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- CovardeAnonimo, on 10/12/2007, -4/+203"Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base Are belong to you"
/me thinking of printing this in a t-shirt, just to see the blank stares from non-geek family members. - thewaz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+100pretty fly for a #FFFFFF guy
- grav80bong, on 10/12/2007, -5/+85The speed of sound is defined by the distance from door to computer divided by the time interval needed to close the media player and pull up your pants when your mom shouts "OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"
Come on fellow masturbators, digg this up. - raskalz, on 10/12/2007, -15/+941f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
- Gatesophile, on 10/12/2007, -1/+64Well that was rude and made no sense...
- snurfle, on 10/12/2007, -1/+59111. There's no place like 127.0.0.1
- cds0528, on 10/12/2007, -6/+62this was on digg a long, long time ago, but dugg for those who haven't seen it.
- wm2010russ, on 10/12/2007, -3/+50There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who have friends.
:p - AdamFitz, on 10/12/2007, -2/+44Not all diggers live at home with their moms.
- nofxjunkee, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4212_CHARS: Did your mom forget your fruit rollup today? You seem upset muffin. Maybe you should have a nap.
- Gatesophile, on 10/12/2007, -3/+42 Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
My favorite. :D - nahteecirp, on 10/12/2007, -1/+37Someone probably should have locked the door.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+35http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/724a/
- brhad56, on 10/12/2007, -0/+32Did it ever occur to you that maybe... Just maybe.. that ThinkGeek....oh I dunno... borrowed these phrases from another source?
- e1eongonza1es, on 10/12/2007, -0/+31but i'm le tired
- nofxjunkee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+31ok well first have a nap... zen FIRE ZEE MISSILES!
- Tetranitrate, on 10/12/2007, -3/+32once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary,
over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'.
While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,
" 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
quoth the server, 404.
-best quote, bar none - Gatesophile, on 10/12/2007, -3/+28Yeah, I live with my dad. Not my mom. :D
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -19/+44raskalz, if you can type that, you really need to get laid too.
- markormesher, on 10/12/2007, -1/+25christmas hangover?
- snurfle, on 10/12/2007, -6/+30And that's 12_chars for a BLOCK.
So long, *****! - frant1c, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23"I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident. I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?" - love this one. Bash.org quotes > all.
- markormesher, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23wow they beat me to it. but thinkgeek.com is that wonderful place my girlfriend has learned is the only place to buy me Christmas presents...
- rompom7, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23A couple of classics...
10 HOME
20 SWEET
30 GOTO 10
C:DOS
C:DOSRUN
RUN DOS RUN
How many people can read hex if only you and dead people can read hex? - franksands, on 10/12/2007, -3/+25I think these is one of the best:
"People say that if you play Microsoft CD's backwards, you hear satanic things, but that's nothing, because if you play them forwards, they install Windows." - noodlez, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21@CovardeAnonimo
half the ***** on the story's page are taken from thinkgeek shirts, including the roses poetry.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/724a/
edit: ah damnit, all the turkey has slowed me down :X - brhad56, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20There's no place like ~/
- VeganG, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17Sadly, I know someone who once tried to teach himself to read Barcode.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -6/+23this was on USENET a long time ago, thats how old it is
5 bucks say the tao of programming hits frontpage within 24 hours - bigrodey77, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16I'm not taking the bait.
- dmsean, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17RE: 12_char
take a chill pill man.
1 t1ink u c4n r34d th15 50 g0 g3t l41d and leave the diggers alone! - Gatesophile, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1410 means 2 in binary. 00000010 == 2 so therefore 10 == 2 because the preceeding 0s are not needed.
- Haapi, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12Oh, come on! If we geeks won't do IPv6, then when the rest of the world will *ever* convert?
There's no place like ::1 - Istari6, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13"what does "1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d" say?"
it says that you're probably getting more action than I am :-) - hmemcpy, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14Since it says "10 types of people", yeah, you're talking nonsense.
- dime, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13"My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard. "
This one made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
Log off life. - Kitsune818, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10The first one always bugged me when I saw it.. it would be an infinite loop.. HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET.. etc. Not to mention you forgot PRINT.
The hex one I never understood. - Novagenesis, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10Guilty. I've got a bunch of half-written compilers sitting on my computer, most of which were written by me. I thought I was looking at GPLed LISP compiler, and complained at how bad the code was........
it was mine. - lampiaio, on 10/12/2007, -2/+11actually, there are 11 types of people in the world: those who know binary, those who don't, and those who are sick of this old joke.
- CovardeAnonimo, on 10/12/2007, -3/+12rompom7: "How many people can read hex if only you and dead people can read hex?"
that would be 57,006 people... (^_^) - MrStabby, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Is it bad that I own that t-shirt?
http://img80.imageshack.us/my.php?image=01010046rq8.jpg - burgestr, on 10/12/2007, -3/+10"There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."
How sad is it that I started to laugh profusely halfway through that sentence? - burgestr, on 10/12/2007, -2/+9Hey, just remember pal, youre on Digg just like the rest of us...
- Tanath, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8dead = 57005
57005 + you = 57006
;) - appleswitch, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6http://bash.org/?top
- Tanath, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7How about:
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand trinary, those who don't, and those who mistake it with binary. ;) - McLumpy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6@12_CHARS
The next time you drink a whole bunch of Sunny Delight, please stay away from the internets. - 13thfloor, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5yes
- mrASSMAN, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6This thread has me cracking up.. btw, 12_CHARS, the person who made the comment is actually a girl.. not a guy. Therein lies the irony that she may literally be a *****..
- lamech, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5What was he supposed to drink? That purple stuff is rank.
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