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- r00tus3r, on 10/12/2007, -24/+256by treed 2 minutes ago
"I don't know about you, but my girlfriend doesn't really care for me groping her ***** all day long. Maybe I'm just unlucky."
Yeh you are, your girlfriend's fine with me doing it. - stan205, on 10/12/2007, -22/+187Maybe he doesn't want the emotional drag which dating can sometimes bring with it. I don't think it's that big of deal, he just wanted some boob action so there's no need to chastise the guy with name calling.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -12/+129Well that is because it was your Mom!
- computerdude33, on 10/12/2007, -4/+103"I touched her hand; her hand touched her boob... according to the transitive property, I touched her boob! I got boob! Thank you Algebra!"
- dirka, on 10/12/2007, -3/+98Whats the Problem? Best Buy does the same thing, only to you....and in your ass
- danielxmorris, on 10/12/2007, -2/+95Yeah... Baseball is tough.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+89Too bad I don't have any boobs because my other machine is out of commission and needs some technical support at the moment... Maybe I could offer that he feel up my server?
- CamperBob, on 10/12/2007, -4/+85"What happens then?"
"He fixes the computer." - treed, on 10/12/2007, -13/+89I don't know about you, but my girlfriend doesn't really care for me groping her ***** all day long. Maybe I'm just unlucky.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+80So Geek Squad is literally trying to screw customers now?
- UNL1M1T3D, on 10/12/2007, -4/+73Irimi
"It's a lot more fun than video games"
What games are you playing. Last time I checked Battlefield 2 and Super Mario 64 didn't bitch at me to clean the house or buy jewelery.
PS I love you Erika. - Andy.D, on 10/12/2007, -3/+67Shenanigans? On Craigslist? Surely this is a joke.
- xutopia, on 10/12/2007, -10/+72I heard a woman offer my brother a blow job for fixing her computer. He refused the offer!!!! Moron!!!
- LycoLoco, on 10/12/2007, -0/+60His name was Robert Paulson.
- Zippo, on 10/12/2007, -2/+49Did somebody say Shenanigans?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+45What I want to know, is what prankster is dissuaded by lines in a posting like, "Serious inquiries only, please."
"Aw man, I was totally going to prank that guy and act like I was a hot chick looking for action... But he asked me not to. Oh well, one of these days I'll find a post that will allow me to prank them." - Phrag, on 10/12/2007, -2/+45This is hilarious considering that most male PC Techs I know hove bigger boobs than most females I know. :)
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+42Because the pretty girls laugh at him and go back to their sorority house to talk about you and take frat ***** in the ass.
- afeitarse, on 10/12/2007, -4/+39@CamperBob
On behalf of the Digg community, I thank you for the Big Lebowski reference. - Cannfodd3r, on 10/12/2007, -7/+42Mom jokes.. always funny...
- justice7, on 10/12/2007, -6/+41funny thing is, uber nerdyness doesnt work on girls.
Trust me my leet G15 keyboard doesn't help me pick up chicks.. or my Wireless G7 mouse with my high end video card with dual fans and thermal heat bar.......
You know what easier?
Go up to a chick, tell her she's cute then she'll (if she likes you) LET you feel her ***** and you don't have to fix no damned computer. - KittenCrush, on 10/12/2007, -4/+38Talking tech to me does more than talking dirty sometimes.
- Popdmb, on 10/12/2007, -0/+33Why doesn't he just go advertise on that "other" section of Craigslist? Seems like fixing the computer would just be a waste of his time...
- Phrag, on 10/12/2007, -0/+31Hes just trying to be an efficeint PC Tech by cutting out the middle man (or woman in this case)
- lickmygiggle, on 10/12/2007, -3/+31i've never had best buy try to feel me in the ass...am i not trying hard enough?
- danielxmorris, on 10/12/2007, -1/+28It said "Boobs", not "Udders".
- priceless721, on 10/12/2007, -3/+30"god damnit if i hear one more person say shenanigans they are gonna get pistol whipped." "hey farva whats that restaurant you like? The one with all the ***** on the walls?" "Shenanigans!"
