The Tech Industry's Alternatives to Waterboarding [COMIC]
geekculture.com — The tech industry offers some interesting, alternative methods to torture suspects.
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- reflex768, on 03/27/2008, -9/+2Now that's just inhuman. I might be tempted to take the simulated drowning instead.
- hawksdomain, on 03/27/2008, -13/+3Simply hysterical! :)
- kristenmunson, on 03/27/2008, -13/+3Very funny!
- rjmoriarty, on 03/27/2008, -4/+11Dugg for Scoble's Twitter stream. I'm a voluntary follower, and even that has dubious effects on my sanity.
- Nerve55, on 03/27/2008, -9/+3Very Funny, and true!
- Emused, on 03/27/2008, -2/+17Exchange Server 2007 tech support (over bad VOIP implementation) from Bangalore IN.
- badjoke, on 03/27/2008, -0/+5Ugh. Agreed.
- mikelieman, on 03/27/2008, -0/+6That Indiana tech support doth such mightily.
- Godlike, on 03/27/2008, -0/+4Please advice sir, has open the window?
- bradleyland, on 03/27/2008, -0/+2My english is finings.
- Godlike, on 03/27/2008, -0/+4Please advice sir, has open the window?
- kalleanka, on 03/27/2008, -4/+4Dugg for the pool:
What would torture you the most?
A Clockwork Scobleizer.
Reading bloggers writing about bloggers writing about bloggers.
Mahalo as my primary search engine.
A lack of bandwidth.
Having to use Vista.
Forced to give up pizza. - Genshinx, on 03/27/2008, -3/+61Dial up.... A cold chill just ran up my spine.
- badjoke, on 03/27/2008, -1/+4I love the guy's reaction.
- CTK14A, on 03/27/2008, -0/+61Boop-boop-beep-boop-boop-boop-beep. Brrrrrrring. Brrrrrrring. REEEEE DEEEEE DEEEEE wongwongwongwongwong ADONGGGA DONGGGA kcccchhhhhhhchhchhhhhhhchhhhhhhchhhhhchh…
I'm so glad I don't pay for the internet by the hour anymore.- Emused, on 03/27/2008, -1/+4UART going to do that awful sound again are you ?
- edwartica, on 03/27/2008, -0/+2I miss that sound actually.
- Emused, on 03/27/2008, -1/+4UART going to do that awful sound again are you ?
- HyperJack, on 03/27/2008, -3/+11Rick rolls.
- edwartica, on 03/27/2008, -1/+2lolcats
- MrViklund, on 03/27/2008, -5/+1LOL
- louiebaur, on 03/27/2008, -9/+1I will skip vista and stick with xp
- PhireN, on 03/27/2008, -0/+22I've used youtube on dialup. That is pure torture.
30min for a 3min video. - wwjbaby, on 03/27/2008, -3/+1MIRROR in case if that down:http://www.linkinn.com/_The_Tech_Industry_s_Altern ...
- P1um, on 03/27/2008, -2/+10Digg without comments
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- moletimer, on 03/27/2008, -0/+9Diggers replying to diggers about how stupid their reply was to the digger who didn't give a good reply to the other digger.
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- MMaster23, on 03/27/2008, -9/+6how about the 1 billionth lame comment on Vista?
That torture for ya - ahac, on 03/27/2008, -0/+31Where is:
- Realizing you just installed Safari when all you wanted was to update iTunes.
?- badger454, on 03/28/2008, -0/+1That's masochism, not torture.
- gordmoo, on 03/27/2008, -1/+6never has a website reminded me so much of the pre 2000's than this one, adding "being forced to view a website full of animated gifs and an 'advertise here!'" space should prolly go on that list.
- Zaggynl, on 03/27/2008, -7/+24Oh please, Vista isn't that bad, works fine here, especially with SP1.
- daniel, on 03/27/2008, -1/+21Can't believe they didn't mention RealPlayer.
- schotty, on 03/28/2008, -0/+2On Linux, the RealPlayer software is actually quite nice.
- stalefries, on 03/29/2008, -0/+2That's only because they haven't figured out how to screw it up yet. :)
- schotty, on 03/28/2008, -0/+2On Linux, the RealPlayer software is actually quite nice.
- annoia, on 03/27/2008, -5/+12Non-mac fans to be forced to spend an hour with a mac-fan, going on and on about how wonderful the mac is, how wonderful mac users are etc... Much like the comic, actually. It's horrible!
- sk11, on 03/27/2008, -2/+8A far worse variant are vista fans. They'll astound you with the lengths they'll go to justify the amount of money they've spent on it.
- redfox2600, on 03/27/2008, -1/+4There are vista fans?
- Zettabyte, on 03/27/2008, -1/+6Non-mac fan: I'm bored let's have a LAN party!!
Mac fans: wat - badger454, on 03/28/2008, -0/+1Wow. That's cruel. Not even Hitler could have condoned such a thing!!
I got heart palpitations just thinking about it.
- sk11, on 03/27/2008, -2/+8A far worse variant are vista fans. They'll astound you with the lengths they'll go to justify the amount of money they've spent on it.
- hoopy22, on 03/27/2008, -5/+0Fail.
- badger454, on 03/28/2008, -0/+1Your "fail" failed.
- robbiemuffin, on 03/27/2008, -2/+2some other missing alternatives:
waterboarding....their iPhone instead! ("Nooo!!!!!! MY I-PHONE!!!!!!")
Reading time-shifted web pages, news blurbs, and 70s-era-reality-TV-from-europe like it was today ... AGAIN
Watching perfectly good technology, or even just dns names for that matter, being squatted by angel-fund-hopefuls or worse, people who fear to see competing technology.
Apple-or-PC, discuss? Hot-or-not, vote? The red picture of Stalin or the blue picture of Stalin, vote. Hillary or.... oh wait. They're THE SAME - mooseofshadows, on 03/27/2008, -0/+2This makes blogging sound like an expletive.
- edwartica, on 03/27/2008, -2/+1Listening to Ron Paul fanatics going on and on and on and on.
- harinezumi, on 03/27/2008, -1/+0Where's being forced to watch 2 girls 1 cup?
- tom6a, on 03/27/2008, -0/+1More waterboarding humor...
http://prosperlending.blogspot.com/2008/03/waterbo ... - tylerjames, on 03/28/2008, -0/+2dugg for Poo Buckets
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