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- d2002, on 12/12/2008, -1/+5846% of women choose Internet excuse over headache.
- hnazareth16, on 12/12/2008, -1/+51Quite a stark contrast from the 99% of men who would choose sex over anything else.
- ileftfark, on 12/12/2008, -2/+35http://xkcd.com/386/
- techdever, on 12/13/2008, -1/+28sex is like air... it's a big deal when you're not getting any..
- lazyfisherman, on 12/13/2008, -2/+28When you're not getting it, it dominates your mind.
Once you're getting it, you can think clearly again and focus on more important things. - mos6507, on 12/13/2008, -0/+19In other news, 46% of women complain that they can't maintain relationships because they pick the internet over sex.
- STBAT25, on 12/13/2008, -4/+22LOL, My Girlfriend once jacked me off while she watched a podcast. Does that mean she was technically giving up sex or giving in so I'd leave her alone.
- josh6780, on 12/12/2008, -4/+21Sledgehammer > Computer
- josephdietrich, on 12/12/2008, -3/+20I would think that giving up the Internet would be synonymous with giving up sex for a large percentage of men.
- Sethiuss, on 12/12/2008, -4/+21 If I can't check my Facebook profile every ***** 5 minutes, no man is getting their hands on me!
- GeeksSpeakFont, on 12/12/2008, -2/+18that's a terrible choice!
- gyberedeemer, on 12/13/2008, -7/+22I don't know that that's true. Get in a relationship and see if you would still choose sex over getting important stuff done. Once it's available, and you love the person, getting your hump on matters a little less.
- getoffmybridge, on 05/05/2009, -1/+14Maybe she pretended to be busy with the podcast to ***** with your head.
- TMTurtle, on 12/13/2008, -1/+12The obvious choice is to have sex, then post about it on the internet.
Amateurs. - Flashypoo, on 12/13/2008, -0/+10Wait another year or two, then tell us how that changed.
- Magnus150, on 12/13/2008, -0/+8"Not tonight honey, someone is WRONG ON THE INTERNET"
- TehProphet, on 12/13/2008, -0/+8I never really understood that, I thought the main purpose of social networking sites was too hook up with people, and talk to your friends. And you don't really need to do either if you are in a room with someone that wants to *****.
- jessenoob, on 12/13/2008, -2/+9***** you, MySpace!!
- inactive, on 12/13/2008, -0/+6xkcd DOES apply to everything.
- ThE0eNiGmA, on 12/13/2008, -0/+6Dugg for relevance.
- Aerynvala, on 12/13/2008, -1/+7Pft! It's not an either or choice if you know where to look ;)
- cp101, on 12/13/2008, -0/+6They're probably going online and trying to figure out how to orgasm because the guy they're with doesn't do it for 'em... C'mon guys... Work on that technique.
- falser, on 12/13/2008, -2/+746% of women also have not slept with Chuck Norris. Coincidence?
- ryansimbalist, on 12/13/2008, -0/+5If digg worked like it should and good articles could get Front Paged no matter who submitted it, that wouldn't be necessary.
- getoffmybridge, on 05/05/2009, -0/+5I always wondered if places really do that.
- nickceleb, on 12/13/2008, -2/+7Well maybe the sex that is readily available to them. You know what I mean?
- smackydoodle, on 12/13/2008, -0/+4I try, but they won't get offline.
- lazyfisherman, on 12/13/2008, -1/+5A friend told me recently that going to massage parlors and getting a "happy ending" once in a while isn't considered cheating...
- saucy05, on 12/13/2008, -0/+3It's like asking you to choose between your children.
The answer is C) both a and b. - Electronaddict, on 12/13/2008, -2/+5Aren't those two the same thing ?!
- yourenotyourjob, on 12/13/2008, -1/+4Having sex often makes people sleepy. Sorry you've never gotten to experience that.
- mytealjacket, on 12/13/2008, -0/+3Keep in mind the majority, 54%, of women said they would NOT choose the Internet over sex for two weeks.
- brokencode, on 12/13/2008, -0/+3You're doing it wrong.
- inactive, on 12/13/2008, -0/+3and then they make a big deal when you sleep with their hot friend
- Duggan360, on 12/13/2008, -0/+3drawing stick people has its advantages
You can draw a comic strip which is relevant to everything even quicker! - lazyfisherman, on 12/13/2008, -1/+3multitasking
- ZeroCubed, on 12/14/2008, -0/+2Let's see, the internet offers porn, videos, music, stupid people to yell at, facebook, chat, games, 4-chan, digg ect
Men offer.....a couple hours play via a dick.
Yeah...internet wins. - charm803, on 12/13/2008, -1/+3Buried for being wrong.
He did add something of relevance to the story. - Spo8, on 12/13/2008, -0/+2The real question is, if you could choose one for the rest of your life, what would it be.
Internet.
:3 - Dan6963, on 12/13/2008, -6/+8That's why you get a woman that doesn't know how to use a computer.
- ZettaiYadda, on 12/15/2008, -0/+1Pics or it didn't happen.
- Abomonog, on 12/14/2008, -0/+1They're all just surfing porn sites.
- yourenotyourjob, on 12/13/2008, -0/+1I think it comes down to if you are considering only personal internet use or internet use required by circumstances. The internet may be necessary for work and/or for school. Beyond that, I would absolutely choose no internet over no sex for two weeks. As much as I love telling people they are wrong on here, I love sex more.
- kjones555, on 12/14/2008, -0/+1Guaranteed that other 1% of men are jerking it to porn.
- Duggan360, on 12/14/2008, -0/+1DAMN MY SPELLING MISTAKE
- Darkside2984, on 12/13/2008, -1/+2WoW > Sex
- vawksel, on 12/13/2008, -1/+2I'm a 30 year old guy and I chose the internet over sex.
- Markpdotcom, on 12/13/2008, -0/+1How much does the internet weigh?
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