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fontayne.com — The project's due tomorrow and you haven't started yet. It's midnight, and you're already starting to feel a bit dreary... What are you supposed to do???

Who dugg this? Made popular Oct 1, 2005

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  • ,,|,_, on 11/02/2007, -1/+6this digg brought to you by the "no ***** sherlock" department
  • Flyinace2000, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4You would also staple your eye lids open. Do jumping jacks, pull your toe nails out with plyers and other really painfull stuff. Not to much pain cause u don't want to faint. You could also do some speed or take some cafine pills, or a line of coke?

    Lets see what other dumb ***** gets onto Digg front page.
  • batmant, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1unless i missed it above it seems no one else caught this. just how in the hell is a slim jim or anything pungent to my breath supposed to keep me awake if i brush my teeth every hour?
  • teebiss, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1snipehack, what does this have to do with tech?
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Those are some lame advices. I don't see how anyone could find this useful.
  • silentauthority, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0wtf mate
  • mindlessxd, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Um... caffeine! Drink a Dew.
  • mdyoke, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Sand down your junk with a cheese grater and then pour some Purell on it.
    Or wait until your ahole is itching fiercly and lather it up with some Benadryl liquid to quell the itch.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0How about read the comments in http://digg.com/science/What_Keeps_You_Awake_2

    My car battery post my be of great interest to you as if done right will work wonders. It's almost as good as crack!
  • semsskater, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Sleep is for the week.

    One tip i have espresso strait the taste will wake you up instantly and the caffeine will keep you up.
  • doofus, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2sleep is for fags!
  • UnlivedPhalanx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0thank you.
  • PrometheuZ, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1To the 'what does this have to do with tech' jackasses...don't digg it, obviously others are.
  • kubedawg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0im confused about the last 2, because, i just do them both together... a brisk run down the road in nothin but my undies!
  • LNahid2000, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I do the all nighter thing a lot but when I'm working hard, I don't even think about sleep so I'm usually fine.
  • mojaam, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0It appears I am already doing some of those starting college and all. Neat.
  • MaxFrost, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1I usually end up pulling all nighters reading....

    the scary part is I do it without any caffiene O_o
  • TheRepublic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0all those are a tad weak... w/e happened to the usual caffeine cram ?
  • GaryKing, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Most of them are fairly rough on yourself. If I had a project due the next day, would I try to freeze myself and risk getting hypothermia? No. Health > education. Of course, I rarely procrastinate - I usually do that later ;)
  • Philbert, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"Red Bull anyone?" Actually according to another recent article posted here the Starbucks Double Shot has the most caffeine per ounce. Too small though. Also avoid listening to Trance music.
  • Tobey, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Here's an idea, now this might sound a little crazy but... How about you get the work done earlier instead of playing games all day?
  • sephiroth965, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0these are all common sense! and they left out energy drinks and expresso!
  • brosner, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0The article made reference to caffiene might be too much to keep you awake made the whole article a downer. I clicked back right then.
  • AuAndCs, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Red Bull anyone?
  • kday, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Ok, first of all, cold makes me sleepy. Before I go to sleep I run the AC and make my room cold. Back in high school they used to make the rooms cold to keep students "awake". Unfortunately, I fell asleep every damn day.

    Second, I sleep in my underwear. When I strip down to my boxers, I go to sleep. That simple.

    If I really wanted/needed to pull an all-nighter, I would make a trip to 7 Eleven, and buy 2 24 oz BooKoo's. It has 1000mg of Taurine and is absolutely loaded with caffeine. The 24 oz size is prohibited in some states, but I believe there is also a 16 oz can. Each 24 oz can has 3 servings, and the back warns to only have 1 serving per day. Go ahead and drink 2 cans, it won't kill you. I have fell asleep after drinking 3 red bulls before, but there is no way I can fall asleep with two of these.
  • sealed, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1who the ***** dug this?
  • porplem, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Have some coffee!

    no digg
  • kristin364, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2This is stupid. Just don't procrastinate...like it's that hard. *rolls eyes* NO DIGG.
  • ross., on 10/12/2007, -0/+0If you did all that *****, sure you'd stay awake, but you wouldn't have any time to do any work. No Digg.
  • Jaesin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Think i can find an FAQ about burying a dead hooker?
  • thatsiebguy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"who the ***** dug this?"
    -Says at the bottom of the page.. :P

    I work third shift, and the only useful thing on the list is "going for a walk", which falls under "fkn duh." nodigg
  • PrometheuZ, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0quit bitching teebis ya fork!
  • wired4christ, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0i usually stretch or stand up while studying if im sleepy and it works
  • clubgus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Does this mean we should also go through brisk nude run to keep us awake
  • Iffrat, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1lame no digg
  • ttojesse, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Wow, 6 tips. What a nice article!
  • sbold, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Provigil!
  • tk16, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0well thats bloody obvious
  • xenovoxx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Nothing a little common sense, and mastery of the obvious couldn't tell you.

    Whata horribly short article full of... well, nothing.
  • CompIsMyRx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Can't sleep, clown'll eat me!
  • jtoy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0How about tips to fall asleep? I can't sleep!!!!!!!
  • grovel, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0smoke some meth, that always keeps me up
  • dimplemonkey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  • nuxx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0"Also avoid listening to Trance music"

    that all depends, dude... John Digweed, Paul Oakenfold, Okay. Judge Jules, Ferry Corsten or Deep Dish...HELL NO. I could listen to trance all night and never feel sleepy.

    That said, my quick energy choices are as follows: Red Bull, BAWLS, 2 packs of Warp Green Energy Mints, a two-four of Molson Kick beer (it's got guarana), and last but not least, an MP3 Playlist packed full of House, Electro, Trance, Old-skool Techno, and Punk Rock.
  • Tired19, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1oh arent wee soooo unfortunate wee aint all as smart as u a**hole, people like you shudnt waste time posting comments... idiot!!!

  • FamilyGuy, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1I don't see why the idiots that really have this problem don't just start sooner... Stop staying up until 3am everynight playing World of Warcraft and do what you are supposed to do. In other words, get a LIFE!
  • bradmiller, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Reading this ***** is making me go to sleep.
  • teebiss, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1More FARK links. Fantastic.
  • teebiss, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0why the ***** is this getting diggs? it's not tech related, dumbasses.

    no digg
  • compu73rg33k, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1I have an idea. Start sooner next time. Idiots.

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