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- canewediggit, on 10/11/2007, -0/+102done - http://jayallen.org/glass/jpgs/img_0157.jpg
- hughesj919, on 10/11/2007, -3/+39FIRST GIRLFRIEND?? ...so google tells the future now too eh?
- TheRingmaster, on 10/11/2007, -1/+33It was Colonel Mustard in the billiard room with the candlestick, wasn't it?
- RockMyMonkey, on 10/11/2007, -2/+30I challenge anyone to find info on my past girlfriends with Google. My real name is Mark Carras.
- linkcma, on 10/11/2007, -1/+28I typed in my fathers name in google and found a ton of criminal records. To be honest, I wasn't surprised.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+20My first girlfriend typed about half of the letters in this post.
- NoNom, on 10/11/2007, -1/+20Found "her"
http://www.sondheim.com/comedy/columna/Icons/hand.jpg - inspecality, on 10/11/2007, -2/+20Why do they even need to keep it for 18 months?
- lordtyros, on 10/11/2007, -2/+20Yeah ***** right.
- iffypop, on 10/11/2007, -0/+16My first girlfriend was a Commodore 64
- johndi, on 10/11/2007, -1/+16I'll need your social security number to make sure I find the right Mark Carras. (I'm kidding. I don't want info on you and won't bother looking.) Just because you never put your information online doesn't mean your ex-girlfriend or someone else didn't. Plenty of celebrity sex videos have got out because of the ex.
- AnonymousFan9, on 10/11/2007, -6/+19Mark Carras is a guy's name, the Myspace is of a 21 year old female. You fail.
- InfinitySnatch, on 10/11/2007, -1/+13FIRST girlfriend?
- Firehed, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11So they can serve more relevant ads.
- JrGhoull, on 10/11/2007, -2/+11jokes on you a$$hole! no girl in her RIGHT MINNNDD would date me! :-D
hey wait.... - schrutefan, on 10/11/2007, -0/+9Why would I Google my first girlfriend's name? She's tucked away safely in my freezer.
- FreakTrap, on 10/11/2007, -1/+10"info on my past girlfriends"
- wassupening, on 10/11/2007, -8/+15http://www.myspace.com/rockmymonkey
http://abrasiverock.com
http://rockmymonkey.com
http://www.amazon.com/gp/pdp/profile/A2YYM3YX9LHOYZ
Rock My Monkey-P.O. Box 828 Olympia, WA 98507
(360)789-0703
Didn't even need your name for any of that. You fail. - buffalodan, on 10/11/2007, -2/+9I dugg you up so that other people could the replies to your post. Dont worry, if diggs comment system didnt suck, you would be dugg down alot more.
- AxeSwinger, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7At least no one knows about my pandas in bikini fetish....oh damn!!
- adderx99, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7dude, get a haircut.
http://www.rockmymonkey.com/staph/mark.php - Daisuke, on 10/11/2007, -0/+6what's your fathers name? perhaps we can find out yours... :)
edit: maybe i don't need it. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=80004382 ? - RobertS44, on 10/11/2007, -6/+12Just stick with Google people, they delete any information about your searches at the 18 month mark.
- carpespasm, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4if privacy is such a non-concern, please make sure to post a full schedule and photos of every time you masturbate, take a dump, as well as any thoughts you may have ever had which would paint you as supporting something illegal. privacy's overrated right?
- snotrokit, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Eeek I really don't want to find my first girlfriend. She was kinda scary
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+4Sadly, there are many other people who do care about those things. People who influence your life, like, employers.
- Dustin00, on 10/11/2007, -0/+3And they can have her!
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3A very handy add on for Firefox is View Cookies CS, which lets you protect some cookies so they are retained when you clear private data. That way you can clear private data as often as you wish to dump your google, yahoo and various ad tracking cookies, while still remaining cookied for benign sites (if there are any such things:-P)
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/3587 - wilf_brim, on 10/11/2007, -1/+3If you are as big of an idiot to put all that information out there you deserve what you get. Some of it (like your birthplace, high school, etc) is public record, some may be semi public (like the best man at your wedding, if you put it in the paper), but most (like the first gf) is only out there is you put it there. And, btw, please don't. Even if nobody else will tell you, I will. We really could give a crap about your first romantic experience. So don't blog it, mmmkkay?
- RockMyMonkey, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2I did...20 years ago. You don't like it? :D
- saintdesy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Wow, the one time being totally undateable has actually worked in my favor!
- AxeSwinger, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2That whore I thought I was her first....Snagging code from Radio Shack trying to debug my typos...we had some good times.
- cwcheang, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Got it.
http://www.allparty.co.uk/store/media/saucy/21185_Inflatable_Doll_Female.jpg - efinit, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2track me not is also fun it just blasts queries of total random *****.
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/3173 - inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2That's why you never, ever use your full name on the internet. Also, never use your name in email addresses that you use to register to forums etc. Do this, and Google won't even know you exist.
- RawOysters, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Well lets see, they would have to go back to 1972 for my first girlfriend. How much server space do they have?
- Pake, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Just enough for the left cheek. :)
- dacheetah, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Candlesticks are only slightly kinky...
- truspark, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1say you lived in a country that was controlled by a totalitarian government. Say you were doing research on how to overthrow that government to form a democratic republic. Say said totalitarian government pressured Google into releasing your search information - like they routinely do in China - and put your ass in jail. That's the reason we have the right to privacy in the USA. - so our government can't stop us from toppling them when they get corrupt.
- carpespasm, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1what about things you see as important today but won't like in the public eye some day? what about kids who make myspace pages today and don't know better, but will have an employer who would otherwise have no idea they'd done some strange or unconductive to their job activities in many years?
- mokee, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Just the reason why I always register with these sites as Phil McCracken...
- linkcma, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2Nicely done.
- RockMyMonkey, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Wrong! I use my other hand. :D
- monsterenergy, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1its a prediction of the future...
just thought i'd clear some things up - noeljohnhoward, on 10/11/2007, -1/+2ewww
- noeljohnhoward, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1yeah but its in the butt fool
- dorey, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1dude. awesome. everyone should download this
- mickd, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1I always use Oj Simpson
- Lafftermath, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1I thought it was Paul Revere.
Who did it like this... and did it like that...
He did it with a wiffle ball bat. -
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