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  • madcreator, on 10/12/2007, -7/+182Does Adult Friend Finder count as a social network? I'll vote that site for most likely to get you tied up, ball gagged and whipped into submission by a post op. male to female transsexual midget . . . or so I've heard.
    • Akaji, on 10/12/2007, -35/+10I don't think that you've heard that. Which means that the only other way you would know that is...
    • Willy99, on 10/12/2007, -0/+47i read an article on this... about a guy who posted as a guy (he got 3 responses from gay men seeing if he was interested. When he posted as a female.. he got 97 inquiries in a day). i suspect the imbalance is prevalent through-out the date sites
    • trump48257, on 10/12/2007, -5/+9@madcreator

      No, the one most likely to get you ballgagged & whipped would be collarme.com
    • TroubleInMind, on 10/12/2007, -0/+81I think you have AFF confused with their sister site, ALT.com. If you're a guy and you want:

      Dating with potential: Plenty Of Fish
      MILF ***** buddies: Adult Friend Finder
      Gay NSA hookups: Craigslist
      Edgy "wake up the gimp" *****: Alt.com

      Screw social networking for getting laid. Unless you count cyber of course. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat...
    • Kazbaeden, on 10/12/2007, -4/+14Alt.com is great! For the BDSM couple, there's really no substitute. My girlfriend and I use it all the time.
    • LucerinRed, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8I'd consider AFF the most likely source for you to get dozens of spam from pornbots wanting you to pay to look at their webcams
    • madmage, on 10/12/2007, -1/+34Revealed: The Social Network Most Likely to Get You STDs
    • Willy99, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3For a good video on dating do's and don'ts ... check this. Very disturbing edit of old government health films... funny as hell, but honestly... more disturbing than funny. Cap't Beefheart in the soundtrack.. nuff said.
      http://tesla.liketelevision.com/liketelevision/tuner.php?channel=1034&format=movie22&theme=guide

      with good girls... and naughty ones too. Safe for work... kinda. you're boss will think you are twisted, but not perverted.
    • RonPaulPres2008, on 10/12/2007, -2/+34And this is why I love those emo scene myspace sluts. You can tell which ones love the ***** by looking for these two things: angle pics and hair in the face (and yes I know, that's most chicks on myspace, obviously this is why myspace won in the getting laid chart). Those are the girls with huge insecurity issues who just want a weird internet perv to come and ***** them while their parents are asleep in the middle of the night. Trust me. And those emo scene girls really really get crazy while giving a blowjob.
    • TheKricket, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9@Akaji

      look up - and no, that's not a plane that just flew 30,000 feet above your head...
    • rasterbator, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6I have heard that most dating sites are filled with fat chicks, and women tend to use old pictures of themselves.
    • macfanboi, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2@ubuwalker31

      I think you can guarantee Maxwell posting pictures if it happens.
    • Spamiclese, on 10/12/2007, -4/+4@RonPaulPres2008

      DUDE ROFL. That is totally the truth. I've gotten laid off of myspace so many times. I nearly peed myself reading your comment! I added you as a friend :).
    • mister711, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2I got laid at aol.com
    • pingveno, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1@willy99
      Just to point out the semi-obvious, 3 gay guys contacting a male and 97 heterosexual guys is almost _exactly_ representative of the entire population (about 2-4% gay).

      @rasterbator
      Proof that digg comments are male orientated...
    • ElectroOverlord, on 10/12/2007, -4/+3Craigslist for me...

      4 hook ups in the last 2 months with out even trying.

      Tell em you can cook and clean.

      Found the FWB I have always wanted on there. 6 foot tall beast of a woman that likes it weird!

      Just don't tell my wife.
  • Claw787, on 10/12/2007, -19/+612-3% got laid through Digg??

