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- Advocate, on 10/12/2007, -0/+133"Exceptional service for an exceptional price. My only complaint is that technical support told me to ***** off when I called them, but everything else has been great."
sounds like aol... - blacktaco, on 10/12/2007, -1/+85"By merging several distributions of Linux into one, we were able to create an operating system so complicated we don't even know how to use it ourselves."
Dugg for this comment alone. Indeed hilarious. - Celeron, on 10/12/2007, -0/+76"We have over 271 testimonials from happy customers around the world:
John Mitchell writes: I want my money back."
That's hilarious. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+65In their feedback form there's a checkbox for "Please spam my email with Viagra and Penis Enlargement offers."
- shiftt, on 10/12/2007, -1/+65I'm pretty surprised my host was able to handle the Digg effect.
I had to disable the "Submit new Host" feature because it was getting abused.
And you wouldn't believe how many emails I got from Digg users wanting to sign up..
Glad you guys liked the page.. thanks for the diggs.
- NoUptime.com owner - interiot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+56Yes, but do other $2 hosts openly admit they subsidize the low low price with free identity theft? This place is cheap AND honest.
- Ozzy73, on 10/12/2007, -0/+49"Your first name is wrong."
"The letter 'O' is not allowed for technical reasons."
rofl - daverp, on 10/12/2007, -0/+39Try filling out the support form...
- alej744, on 10/12/2007, -1/+39- 200Gb of Storage
- 10 Bytes of Path Bandwidth
- Ruby on Railroads
LAWL! - rationalist, on 10/12/2007, -0/+26Yes, after he sold Microsoft to Bill Gates.
- cmdrNacho, on 10/12/2007, -0/+25http://www.crashie.com/
another site of this guys.. nice - dicerandom, on 10/12/2007, -0/+25This is the one time when it's ironic that a hosting provider *hasn't* succumbed to the digg effect.
- Pattyo13, on 05/14/2009, -0/+25plans start at $2/mo. at least they let you start cheap to see if you like it!
- jalenack, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23My favorite was "Hosting Websites Since 1969!"
- ydt89, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21"We'll never go down on you.. (Unless you pay us)"
Thats gotta be one of the best footers ever - deadbaby, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19I'm going to forward this to our (crappy) mail host so they can see there's finally some competition in the low quality hosting market.
- sparrowkc, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17The $200 /mo package comes with Steve Ballmer...
I just lol'ed myself! - terminalpariah, on 10/12/2007, -4/+21Or you could just switch to IIS!!! Ba-zing!
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What? That joke killed on Slashdot. - punkforpez, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18"free broken toaster" ... classic! it's like my wedding, but with bandwidth.
- xniL, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15"No Uptime used my credit card to buy porn magazines. This service is a sham!"
lol'd - skymt, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15Obviously they don't host their own site.
- neuropsychguy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15Yep, with a whoppin' 200Kb of Storage to boot!
- ydt89, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14Anyone else notice how well this site has resisted the digg effect?
- evossman, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14that's funny stuff. There's more companys that should be this honest
- wayniethep00p, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Nice find. Made me laugh. =)
- FMKaiba, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10http://www.nouptime.com/images/graph.gif
look at the months, what calendar are they using. LOL - Ozzy73, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9"Google.com
I started Google when I was studying in Stanford for my Masters in Computer Science. Several years later I deeply regret selling Google to Sergey Brin and Larry Page, but what can you do?"
That made my day - bigredgpk, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9There is no way they could have better job with that support form... ppl around me think i'm crazy
- samuel514, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6"Clusters and Scalability
If your websites go down we'll make sure to confuse you with technical terms and instructions. It's our job to keep you aggravated, and we never disappoint."
so ***** true ! - drbroccoli, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6"Trust us. We are experts."
Very reassuring. - neel360, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6If you click on Stanley Shilov at the bottom and look at his projects, he's got some other interesting websites too-- he has a site dedicated to the black MacBook, another for the white, a site dedicated to CRASHING IE, and... heh.. Google.
- N3wtR0ckn13, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5I like how dreamhost.com is second on that list.
- Alystair, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Thank god it's not a viral marketing site, made my day.. The hosting packages are hilarious.
- Petarded, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Who needs FTP?
I could just install OS/2, send them a floppy, and my website will be down in no time. - zalbag, on 10/12/2007, -3/+7No digg, can't find signup form.
- ers35, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6How wonderful, this site allows you to embed html just like metatube.com
http://www.nouptime.com/top-10-worst-hosts.php
Submit a new host and it automatically appears. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6The guy's homepage/portfolio: http://www.stanleyshilov.com/
Scroll to the bottom of the page. I didn't know that version of the things.
(I know it's a joke, that's why I posted it) - griz, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4"Just remember, our floppy system does not accept Windows, Linux, or Mac floppies. "
Most excellent!! I'm coding my new Web .020 site on a VIC20. (I have the 32k upgrade cartridge!) - dgolding, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3For folks in the hosting industry, this is painfully funny, if not a bit close to home.
- Thorlord, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3LOL the guy claims to have invented google.
you sir are a web comedic genious. - amplifiedshock, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3"24/8 Phone Support
Our phones are always on all 8 days of the week. Operators are standing by to put you on hold the minute you call. "
Dugg for Beatle's reference! XP - TingTong, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Loved it.
- samureye, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Man, this site needs to get an award or something. I thought that this would have been a viral site for godaddy or some other host, but I'm glad it was just pure, comedic geek gold.
- bigredgpk, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4omg this is the funniest damn website in a looooong time. then again no one i know will understand any of these jokes... they think i'm laughing at King of Queens....
- Aeiri, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3"Ha! My IE didn't crash.. What do you say to that?!
Good for you." - burke, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3It's those damn people that verify emails with [\w\d]+@[\w\d]+.(com|net|org).
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Quite honestly, the HARDEST laugh I've had all day! And the digg-effect resistance is very ironic. I HAD to put a link to this guy on my blog. Amazing; I'm just jealous I didn't think of it first.
- pyro108, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Nice. I love the support section. Please don't leave anything blank.
- Evolve, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2lol best joke ever (well i hope its a joke)
The best bits are in the details.
Try sending a message to support.
"Your first name is wrong" - maiios, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2The best part of that site is that all of the ads along the top are for internet explorer websites.
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