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- TheReport, on 10/12/2007, -9/+195Pictures or it ddint happen...nah im kidding, that was an amuzing story and even without pictures I see these kind of retards all the time all over my city with their painfully retarded rides that make fart noises and make me want to vomit.
- itatag, on 10/12/2007, -2/+178I found a picture of his car http://www.warehousemotors.com/store/item.asp?id=253
equipped with a timex tachometer and trash bucket hood scoop - photobeatsfilm, on 10/12/2007, -2/+176i want to see a picture of the clown car...
- jccstatus, on 10/12/2007, -4/+152its sad what some people end up doing to their cars
- Ajajadude, on 10/12/2007, -18/+133I'm thinking anyone who didn't find this story absolutely hilarious (or at the very least amusing) probably owns a car just like the one in the story and still hasn't realized how stupid they really are.
- skored, on 10/12/2007, -20/+127Good story but I'm calling ***** on it. In the beginning he says he is about to "***** my girlfriend" and then towards the end he says "as I told my fiancee this story" - sorry dude but you don't mess that up...
- chembro84, on 10/12/2007, -5/+101Wafrican-American
- awesomename, on 10/12/2007, -15/+110Meh, it was mildly entertaining but the guy who wrote it seems like a real *****. Why couldn't he just leave them alone? And what is with all the posturing "I was about to ***** my girlfriend"?
- fuckingusername, on 10/12/2007, -4/+93I took pictures of this car im my town, very funny
http://my.opera.com/web4me/albums/show.dml?id=163451 - lonnieh, on 10/12/2007, -5/+92i agree, he should have said "wegro"
stfu. - iggdawg, on 10/12/2007, -2/+84I used to refer to my as "gf" or "fiancee" interchangeably. it's just a title, and nobody really cares. If you have a girl that's going to get all up on your junk for calling her "just a gf", she's paying too much attention to some arbitrary title and not enough to how you actually treat her.
most down-to-earth girls don't really care. - carpespasm, on 10/12/2007, -9/+91coulda been girlfriend at the time it first started and fiancee by the time they raced, but yeah, seems like he's trying too hard.
- silverwolfe, on 10/12/2007, -2/+81@Jonnyx
I'm guessing the Civic was a hatchback. - Sagags, on 10/12/2007, -9/+85Im A junior and I purchased a 1968 mustang, V8 302, it runs but needs major body work (well needed) im almost done with it and ricers at me school always tell me ***** like what the kid in the story is saying.
- Namco, on 10/12/2007, -7/+74How bout I bury your overly-sensitive ass instead?
- yomamaphat, on 10/12/2007, -2/+63Yo dis iz all wrong, I no me fookin Metro blow doors off any car. Deez stickers add 1 mph each and I gotz 70 of them.
- NtroP, on 10/12/2007, -1/+57Heh, I just took the winter cover off my '70 Challenger yesterday. Hearing that beautiful V8 rumble to life was great. What do I see when I pull onto the highway? A Geo Metro with a ginormous fart-tube sawzalled into his bumper. Wow, three whole cylinders! I just had to laugh.
- Barman, on 10/12/2007, -1/+54Same here. This would have been an internet classic with some pictures. It was a really funny read though!
- Zippo, on 10/12/2007, -18/+70Jesus, talk about ***** spoiled. Getting a new car at 17?
After graduating high school, college, and getting a job in my field, my parents congratulated me with a $600 digital camera. And that was pretty damn cool of them. - themastersb, on 10/12/2007, -4/+51If I had a dollar for every car I've seen like that.
- idrvfast, on 10/12/2007, -12/+58I think that was quite possibly one of the funniest things I have ever read. I try not to pee myself when I see people with coffee cans for exhaust tips. Not pee out of fear, but pee because I was laughing so hard that they have one tiny cylinder per wheel and they think they are hot *****.
- tf5bassist, on 10/12/2007, -2/+47I know plenty of 40-year old guys who talk like this.
- chkmate21, on 10/12/2007, -11/+55but where is the pic of the car. Without it its a waste of time. Buried for being incomplete
- Ajajadude, on 10/12/2007, -4/+42Wigger being as bad as *****? Where the hell did you come from? Lemme guess, you modded out an import without knowing what you were doing and it looks pretty retarded.
- Herolint, on 10/12/2007, -3/+41The best one of these I've ever seen was a guy in an old hand-painter Duster with an ironing board frame welded to the trunk as a spoiler. It stood up off the car about 4 feet. It was complete with tapered end for ironing your shirt sleeves.
- airwalkery2k, on 10/12/2007, -8/+46Pictures or it didn't happen.
- dkm201, on 10/12/2007, -31/+69THIS IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING DIGG
- gormenghast, on 10/12/2007, -7/+43Pics or it didn't happen.
edit: oh goddamit. - ez12a, on 10/12/2007, -1/+35"imma make this B18 fast.."
You know the kid doesnt know anything about cars, let a lone hondas, when he thinks his civic came with a B18. - ciar, on 10/12/2007, -3/+35rtfa, his mom gave him her old car. not a new one.
- mcraigw, on 10/12/2007, -0/+32
You're not fooling us. You used capital letters at the beginning of your sentences. - mt066, on 10/12/2007, -3/+31I wonder if this is real or not. The Honda kid's story is all generic ricer stuff.