    Ahh...those *****.
    • anitab83, on 10/12/2007, -28/+7Haha, no probably just to strange single moms who are infatuated with Japanese poop that talks: http://www.saynotocrack.com/index.php/2007/04/26/bizarre-toilet-training-book/

      Oh wait, did I just say that?
    • MaxwellEPad, on 10/12/2007, -3/+30So Anita - is that an offer? After looking at your pic, I don't mind that you're strange!
    • anitab83, on 10/12/2007, -3/+17Uhhh ... which pic are you talking about? That link was supposed to show why you WOULDN'T want to hook up with me.
    • contradictator, on 10/12/2007, -0/+24I'm with Maxwell on this one, Anita... a/s/l plz???
    • MaxwellEPad, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16No, your profile pic! I call firsties ... no sloppy seconds here. I just sent you an e-mail through your gmail ID. Time to help out digg by raising its rank ...
    • macfanboi, on 10/12/2007, -6/+3anitab83 = 40/male/series of tubes sounds about right.
    • anitab83, on 10/12/2007, -3/+28Uhhh ... that pic you sent me was, well ... interesting. No offense, but seeing you sitting at your computer in your underwear isn't going to score you any points in my book (although that robot thing on your desk was pretty cool). Since you asked, the only other pic of me on the web is on my StumbleUpon page (and it's the same as my profile pic here) - http://anitabath.stumbleupon.com/ .

      And before you reply - no, my hair isn't green - I tried to recolorize in photoshop and completely messed up. Just like I tried to remove a scratch from my left forehead and deleted part of my hair (it was a scanned photo from a couple years ago). I suck at photoshop.
    • frimple, on 10/12/2007, -0/+38Poor Anita is about to be accosted by 85%-95% of Digg (minus 18). RUN ANITA!
    • MaxwellEPad, on 10/12/2007, -2/+22That's nice, you can tell me ALL about photoshop when we get together. That's robosapien ... it was a gift from a couple years ago, not really as fun as it looks.

      BTW - We're practically neighbors (I live in PA too!). I e-mailed you my phone number and a better picture. I think I found out your real name and phone via your SU page too. Call me, ok?
    • SultanTravi, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14I'll teach you photoshop...

      edit: LMAO, Maxwell, you're awesome.
    • Misanthrope, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6No no...call me!!

      Oh god...is this really what's it's like to be a single geek??
    • anitab83, on 10/12/2007, -3/+20OK, that second pic was pretty funny. I'll give you a call ... why not? I don't think you'd be revealing much by telling people my real name is Angie (haha, beat you to the punch). And that phone # is an old one, did you ever stop to think that a lady living in PA probably doesn't use a phone with an 847 area code?
    • kalpol, on 10/12/2007, -1/+33>OK, that second pic was pretty funny. I'll give you a call ... why not?

      oh my god is that really how it works?? and to think, all these years all i lacked was a funny picture.
    • johnwyles, on 10/12/2007, -2/+26Anita == dude
    • anitab83, on 10/12/2007, -4/+11frimple - actually, Max was the only guy who e-mailed me ... so I actually wrote him back. It's amazing what will happen when you take that extra step ;^)
    • sickanimations, on 10/12/2007, -1/+52That's the first digg "hookup" i've ever encountered. Three percent my ass.
    • ubuwalker31, on 10/12/2007, -0/+46Pics of Maxwell and Anita on a date, or it didn't happen!
    • Mirag3, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7A/S/L/Uptime?
    • venson, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Ok, Angie/Anitab83 added as StumbleUpon friend. Funny site - 'say no to crack'
    • xJVz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Dude, 847? Aww, that's where I live now!

      Hrmm, I guess I'll have to stop being a web design nazi and score some tang on EmoSpace. :/
  • Confuseus, on 10/12/2007, -33/+8i've hooked up with many girls from myspace over the years, but nowadays its pretty much impossible. any girl with a vagina and 2 legs gets about 10 messages a day from horny desperate guys saying "hey babi u so fineeeeee holla", and yeah, makes things hard for the rest of us. but also I noticed that the caliber of girls willing to meet off there weren't that great in the first place, so i don't care anymore.
    • bobcrotch, on 10/12/2007, -6/+69I'm on ur myspace chattin' with 14 year oldz
    • winmywii, on 10/12/2007, -2/+56I think I saw you on "To Catch a Predator"
    • WarpFox, on 10/12/2007, -3/+16Translation: I got fat and no one wants me anymore so i say the girls on there suck.
    • 0siris, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16myspace worked for me when i was younger, but now that i'm over 18... i decided its time to delete the account.
    • texpundit, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17Actually, in the early days of Yahoo Messenger, before all the 500billion spam profiles showed up, I used to get laid through it on a weekly basis. Of course, this was a LONG time ago (in internet years) when Yahoo was young and dinosaurs walked the earth.
    • airquotes, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7who needs legs? they just get in my damn way!
  • OMGWTFROFLMAOx2, on 10/12/2007, -1/+24For those who don't want to read the article, here is the bar graph
    http://www.mashable.com/images/networkssurvey.PNG