- danielxmorris, on 10/12/2007, -2/+28Why doesn't he grow his own? Gynocomastia - "Bob, Bob had bitch *****", he could be Bob!
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+29"...but most of them aren't."
Most of them look like their face caught on fire, and someone put it out with a shovel. - monkeywizard, on 10/12/2007, -2/+27Bad idea.
Chances are you'll get some 50 year old woman, still in her "prime", with leathery saggy ***** and a smoker's voice from beyond the ***** grave whose vagina smells like a mixture of raw cabbage, turtle wax, and a half eaten salami sandwich left in a humid damp garbage can for weeks on end because the Janitor couldn't change it due to his 3 week incarceration from trying to buy meth from the retarded kid down the street who he mistakenly thought was "Father Winter, the meth dealer".
I give those titties four thumbs down. - misterjangles, on 10/12/2007, -2/+26@frukt many would disagree. so many.
- dangarion, on 10/12/2007, -6/+30Right because dating isn't bartering for sex... Let's see.
Guy takes girl out to nice dinner.
Girl lets guy touch boobs and more.
Sounds like bartering to me... - gothamcityprjct, on 10/12/2007, -2/+25frukt, Whaaa? Over-rated? I mean, maybe if that's all you get all the time, but, eh, not over-rated if done well :)
- condorhauck, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23I think that might be called sexual harrassment. Just a guess ;-)
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+23That is the beauty of this idea, you don't have to be the first to think of it. Just start today. You'll have more boob than the training baby at breast feeding school!
- yabos, on 10/12/2007, -5/+26Does it have to be a womans boobs or will he feel up a fat guy too?
- cgseller, on 10/12/2007, -4/+25How is this different than the student lab workers who login to lab computers where pretty girls are sitting, break something, and then walk over and say, "Are you having problems; maybe I can help...."
- EvolvedAnt, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22I remember when there was this really beautiful girl I knew. She was amazing, and she started flirting with me, like every day. I started developing feelings for her, and found I spent many hours a day just thinking about her. Then one day she asks me to come over her house to fix her computer. I do just that, got the PC running perfectly. After that all the flirting ended, and my heart torn in 2 as I realised I just got used like a tool.
- GiggleStick, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19lickmygiggle: I'm an official Best Buy representative and I see that you are due for some routine computer maintenance. Please forward you contact info to me, and I'll set up an appointment.
Judging by our usernames, I think things will work out very nicely. - kingace, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20*Roughly* 203.85?
- skankyBacon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18@justice7
"You know what easier?
Go up to a chick, tell her she's cute then she'll (if she likes you) LET you feel her ***** and you don't have to fix no damned computer."
You get all the classy chicks, huh?
"Hey, you're cute."
"OMG U SED I WUZ CUT!!!11 HER R MY B00B13S!!111" - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -12/+29Sigh... I'd do it for a peck on the cheek.
:( - wozley, on 10/12/2007, -0/+17But women's are prominently less hairy, unless we go into demographics.
- fishymusic1, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18Geeks are hot.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+19Playing games != liking computers.
- shaun1018, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17I think we should screw the use of a barter system and currency and go for a grope/tickle fiscal system. : )
- Zaetha, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17The guy did a big mistake: not being too specific.
- "OK, I'm here to fix your... WTF!!, you're a guy!"
- "Yes, I'm fat and have boobs: Normally I spend $20 to fix the PC and $30 for the other thing, now I have both for free!. NOW TOUCH THEM! MWAHAHAHA!" - justice7, on 10/12/2007, -3/+17sorry but i wouldnt wanna go around feeling up just any girls boobs
There are some real livestock (cattle) out there if you know what i mean. - heavensblade23, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14The man is clearly a genius.
- froman98, on 10/12/2007, -3/+16Why doesn't he just bone down and pay for a craigslist ho from the 'erotic services' section. He could end the night with copping a feel and a "happy ending."
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