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- Skrag, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2LOL awesome. Of course it is fake *sigh*
read carefully and you will find on the page: "[note: the rsstroom readerâ„¢ is a conceptual product by dj spyhunter]"
Still brownie points to the person who dreamed this up...awesome (dugg) - Crazyguy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1ink stains
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1There might be a problem with the fresh ink though...
Lol instead of brown statins you'll have black ones. - theone3, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"Still brownie points to the person who dreamed this up...awesome (dugg)"
Ugh. Hopefully pun unintended.
"I wonder if there would be a reaction to the ink. Like, would you get lead poisoning? Butt poisoning? Lead butt poisoning?"
No lead in ink. No lead in lead pencils either. - kramit, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1The toilet paper would have to be more like normal paper to print on it on the fly. So you shouldn't be worried about butt poisoning. Should be more worried about where the real toilet paper is for you bleeding bum.
- ThinkBox, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I'm willing to bet it just checks if you are a guy, then it just prints out porn - then their sales go through the roof
- ThinkBox, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Lets see, i weigh 179 - that must mean, I like political news
- l0g1cal, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0You sir, are a s*it wipe!
- ozone64, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0What a completely ***** idea ;)
- TCDToxic, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Why what will I see after I wipe?
- knot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0i would waste rolls in minutes
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0i'm to lazy to look at the rest of the comments but heres something to think about. Would a wipe be considered a digg?
- lebowski419, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0This would be cool, but reading Maxim in the bathroom hasn't gotten old yet.
- teh_toaster, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Does it measure weight before or after?
- clumsyninja, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I wonder if there would be a reaction to the ink. Like, would you get lead poisoning? Butt poisoning? Lead butt poisoning?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0i'd buy it
- s11mac, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0With the stories being posted on Digg nowadays, I would think this came at the right time.
- slcbrus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I'm amazed at the number of people who didn't realize this is just an excellent joke. Check out the comments on spyhunter's blog.
- Seaton, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Perfect for those morons who unroll a whole roll of paper and arrange it in a quilt like pattern on a toilet seat before sitting down (Yeah, like a piece of tissue is going to protect your ass from some disease). Now they can take great pleasure in having headlines written on their ass from the ink transfer.
- flamingmonkey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0+Digg for such an attention grabbing headline!
- Parks, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0lol "butt poisioning"
- slcbrus, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I think it's a great hoax. Come on people, a bit of humor! It's brilliant fun.
- tactless, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Holy crap! :)
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0you gotta be shatting me. pretty cool. nifty indeed. explosive. brilliant. a must see.
+digg - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Looks like the old label makers we used at my old job.
- eurotransient, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0This is amazing, but there's no way it's for real...
...Is there??? - DurangoSteve, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I want one for Christmas...
- Lumiras, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0It's probably only a prototype, and even if it makes it into production, it'll probably be another one of those great things Asia gets and the US is left out in the cold
- brownspank, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0The biometrics ought to include infrared fecal analysis; the food you ate 4-8 hours ago will certainly give a better idea of your interests.
- sock2828, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Man..... that's weird only in Asia
- kapsat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0so would that be called "Digg Paper"? or the "Digg It Paper"?
- dhughes, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0@brownspank There is a toilet made in Japan that comes close to what you said:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/06/28/spark.toilet/ - c0dek, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0now all we need is a separate feed for each digg user's comments. Then everything would be apropos.
- Winston911, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0you have to start calling them R-Ass-Ass feeds for this.
- glassjoe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Reminds me of the Java toaster that displays (burns) the weather forecast onto a piece of bread.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/06/04/bread_as_a_display_device/ - Emerica, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0nuhnuhnnuhnununnunnna
- raptorGT, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0|------------|
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| | - grizwald, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0genius ....
- graemee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0TP? Alex and Kevin are spraying their asses clean. Watch ep 23 of diggnation.
- yugiohdan6, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0when your toilet gets clogged up with toilet paper that has digg stories on it then wouldn't your toilet be "Dugg!"?
- Amplix, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0
- mercury81, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0yah they are giving these away with Vista to go with the RSS support in IE 7.
- turgiddahlia, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Yay science! Progress gives me a boner! Hooray for human ingenuity!
It consistently surprises me that we haven't annihilated our species yet. I wish we would. - 1ivewire, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Now only if podcasts would play out of my ass...
- Hrekum, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0This is too cool. Dugg it.
- capn_caveman, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0What a ***** Digg!
- compressedaudio, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I'll wipe my arse with this story!
You can do this right now with any printer and a sheet of regular paper. - Zeraxeal, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0It's supposed to be a lame fake...but why do i want it? O.o
- hochy0lora, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0no stop it that's just lame creative but lame
- michaelburns, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0finally I can wipe my butt with all the news about Microsoft...
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