    And if that dies and the mirror doesn't catch it, results:

    Luckiest network?
    * MySpace
    255
    37% of all votes
    * Facebook
    200
    29% of all votes
    * Other (add in comments)
    52
    8% of all votes
    * Friendster
    36
    5% of all votes
    * Bebo
    31
    5% of all votes
    * YouTube
    19
    3% of all votes
    * hi5
    18
    3% of all votes
    * Digg (!)
    18
    3% of all votes
    * LinkedIn (!)
    14
    2% of all votes
    * Stickam
    11
    2% of all votes
    * Twitter
    11
    2% of all votes
    * Multiply
    9
    1% of all votes
    * Xanga
    5
    1% of all votes
    * MyBlogLog
    3
    0% of all votes

    Total Votes: 682 Started: April 24, 2007
    • anitab83, on 10/12/2007, -3/+15OK, time to hear stories from the 18 people who hooked up via Digg. Maybe these were all folks who met on the Revision3 forums?
    • riplikethat, on 10/12/2007, -14/+1Dear Sir/Mam/Whatever,

      Where can I find the 'other' network.


      Regards,
      Guy who wants to get laid (hell, even gay sex will do now).
    • wearescience, on 10/12/2007, -0/+64I am guessing the 3% for Digg was just Kevin Rose voting once per hookup.

      "Hey sweettits, did you see that article about me in Newsweek?"

    • violentvinyl, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6If these numbers stay true, and Facebook and Digg ever have the same number of users as MySpace, there will be 6,000 and 10,800 people on Facebook and Digg who got laid through the services respectively. You're chances of getting laid on Digg (18 in 1,000,000) are better than your chances of getting laid on MySpace (255 in 600,000,000).
  • INXT, on 10/12/2007, -36/+0Cum see.......www.myspace.com/INXT

  • Billiam627, on 10/12/2007, -5/+114If Facebook was still colleges only it would be number one without a doubt.

    "Hey we have a class together."
    "Really? That's cool."
    "Wanna *****?"
    "Sure, bring weed."
    • giveer, on 10/12/2007, -5/+9HA! While that last part is true, the first part isn't. You're saying if you took the current numbers, eliminated the tens of thousands of people not in the 2-4 year post-secondary school window, whoever was left would somehow propel the site to far beyond what it is at this very second. "If we eliminated 30 - 40% of it's users, we'd have more people." No...you'd have 30-40% less.
    • mancat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16Way to ruin the fun giveer
  • naevity, on 10/12/2007, -2/+31NOTHING has been revealed. Only 682 total votes? There are millions of people who use each website...MILLIONS, you drew a conclusion with that few votes?

    That's like claiming to know who has been elected president after counting 682 votes.
    • unobserved, on 10/12/2007, -2/+25isn't 682 about the average turn out for major elections now-a-days anyways?
    • BobTurtle, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6Although I support your challenge of this test's validity, a statistician would tell you that, as long as the respondents were sufficiently diverse, 682 is more than enough people to make this a relatively accurate representation of all those millions of people.

      Personally, I have a problem with what the percentages represent. Are the percents based on number of votes only or do they take into account the number of people in each social network? I suspect the author, Pete Cashmore, didn't intend this for anything other than entertainment, so I don't think it's worth nitpicking.
  • mvanhorn, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13"Also garnering around 2-3% of the vote were Digg and LinkedIn. Smart readers will realize that there are virtually no women on Digg (85-95% male), which leads us to some interesting conclusions." bwahahha
  • Makubex, on 10/12/2007, -16/+10Heh, I have accounts on all of the top four...

    *pulls penis out and waits for the onslaught of women*
  • baalzebub, on 10/12/2007, -28/+5sex with strangers met in chatrooms & other social networks sounds like a good way to catch HIV/AIDS or other STDs...
    • dondara, on 10/12/2007, -3/+20*cough* pussy
    • NeilSkoglund, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8err what kinda chat rooms do u visit??
    • shark615, on 10/12/2007, -2/+23That's why some enterprising person invented.. wait for it...

