
*in squeaky voice* I pwn j00 - teckjunkie, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1First crack squirrels now this?
- reggiedarden, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0For my land forces: Flesh eating squirrels
For my sea forces: Sharks with freakin' lazer beams attached to their heads
Now I just need air forces and my army will be complete! - Dayyve, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0@reggiedarden
Catapulting starving midget homeless Russian women make for a formidable foe in the skies. - Dayyve, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Me thinks 3 people in Russia are liars. When the local scientist says it's 'absurd' it's because it is. Maybe if the dog was comatose or posed NO THREAT WHATSOEVER but for itty-bitty squirrels to attack and kill a barking dog? Squirrels are not pack mentality hunting animals - they simply aren't wired for it. Was probably hairy midget homeless Russian women.
- phobet, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Boy are we in trouble if they should ever develope a taste for human flesh!
- Dayyve, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0^ forgot hairy
- simpleid, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Star Nuts: Attack of the Squirrel
- nene7070, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Albertpacino rocks.
- topherthedigger, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0check out the link of pictures of squirrels on the bbc website. Picture number 10 takes on a new meaning for the world today/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/4415094.stm - reggiedarden, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I bet they did this because they were pissed that they can't register domain names.
- saiz66, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0squirrels are cute.
- Noky, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0This was quite funny. Squirrels probably just decided they were hungry and not about to take any crap from a dog on top of it. "Screw this guys, let take that mofo down!"
Why black squirrels? Because gray squirrels just aren't as cool. - penguindude15, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0wow!!!!!!!
+digg - Bollix, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0All we need to do now is attach frickin' laser beams to their heads!
- dbpigeon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I got charged by a squirrel once. Normally they run away from you, but this one looked at me, flicked its tail twice, and charged.
- flubba, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0haha thats crazy. *diggs*
- Enendar, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0i've had a squirrel... well... bark (i guess thats what u'd call it) at me.
- moose_diggs, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0When I used to hunt deer .. the damn squirrels would give away where you were by barking..fukkaz I hated those lil bitches
I think I'll create a MMOG around the Flesh Eating Attack Squirrels - Dayyve, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"We're going to need a bigger Transonic Pro" (check out the ad at the top)
- Alliant_devil, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Squirrel Zerg Rush!!
- SubZ3r0, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I have sed it before there evil better be careful feeding them penuts just may get pissed and kill you if you dont rofl!
+digg - Nobi-Wan, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0So does that mean American squirrels are pussies?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0That is awesome.
- laughterkillsme, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Hard Core.
- marcus_r, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Digg this ***** to make Alex read it on Diggnation.
Seriously.
He will laugh for a good ten minutes before even starting the story. - Russell102, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0now they will go after human flesh.
MORE THEY WANT,MORE - zenghost, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0teenage mutant ninja squirrels.
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