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- nkoszyk, on 11/26/2007, -1/+87dugg for the "Archbishop of Ass-Nailing"
- reversekilled, on 11/26/2007, -1/+69these are obviously just the top 10 from today.
- tyzent, on 11/26/2007, -1/+45the sodomy one is from my township. this creeps me out too much, i'm never leaving the basement.
- inactive, on 11/26/2007, -6/+46Jesus Christ
- Mr. Slave - Rikushix, on 11/26/2007, -1/+32Personally "Best of Craigslist" makes my day:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/226817426 ... - murf43143, on 11/26/2007, -3/+32You weren't really going to leave the basement before you read this either though =(
- OomBok, on 11/26/2007, -2/+30"What happens in North Vegas will haunt your dreams forever..." rofl
- eprimetime, on 11/26/2007, -1/+27A friend of mine posted in the casual encounters section. He and his wife are into swinging. Guy responded, wanting to pay for a motel room, he get there before them, and get UNDER the mattress. They would then arrive, have sex on the mattress, while he is under them, and then leave. He promised never to make his presence known. Needless to say, they didn't respond.
- dunnylovehun, on 11/26/2007, -3/+25"The header reads 'Getting to be popular fun!' C'mon now, if a woman is considering letting a guy go wrist-deep, it's probably not because everybody else is doing it. More than likely, it's not the type of experience she wants to have just so she can share the story at the watercooler with her fisting-enthusiast co-workers." That line got me. Checking CList casual encounters is my new time wasting device, if only for the hope I'll see someone I know dressed up like a doll or something.
- AshamedAmerican, on 11/26/2007, -1/+23The pic of the Stallone movie F.I.S.T. got the biggest laugh from me, perfect placement.
- gbarberi, on 11/26/2007, -0/+20Only ten!? They could have done way more than that.
- krets, on 11/26/2007, -1/+19Personally I prefer the Erotic Services section of Craigslist, it's always good for a laugh or two.
- stillasleep00, on 11/26/2007, -0/+18Oh god... the cross dresser #5 actually lives in my zip code, just down the street
Ack. - lokai, on 11/26/2007, -2/+18Ah, good ol' Craigslist casual encounters. I don't know if you can actually score hookups on there, but it sure is a fun place to find some good humor. This has to be my favorite one from my area:
http://cnj.craigslist.org/cas/485770530.html (Safe, no pictures or anything)
Yummy muffins, you say? - adr4, on 11/26/2007, -4/+19Validation of everyone's suspicions that the type of people on CList looking for "casual encounters" are really just desperate, pathetic, chlamydia ridden wannabes
- hansonc, on 11/26/2007, -3/+15nsfw? what the ***** are you talking about? Torso's are now nsfw? Besides it's cracked.com of course it's nsfw.
- Focher, on 11/26/2007, -1/+11Damn. I found this so screwed up I cannot stop laughing. Even better than the article. Thanks. I don't think I laughed this hard since reading the article on Slashdot where the guy made his own Tron costume - with one of the commentors mentioning the resulting camel toe.
- schmitey, on 11/26/2007, -1/+10What's scary is as a biology major I actually understood all of that!
- themastersb, on 11/26/2007, -4/+13#5 Looks like Rudy Giuliani.
- Carburetor, on 11/26/2007, -4/+12"Chance of Getting Laid: 67%"
Am i the only one who concerned about the math they did here?
Holy Goat, that was funny. - adraft, on 11/26/2007, -1/+8"It doesn't seem like much of a stretch to speculate that his dad is just barely out of the frame of the bicycle race, having just let go of the seat of his bicycle."
And for the second time in my life, a drink has exploded out of my nose while laughing. - misconfig, on 11/26/2007, -2/+7Note to self, don't visit cracked.com while at work..
- dagnabbit, on 11/26/2007, -2/+7Like all of them
- Pilomotor, on 11/27/2007, -1/+6Pics or it didn't happen.
- leerayIG88, on 11/26/2007, -2/+6Are you sure it's not you?
- Ellipsys, on 11/26/2007, -0/+4Is it wrong if I have some curiosity regarding this biology-savvy geek girl? Dug up for inventiveness. A night with this chick would either be exciting, or scary as hell. SF Bay Area huh? I could never have guessed...