      THE CONDOM.
    • Trevino, on 10/12/2007, -5/+4Yes, because condoms work 100 percent of the time.
    • Stevethegreat, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Sex on chatrooms? Hell I have a lot of catching up to do. Either that or cyber transmits you AIDS.....
  • Gryffydd, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9Wonder how these compare to craigslist...
  • mandarin, on 10/12/2007, -4/+51I thought spraying yourself with Axe cologne will get you laid....

    Advertising lied to me!
  • michaelbolton, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1amazing that fark didn't make the list

    /sarcasm off
  • kaidovak, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21Facebook did the trick for me, even tho she ended up being a little crazy
    • NeilSkoglund, on 10/12/2007, -11/+1faceparty.com has gotten me laid 4 times :D
    • shark615, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19You do realise the bragging about the number of times you have been laid on digg is like bragging about the age at which you lost your virginity right?

      In your case since you said 4 everyone knows that you really mean never.
  • dchaosdx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16what about www.xpeeps.com? the myspace of people that like to "swing". i saw my boss on there when i went to check out all the hype. i stopped shaking hands with her after that.
  • hadiz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18How are people getting laid through digg? By leaving comments and saying something like "If you wanna hook up, call at ?" I don't get that.
    • sgglynn, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6read above and you'll see a fine example
  • TheWretched, on 10/12/2007, -1/+52Site slow due to tsunami of virgins ;)
  • aldomatic, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Bring out the cyber condoms
  • Dmitry85, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1What about http://www.eroshare.com looks like a very good place for this :)
  • MrCali626, on 10/12/2007, -8/+1Haha this is funny cuz a couple friends of mine actually keep count of how many girls we sleep with in a year from myspace. =)
  • ourfuturedoom, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4i met my girlfriend on makeoutclub.com and we've been together for 3 years now.
  • typo180, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5So...this was found by having people vote on which one was more likely to get you laid, not "check this box is you got laid through this social network."
  • meatcurtains, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7Well, I'm a 28 year old female with full sleeves, I love metal, and video games. Geeks are hot to me. I live in MD. And I'm not fat or ugly.
    Just single: (


    /sarcasm
    • SultanTravi, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18I'm scared just thinking about what "meatcurtains" could possibly mean..
      *shudder*
    • pyite, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5It is a camel toe taken WAY to the extreme
    • mancat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Could it be your overwhelmingly positive attitude towards life?

      From your profile, "I hate you"
    • SteelFrog, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Wait.. I don't get the sarcasm tag there.
      So what you're saying is you're fat, ugly, hate nerds but taken?

      Que¿
  • Ben1987, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0Facebook caters to (mostly) girls who like to put their drunken weekend photos up, whereas Digg is where we talk about important things and have pretty much no time for hooking up...wait...

    Good on Myspace though, for "coming out""on top"...
  • B3E8S, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0Am i the only one that found it scary that i'm one of only 5-10% on this website.. right now i feel a little overwhelmed
    • akzidenzgrotesk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5i kind of like it that way.

      i am in a relationship with a digger, although he introduced me to digg, not the other way around. but does that count?
  • CatCubed, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1With all the focus on livecams of 14 year olds on Stickum you'd think that they'd be smart and target their ads more at 50 year old lonely men.
  • angusm, on 10/12/2007, -0/+20Is the secret of Myspace's attraction that it draws most of its users from a demographic that will screw anything? Or is it that Myspace users go "Man, this is some ugly broken *****. How about we stop hurting our eyes looking at this mess and go ***** like bunnies instead?"

    I've never tried that particular line, but I bet it would work on web designers.

    Maybe I need a T-shirt that reads "I may not be handsome, but I'm better looking than Myspace".
  • meatcurtains, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4@sultantravi

    More people give me ***** about "meat curtains" that it's driving me nuts.

    Meatcurtains= pussy in slang terms, which was funny to me. No body has any sense of humour anymore!
    • KroniKlepto, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3meat curtains = beef drapes = busted ravioli = a beat pussy
    • srf21c, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Don't forget "bologna flaps"
  • Fcukbear, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5It's not that hard if you know how to use MySpace...

