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- fatnutz, on 10/12/2007, -2/+45I got $20,000 as a Burrito in New York.
Ninjas make $62k a year in NY, do most Ninja firms offer dental? That's the deal breaker. - Brog, on 10/12/2007, -1/+37Some average saleries for various jobs queried (in Los Angeles):
Warrior: $45,000
Assassin: $73,000
Pimp: $21,000
Thug: $29,000
Goon: $89,000
Kingpin: $91,000
Gambler: $41,000
Mom: $53,000
Verdict: Organized crime and parenting seem to be pretty profitable professions! - ZenPirate, on 10/12/2007, -1/+28pimpin' ain't easy.
- woranl, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18Babies in NY made $43,000
Teens in NY made $33,000
Inflation? - mt066, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17sperm donor in New York, NY $54,000
UNPAID intern in New York, NY $27,000
I also question where this information is coming from. - Azap, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15Pimp in NY............................ $26,000
Whore in NY.......................... $262,000
a Pirate on "The High Seas"... $43,000
Realizing this might not be accurate after you digged it
Priceless - Suits, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13As of today, a whore in California can make USD $254,000. I'm in the wrong business. =(
- invader, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13here in phoenix, az
pimp: $19,000
whore: $192,000
damn...... - Yashar, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13A bum in california makes $75k
http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=bum&l1=california&tm=1 - markp93, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11Pirate in Los Angeles, CA $43,000
God in Los Angeles, CA $28,000
it's official... pirates make more money than God.
Also of note:
Fluffer in San Fernando, CA $14,000 - bbrosemer, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12Terrorist Makes $67,000
- bluephoenix, on 10/12/2007, -5/+16I lose
- RyanZ, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11Well I can think of more than a few retards in Washington that the public is paying more than that to.
- vikingcoder, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10It's better to be Dead than to be an Addict or a Slacker - but being a Porn Star or a Whore is best. Simply being Nude works too...
In Dallas, TX:
Incarcerated $8,000
Simple Minded $11,000
Asleep $15,000
Slacker $22,000
Addict $33,000
Dead $62,000
Idiot $69,000
Bum $79,000
Loser $88,000
Nude $90,000
Porn Star $143,000
Whore $227,000 - knellotron, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10Rock, Paper, Scissors?
http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=rock&l1=&q2=paper&l2=&q3=scissors&l3=
Paper Wins. This site is awesome. - Nougat, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10Better than being a bitch in Chicago @ $18K. Much better to be a whore @ $246K.
I think Brog's and these results pretty much demonstrate that this database is flawed. - ledrevolver, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9well, whores do do all of the work.
- kingo55, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9Homosexuals get paid less than heterosexuals:
http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=heterosexual&l1=&q2=homosexual&l2= - doorman444, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9is that 19000 for each whore
that could ad up fast - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+11oh my god this thread owns.
- EbenieRosa, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9Santa $40,000
This thing is obviously broken, trust me, you should see how much it pays to be Jesus! - vikingcoder, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8@Nougat
Check the drop down box at the top right side of the comments section.
You've somehow wound up with "Sort by most diggs" being selected. - Mousse, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Apparently, it pays to be a dick in New York.
- phoggey, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6blow in Austin, TX 34,000
Average salaries of blow job postings in Austin, TX 78728 are about 3% lower than average salaries of blow job postings nationwide.
That sucks. - Cytranic, on 10/12/2007, -3/+9This is strange because apparently "I" make $27,000.....
http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=I&l1=33309&tm=1 - idonknow655, on 10/12/2007, -3/+9RACE SALARIES:
White people still make the most money.
Mexicans still make the least.
Also please note that if your black you make more money than being african american.
Caucasian $82,000
Black $76,000
American Indian $61,000
African American $53,000
African $53,000
Canadian $45,000
Arabian $34,000
Indian $33,000
Japanese $33,000
Chinese $33,000
Spanish $28,000
Korean $27,000
Mexican $23,000 - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6You would think so, because their health insurance is murder!
- dnorton, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7>> Ninjas make $62k a year in NY
They are making $69k down by Wall Street. Obviously if you're a ninja, it pays to be where the money is. - muka3d, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6millionaire in California $87,000
Hmm... Doesn't seem like much. Must take a long time!
( http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=millionaire&l1=california&tm=1 ) - WorldGroove, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7Oh, pfftt.... I'm the biggest loser in the entire world.
If this site is anywhere near approaching truth, I'm getting pwned.
http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=senior+implementation+manager&l1=San+Francisco%2C+CA&tm=1 - NanoStuff, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Perverts are making over 60k all over the US. Wow, pervertism should have been my major!
- dnorton, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Did you know that winos make more than pirates or ninja? From personal experience, I have serious doubts about the accuracy of these salaries. My great-uncle, who was a drunken captain of a pirate ship (both a pirate and a wino,) made a lot less than the ninja who killed him.
http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=ninja&l1=&q2=pirate&l2=&q3=wino&l3=&tm=1 - Viremia, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Can't be right. It says Jews in New York only make $38k
- JorgeGonzalez, on 10/12/2007, -3/+7I should be making double what I'm making now, but considering I literally work an hour out of the eight hours I'm there, I guess I shouldn't complain.
- Enkid, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Actor: 50,000
Porn Star: 150,000 - Azap, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Pshh, I get 30k for being a stick, Oooo, and 31k for being a rock
- Nougat, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Average salaries of whore job postings in Chicago, IL are about 18% higher than average salaries of whore job postings nationwide.
Sorry, but I gotta flag this inaccurate. Amusing, but inaccurate. - g33kfu, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Apparently it's easy to make it in Washington DC. Even a retard makes $41K a year:
http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=Retard&l1=Washington+DC&tm=1 - TheoDork, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Hm...$156,000 as a porn star?
- AnalystX, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3This whole salary search is seriously messed up. Although I must say that $62,000 a year isn't bad for doing nothing. (I chose D.C. since there are a lot of people there doing nothing.)
http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=&l1=Washington%2C+DC&tm=1 - nickerbocker, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Being a whore is tough in the 100+ degree weather of Phoenix
- MikeyJW, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5Shouldn't those figures be in virgins, not in dollars?
- EbenieRosa, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=Jesus&l1=&q2=God&l2=
- TheCookieMaker, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4here is a good one
evidently it pays more to be deep in debt than to be a billionaire
http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=deep+in+debt&l1=&q2=dirt+poor&l2=&q3=breaking+even&l3=&q4=rich&l4=&q5=millionaire&l5=&q6=billionaire&l6= - EbenieRosa, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4ha! Try This!
http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=Jesus&l1=&q2=God&l2=&q3=Satan&l3=&q4=Mohammad&l4= - cresquin, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4I searched the same job in los angeles and omaha, and the salaries were about the same... In this field, the salaries would be much higher in LA at least due to cost of living.
- RyanZ, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4Does anyone else think that the site's navigation and searching seem suspiciously similar to Google?
- rockefeller, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Dugg down for using the opportunity to gloat about how much money you make.
Reminds me of those VW comercials where the guy is sitting in his sports car, holding the bullhorn out of his car saying something like "MY CAR MAKES UP FOR MY SHORTCOMINGS!!!!" - MrKite, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3Apparently, poop makes $20,000 in Massachusetts.
http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=poop&l1=ma&tm=1
and surprisingly, poop only makes $17,000 in California
http://www.indeed.com/salary?q1=poop&l1=ma&tm=1
Does that mean that there's a high or low demand for poop? - TheWorm, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Maybe it should be called the random salary generator instead. I don't see this as being accurate at all.
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