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- kevinmotel, on 10/17/2007, -23/+655But at least I can get a solid answer from Google about the answer to life, the universe and everything
http://www.google.com/search?q=answer+to+life%2C+the+universe%2C+and+everything - JNTX, on 10/12/2007, -97/+348But Google actually exists
- fober, on 10/12/2007, -22/+261"Maybe not, but at least Google returns your queries."
hahahah - screamthenrun, on 10/12/2007, -28/+256personally i think that the sign was pretty clever, especially considering most churches have a tough time attracting parishoners...
theres no need to be cynical just b/c you may not believe in God... its still possible to appreciate the meaning behind the sign - Dumbledorito, on 10/12/2007, -28/+195God has been absolutely NO help in finding pr0n.
- chicken101, on 10/12/2007, -6/+159And google said....let there be results...and they were good. And on the 6th day, gmail came out of public beta, and it was good.
- AriaStar, on 10/12/2007, -8/+106http://googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Google&word2=God
Google vs. God - insinuate, on 10/12/2007, -50/+137Google is way more believable
- jennamalia, on 10/12/2007, -12/+98I'm feeling lucky.
- h3ndrix, on 10/12/2007, -5/+83As being a pretty big "No Church" kind of guy, I feel it necessary to say that I thought that marquee was pretty creative.
- Mithrander, on 10/12/2007, -7/+79*sigh* great, another religious debate on digg...
- NeoCortex, on 10/12/2007, -9/+78I'm sure Google will just buy him out in the next year or two. It's only a matter of time.
- shinynew, on 10/12/2007, -21/+88Ok this is an open challenge to any Christan, Jew, or Muslim I will ask google something and you will ask god the same topic and see who gets an answer first.
- Dumbledorito, on 10/12/2007, -8/+68Then why are his followers so intent on hiding them from me?
- abyss478, on 10/12/2007, -17/+70But everytime I try to go to God's search page I get a "404 Error -- Not Responding"....
- nipuL, on 10/12/2007, -7/+50God's so going to 403 your arse when you die
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -25/+63Google serves it's 'goers' 3 gourmet meals a day. Google lets you bring your pet with you. Google provides free massages while you're there.
All I've ever got from going to a Church was a stiff neck and a wafer. - Dumbledorito, on 10/12/2007, -3/+41I'm always happy to see a church that doesn't make yet another lame pun using the word "son" instead of "sun."
"Let the sonshine in!"
"The son is rising!"
"Sinners are going to get sonburned!"
And so on. - hcl40u, on 10/12/2007, -6/+44The Ten Commandments of Google:
Thou shalt have no other Search Engine before me, neither Yahoo nor Lycos, AltaVista nor Metacrawler. Thou shalt worship only me, and come to Google only for answers.
Thou shalt not build thy own commercial-free Search Engine, for I am a jealous Engine, bringing law suits and plagues against the fathers of the children unto the third and fourth generations.
Thou shalt not use Google as a verb to mean the use of any lesser Search Engine.
Thou shalt remember each passing day and use thy time as an opportunity to gain knowledge of the unknown.
Thou shalt honor thy fellow humans, regardless of gender, sexual orientation or race, for each has invaluable experience and knowledge to contribute toward humankind.
Thou shalt not misspell whilst praying to me.
Thou shalt not hotlink.
Thou shalt not plagiarise or take undue credit for other's work.
Thou shalt not use reciprocal links nor link farms, for I am a vengeful but fair engine and will diminish thy PageRank. The Google Dance shall cometh.
Thou shalt not manipulate Search Results. Search Engine Optimization is but the work of Microsoft. - rocket000, on 10/12/2007, -4/+39just wait.
- Emilio8605, on 10/12/2007, -4/+32LMAO. Very funny, but not all the faith in the world will convince me Gmail will ever come out of beta.
- coldfusion055, on 10/12/2007, -6/+32I think it would be funny if you went to www.god.com and got a 404 - Does not exist.
- SkittlesUSA, on 10/12/2007, -11/+32That's because so many people are trying to contact God, his servers experience the digg effect.
- invader, on 10/12/2007, -2/+19> I think 403 means not responding.
Forbidden.
I found the preceding comments humorous.. Practically asking: "If a server isn't responding, what error message will the server respond with?" - TheGuruStud, on 10/12/2007, -3/+20I love the age-old "reasoning" that a natural disaster would have been a lot worse if people didn't pray. Really, WTF? I swear, the majority of people's brains are not wired correctly.
- Comatose51, on 10/12/2007, -7/+22In response, Google said, "Is that a challenge?"