- wassim2k, on 10/12/2007, -2/+29I blame Imus.
- jccstatus, on 10/12/2007, -4/+30Pictures or it didnt happen? Are you serious?! this happens in at least every other neighborhood and you know this
- deepcoiler, on 10/12/2007, -7/+32Why does everybody need proof? Even if it was all fiction, if it made you laugh, what's the problem?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -45/+70I'm a lover of all types of cars, from Hondas to Corvettes to Enzos, I love them all.
On one side of the story, I can understand this guys dislike of the "clown car", but on the other hand, I understand the "Hontards" point of view. Its one things to buy a car with 350hp and can burn off the wheels in third gear, its another thing completely to take a 100hp 4cyl and make it a 350hp car. the Hondtard in this story doesn't understand how to so it, he's never experienced a truly fast car. If the 40 year old really wanted to help, he would have taken some of the articles in the honda tuner magazine seriously, it is very easy to tune a civic to 350hp with mostly bolt-ons nowadays. Honestly, i think it was the muscle guy who was scared of the idea of a "rice-rocket" beating his American muscle.
Lets turn this story on its head for a moment, what if the rice-boy had imported a 1989 Nissan Skyline R32 GT-R, I think the muscle guy would have been singing a different tune altogether, and it would have been one of defeat. He assumes if it doesn't have a V8 or better, it won't make power, but the I6 in the R32 makes 278hp stock, and can easily, with a minimal of parts and labor, can make almost 400hp. Add that to its AWD and computer controlled traction system, the cutlass would have ben DOA. - stevenvh, on 10/12/2007, -3/+26his other girlfriend!
- trongod05, on 10/12/2007, -2/+23Yea, those cats look like they are totally pissed that anyone would do that to a car.
- Rikushix, on 10/12/2007, -7/+26That's what I was thinking.
- Namco, on 10/12/2007, -10/+29Um, it's craigslist. How often do you see pics on craigslist?
- InfamousAtheist, on 10/12/2007, -3/+22@emanji,
How can you arbitrarily say the story's made up, or that it's a misrepresentation or the import scene?
While it's true that an import built the right way can blow away many stock American muscle cars, for every one of those imports that are built by someone who knows what they're doing, there are probably 10 or 20 more on the road with rims, a tint job, and an obnoxious exhaust kit with some tool behind the wheel who knows jack ***** about cars.
Don't get me wrong - I drive an import and am a car lover... all cars, I don't discriminate based on country of origin. My buddy's bringing his '23 T-bucket over this afternoon for a cruise around town. You have to admit that there are way too many idiots who want to look cool or let people think they know something about cars but really don't. For example - most of those 4 or 6 cylinder imports like a little bit of back pressure, so the huge exhausts on them actually negatively impact the performance, particularly for street racing in short bursts.
The stereotype you're complaining about is reinforced by idiots like the kid in the story. If you don't like it, put your ride on cardomain.com and post some links to it. - silverwolfe, on 10/12/2007, -3/+22Yeah, we have some ricer ass wigga foo (I love getting an excuse to say that) on our street. Bzzzing around the neighborhood until our neighbor pulled out his big-block V8 Chevy II Nova and showed him what a real car could do.
I drive a ricer but I have the dignity to keep it as it is. '95 S14 240SX, it scares the Hondtards even when there isn't anything special under the hood. - joshjoneswas, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17"He went on to explain to me that he needed it for all of the downforce he needed to maintain traction at supersonic speeds. "
That is classic! I'm laughing harder than the other day when the guy on Jon Stewart said "Yes, Jon, apparently if you're darker than a caramel, Al Sharpton speaks for you" - InfamousAtheist, on 10/12/2007, -7/+21"...a rather small header and 4 coffee cans spray painted silver..."
Around here (Texas), we call exhaust kits like that Fart Pipes... - m3mn0n, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15presumptions.. presumptions..
Are the only 40+ year old people you know Mommy and Daddy?
You've obviously not played with many older people on Xbox Live and such. They can be just as rowdy/hilarious/immature the 20 something crowd. - TheSiege, on 10/12/2007, -4/+17My friend has a 95' ford escort that we are in the process of doing this to (no lowering or anything) but it only cost $200 so we are tardifying it, so far we have a gold mesh grill, gold rims, blue frosted flames on the sides, and an enormous "BUILD FORD TOUGH" sticker on the back.
- InfamousAtheist, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14@maddonkey,
I've got G35 m6 and can break them loose @ 70 if I disable traction control, so if you can't with a 454 your car needs some attention... I've been in plenty of muscle cars capable of burning rubber in all five gears. - pedo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+13the "picnic table" spoler (i googled it)
http://www.hondatuningmagazine.com/features/0308ht_honda_civic_type_r/photo_13.html - ThinkBox, on 10/12/2007, -7/+19http://www.laughatrice.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_lar3.jpg
Looks kind alike it minus the body kit and the spoiler.
If you enjoyed this story, you will probably love this too -- http://digg.com/motorsport/The_Worst_Cars_You_ve_Ever_Seen - walkea1, on 10/12/2007, -3/+15yeah this story is vaguely funny, but most likely *****. more like this is what he imagines everyday when he looks out at his neighbors kid while definitely not having a girlfriend but rather writing random ass stories on craigslist. Come on, way too much fantasy.
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