- spoodigity, on 11/26/2007, -0/+4Sounds like a good prank to play on your buddy. Post the butt rape ad with his address, hilarity ensues.
- Induane, on 11/26/2007, -1/+5While this was funny the strange white font colored mystery stuff that follows was equally funny. I noticed it when highlighting it all to copy and paste. After the whole yummy muffins line comes the ever classic:
eqeqeeqeqceqegesaveqeqeusebiohfjmf hfisjkrjheqhjdxd jueqeqseqjhssthnkmarireou eqeqtsessmj sjdhkjegesavbeqcfhjndfge iugjiugoyeeqjiugoyiugsjiugoyiugooireoegesave avetiugtreoegesaveujiugoyiseqeqcluvjiugoyiugxse neqeqeqeqeqmneqjiugoyteqeqiugtjjete avetiugtreoegesaveujiugoyiseqeqcfjiugoyiugxse seqmeqeqeqhegesaveqeqetti
If that isn't enough evidence... try this screenshot of me highlighting it. http://vaalnor.mine.nu/badadd.jpg sure is odd. - ddosterschill, on 11/26/2007, -1/+5the fister with tiny hands says,
"you'll like the responses. oh my, you will like the response."
utterly terrifying. though i think i may know this man - bdurkin, on 11/26/2007, -2/+5"because no one wants to be reamed to a point where they "know God experientially" by someone who doesn't have a membership at Crunch." ...that made me laugh.
- k3nt, on 11/27/2007, -0/+3The commentaries made me laugh out loud more than once, but nothing made me roll on the floor more than when I scrolled to:
"DRINKS TONIGHT ILL BUY MABEY ILL GIVE U ORAL IN THE CAR" - theballdredge, on 11/26/2007, -2/+5pics or it didnt happen.
- renagadex2, on 11/26/2007, -1/+4That was one of the greatest lists I've seen. Haha that cross-dresser was ***** horrific. I bet he/she enjoys shoving its doll collection up his anus on frequent occasion. It's like Cabbage Patch kids go spelunking.
- asancho, on 11/26/2007, -1/+4Dude...that transvestite will give me nightmares for weeks.The only way that pic could get scarier is if (s)he was wearing a clown mask...
"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again!" - slipdisc2, on 11/26/2007, -0/+3Good job babyman. I knew you could do it. Thats how you roll. Have fun.
- gak001, on 11/26/2007, -1/+4Do you have personal experience?
- stutimandal, on 11/26/2007, -0/+3Clein woman is perhaps Clean woman.
Weird sense of spelling. - jun2san, on 11/27/2007, -0/+3Yes...it is.
Thank you captain obvious. - JamesWilson, on 11/27/2007, -0/+2Usually random text like that is intended to thwart Bayesian filters to make it appear as if it is not spam by making itself more random.
- LethaLAziE, on 11/26/2007, -0/+2that would be a bumpy ride.
- Terra21, on 11/26/2007, -1/+3Do people seriously use this site for hooking up with people? lol
- netcowboy, on 11/27/2007, -0/+2Dad... is that you?
- MV559er, on 11/26/2007, -2/+4That sodomy post was very reminiscent of Tool's "Stinkfist" (...and "4 Degrees" ....and "Prison Sex")
- naonao, on 11/26/2007, -2/+4Dugg for "No strings nookie"
That made me smile. - MarkOfTheDead, on 12/03/2007, -0/+2Two thirds sounds pretty solid.
- melliefarrell, on 11/26/2007, -2/+4Whoa! I can't wait to get my hands on a pregnant searching, gay loving, unable to spell hot man!
- SQLDigger, on 11/30/2007, -0/+1"Our best estimates track this tie to the Structure's 1992 spring collection."
Don't judge . . . - MarkOfTheDead, on 12/03/2007, -0/+1That and for Immature ***** ex-girlfriends to post your cellphone number for people with creepy voices to talk about how excited they are to meet you on your voicemail. That's always fun.
- SQLDigger, on 11/30/2007, -0/+1Geez, I thought the Catholics had that line trademarked already.
- wheeldawg, on 11/27/2007, -1/+2That Catholic church doesn't provide a good mental image of the Catholic church.
Besides, with all the priests raping the altar boys I think that line depicts a pretty accurate image of the Catholic church. -
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