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- Hamburglar26, on 07/21/2009, -3/+563Child: Mommy, how did you and daddy meet?
Kelly: Well, one night I was bored and typed my name into Facebook.
Child: Are you ***** kidding me. - SonnyJoeFoxx, on 07/21/2009, -7/+406Same-name marriages defame the sanctity of our longstanding sacred institution.
- TonyTheTerrible, on 07/21/2009, -8/+297a man named Kelly getting married is indeed news worthy.
- yocouchdigga, on 07/21/2009, -0/+281I'll scream "Kelly" from the tree outside, just to make things that much weirder.
- inactive, on 07/21/2009, -3/+223That's gonna be a strange and eventful relationship.
Especially in the bedroom where he's putting his balls in her mouth and she screams "Kelly!" and he's like "Kelly!" - deathstryk, on 07/21/2009, -2/+218I am officially changing my name to Megan Fox.
- Diamndzngunz, on 07/21/2009, -1/+190here is their pic. http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2009/07/21/alg_c ...
At least (the she) is pretty hot. - Anand999, on 07/21/2009, -1/+182Maybe she'll change her name to Kelly Hildebrandt^2?
- Lane, on 07/21/2009, -1/+164Wow that mothers maiden name security question isn't going to help at all for their kids.
- ahpro, on 07/21/2009, -2/+159'Do you Kelly Hildebrandt, take Kelly Hildebrandt to be your husband? And do you Kelly Hildebrandt, take Kelly Hildebrandt to be your wife?'
- austang, on 07/21/2009, -1/+152Say No to same-name marriage!
- PixelMagic, on 07/21/2009, -6/+149Child: What's Facebook?
Kelly: A fad site that died years ago.
Child: Oh, today we use MyTwitterBook. - DaviDTC, on 07/21/2009, -2/+142***** there are 66 people on facebook with the same name as me. There isn't a single female though. I guess David isn't that popular for the females.
- digitul, on 07/21/2009, -11/+138hey lets put people down to feel better about ourselves! yay internet!
- haidalangara, on 07/21/2009, -3/+119Thats pretty cool, i guess.
- philoponia, on 07/21/2009, -0/+114Wow, no wonder he flew out to Florida to meet the random stalker girl!
- cbgrizzle, on 07/21/2009, -1/+111She can scream with balls in her mouth?
- philoponia, on 07/21/2009, -2/+95I feel we could create a proposition to stop this sort of thing before, you know, God gets upset and sends up more hurricanes.
- blackinthmiddle, on 07/21/2009, -1/+94She's a cunning linguist.
- dollar0dot02, on 07/21/2009, -5/+96More like this:
Child: Mommy, how did you and daddy meet?
Kelly: Well, one night I was bored and typed my name into Facebook.
Child:WTF is Facebook? - Phocion55, on 07/21/2009, -0/+861 digg down. Looks like you pissed off a Digger named Kelly.
- tgc1, on 07/21/2009, -0/+86And that, my friends, is when the world ended.
- tmyprod, on 07/21/2009, -0/+84Actually, he's taking her name.
- username7410, on 07/21/2009, -1/+83Will she change her name, or hyphenate?
- TheCheeks, on 07/21/2009, -1/+83Congrats on not reading the article.
- snareguy17, on 07/21/2009, -0/+82Good find, she's actually way cute (surprisingly).
- dlan4327, on 07/21/2009, -2/+83You better wash your mouth out kid.
- MixMastaKooz, on 07/21/2009, -2/+83I'm sorry, but they look related...I wouldn't be surprised if they shared the same great or great, great grandfather.
- reiggin, on 07/21/2009, -7/+86Bitter about not being able to find another Dick McDouchebag on Facebook?
- SirBruce, on 07/21/2009, -2/+74That's it; I'm changing my name to Emma Watson.
- faizal5k, on 07/21/2009, -0/+70In the year 3000...
“YouTube, Twitter and Facebook will merge to form one super time-wasting Web site called YouTwitFace.”
~Conan O' Brien~ - sotose, on 07/21/2009, -1/+70I'll send R.Kelly over.
- AraleNorimaki, on 07/20/2009, -2/+69Kinky Kelly?
- inactive, on 07/21/2009, -4/+70That God, always doing clever things like this.
- Avaseal, on 07/21/2009, -1/+61...Roseboy
- RyeBrye, on 07/21/2009, -0/+58I smell a TLC show in the making!
- Skybird227, on 07/21/2009, -3/+61They both want to be able to call out their own names during sex.
- philoponia, on 07/21/2009, -0/+57You know, you aren't supposed to put the actual answer on those... I mean, unless you LIKE having an easy to crack account.
- lolwatermelon, on 07/21/2009, -2/+53Pretty cool story, bro.
- m0zzie, on 07/21/2009, -3/+53I think Kelly Hildebrandt is a pretty cool guy, eh marries themself and doesnt afraid of anything
- Catchpen, on 07/21/2009, -2/+50Yeah they can name their kid Kelly and it would be the KKK show.
- philoponia, on 07/21/2009, -0/+45Well she was hot and it sounds like he had money, so I imagine those had something to do with it.
- LemonMachete, on 07/21/2009, -5/+46Julian?
- inactive, on 07/21/2009, -6/+46First it's same name marriages, what's next? People with the same pet names getting married to each other!
***** disgusting. - KingGorilla, on 07/21/2009, -0/+39Well then you'll get a kick out of this story about a boy named Sue
- yocouchdigga, on 07/21/2009, -2/+39this will end in tragedy.
- scottt732, on 07/21/2009, -0/+36Kelly Katrina Hildebrant-Hildebrant has a nice ring to it.
- Avaseal, on 07/21/2009, -0/+33...her relative.
- Rain12913, on 07/21/2009, -79/+109""I totally think that it's all God's timing," Kelly Katrina Hildebrandt said. "He planned it out just perfect."
She's a student at a local community college."
Sounds about right to me. - ummmmmmmmmm, on 07/21/2009, -0/+29another picture - http://media.nbcmiami.com/images/600*328/hildebran ...
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