    3 Great Introductions For Meeting Girls On Myspace
    http://www.askugg.com/2007/04/01/3-great-introductions-for-meeting-girls-on-myspace/

    it's all about making yourself different from all of the other guys always saying how hot a girl is (LOL at the anita leghumpers doing the EXACT thing)

    variations of the comments in that link have worked 2 times for me (the hamster one worked the most).. once they know you're not a perv.. you're in.

    literally.
    • joshua5, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7that "article" aka "boring blog spam" was so retarded i was offended
    • Fcukbear, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Meh, be offended all you want - that kind of stuff is working for me so I don't mind passing it along.

      If you want some tips that DON'T come from a blog - check out The Mystery Method forums (don't know the exact link but look for 'discussion' or 'forum' somewhere):
      http://www.themysterymethod.com

      They have all sorts of reports from gaming on social networking sites. Some that post entire conversation transcripts as well. That stuff's quite interesting because you get to see the responses as well.

      If you're just trolling helpful comments, well then go back to WoW :)
  • meatcurtains, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2@ mancat

    Ok, I will change it for you^ ^
  • hodrige, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Some people need to go out more often...
  • blueboodah, on 10/12/2007, -6/+1I've been enrolling at the hottest party colleges just to get in their facebook networks. Then I withdraw from classes once I get an email address.



  • greenmammal, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3I met my girlfriend through 43things, they get my vote. Fantastic sex......y web design. :)
  • aMMgYrP, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0OKCupid (http://www.okcupid.com) has always done right by me. It's one hell of a lot of fun and by the same folks who started TheSpark. It's free and it's got stuff to do there other than look at photos and profiles, there are: Tests, Quizzes, Questions, Contests, Journals, Instant Messaging, etc... (they used to have this volleyball game thing, but they took that out after the beta) And it runs on an open source webserver (not apache) OKWS (http://www.okws.org/doku.php).

    That's just my two cents.
  • WaterDragon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I'm surprised Digg is even on the list!
    Someone must have been paid to put it there.
  • meatcurtains, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2@kroniklepto

    I promise you I have a great vagina. It was just amusing to me and you all take it to heart and say your high school *****.
    Shame shame.....
    • anonydigg, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Actually, to me, a nice labia is a plus. Right ppl?
    • SteelFrog, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Wow, this is just way, way too weird of a conversation.
  • bywayofwhy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2emos is not a word.
  • JJ, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Kudos to the socially inept.
  • justinsimonin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2marked as... accurate... as embarrassing as that is to admit
  • meatcurtains, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Here is my meat curtains dammit!

    http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/rapbadpunkgood/album?.dir=b185&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/ph//my_photos
  • meatcurtains, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1nah, but I really am ugly so have a trash can near by if you dare look at thoughs pics.......ewww
  • obliviousfool, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0MySpace, HotorNot, and Match.com all worked for me. AdultFriendFinder worked in a sense, but I had second thoughts about sleeping with someone I met on AdultFriendFinder.
  • xkidace, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0I wonder how much tail "Tom" from myspace really gets. I mean..when hes not busy performing those "upgrades" and "maintenance" checks that there so famous before. I can't believe people still buy that ***** lie that myspace holds over every user they have.

    Down with emos, up with ninjas.
  • lauramariel, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1heres one vote for myspace... 8 months and counting :)
  • techweenie1, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1It's true...I've hooked up with someone I met on MySpace *looks down in shame*
  • aelias, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3I met a girl on myspace, and we've been living together for over a year now. She rules. She's 4'6", weighs 65lbs, has a tighter ass than any girl you've ever met, and can kick ass in Halo.

    I may marry this one.
  • Render, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1More like mixi.jp
  • ChileanGoD, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Well... if by any chance there's a girl in montreal that likes to dance salsa and merengue.. and also plays unreal tournament. I need to fall in love with you right now.
  • UMDSmith, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0Maybe I'm just getting old, but the old school AIM (before the triton crap) worked for me. Of course, I tended to meet the women in college first, then get their screenname to chat them up, so I wasn't flying blind.
  • kirk1978, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Digg is .. ON THE LIST?? wow!
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