- InfinitySnatch, on 10/12/2007, -3/+17Could google search for a boulder that even It could not find?
- skewer324, on 10/12/2007, -3/+13@wacer
You can tell "your" illiterate in English. - diggduggjoe, on 10/12/2007, -4/+14Google may not be god for they choose to censor for dictators. The Internet as it was before those who "know better" got involved was closer to god than any single human will ever know. It is a sum of our knowledge without political correctness being put into the equation.
Now, that is not the case, but it can be again, if people wanted it to. I love people who do not agree with me. They allow me to test myself. That is something most religions and people fear more than anything. Discovering you are ignorant about something is not something to be ashamed about. It is the first realization before you become a much more enlightened person. - airomghaxron, on 10/12/2007, -1/+10Most everything written here is a testament to why the internet is a horrible place to debate contraversial subjects.
- hcl40u, on 10/12/2007, -4/+10Well does God have a mirror or backup available? Certainly he has the bandwidth right?
- Wacer, on 10/12/2007, -8/+12@marshall007 "Google may make mistakes, but God has made more. Supposedly we were made in God's image, yet every single human to ever walk the earth has been majorly flaws. Trillions of attempts and he has yet to get a single one right. "
You can tell your illiterate in Scripture. - bluesdealer, on 10/12/2007, -4/+8Who said God controls the events of humans? Don't blame the actions of people following a fascist ideology like Nazism on God.
Not all believers in a central, creative force behind the universe believe everything said about God in the Bible, but even the Bible says that mankind was given free will and dominion of the earth. If we ***** it up, it's our own fault. With power comes responsibility and God isn't your scapegoat.
Somehow, some modern believers came to embrace the idea that God is some kind of supreme puppet master that plans out the world's events like some kind of playwrite. They should wake up, read the text they claim to believe in, and look at the world around them.
I'm a believer, but not because someone told me how things are and I just decided to accept it. I think for myself, observe the world I live in, and always question. Can I say with certainty that all I believe is true? Of course not. Life is a constant learning process and a search for truth. However, I think it takes a truly audacious person to claim with certainty that there is no God. Maybe we're all way off about the details, but how can we claim such knowledge with our primitive methods of observing ultimate reality? - tonage, on 10/12/2007, -10/+14Now someone cannot even be a funny, clever sign posted on here without the God bashers going on the attack? Digg needs a religion sections so those of us who really don't care what others believe can not subscribe to the feed.
This is funny. I should be able to digg it. But the little children have made such a mockery of the comments section, I have to bury it as lame. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+4"hey hey! stop blaming jesus for all your inadequacies."
I don't. I blame him for yours. - Miche1987, on 10/12/2007, -5/+7Clearly this would not have been dugg up so much had the results clearly shown that God won.
Which He will BTW. (let the digg-downs begin) - geekitechture, on 10/12/2007, -2/+3@bluesdealer
I think you're missing a few key points.
How could God *not* script ancient and current history if he has already scripted the end (Revelation, the end of the world, The Rapture, or whatever you call the end-time prophecy yourself). Since the End is rather tightly scripted, down to what certain monsters look like and what angels sing and a bunch of other amazingly intricate details, doesn't it follow that since it's conception every day of the world and every player within it both great and small was/is tightly scripted as well? We are the puppets, but we can choose good or bad; God knows what we will choose and plans around our good and evil accordingly.
How you can people not see that? If you believe in the Sciptures, then it's the only answer that makes sense. - UKsHaDoW, on 10/12/2007, -3/+4http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html
- xtraa, on 10/12/2007, -4/+5404
God may be down atm.
:) - Roulette, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1And then there is:
http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/ - tonage, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Noone cares what you believe dn11. Stop worrying about what others believe.
Also, how about putting an end to post that appear to have been made by 12 year olds. - tonage, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1dn11,
I bet it is your parents who still pay the bills. Grow up. - k3vin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0yes, it's real. i live not too far from it..
- isntreal, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1ha this is right down the street from where I work. makes me proud to be from Boston.
- juangt, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Of course Google does.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=church+sign+generator - dn11, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2THE BIBLE SUCKS ASS.
IT IS FICTION.
IT IS MYTHOLOGICAL. (mixed with some actual historical events)
THAT IS ALL..... - dn11, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2hey buddy, god doesn't pay the bills. I do. so god can go create another universe or something for all i care because as far as i can see he hasn't intervened in human affairs for a couple thousand years at the very least
- hANDoFdEVIL, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2Best comment on the page is #76:
# Jesus Says:
Listen, guys, I work for Google now. - dn11, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1Google announces GOD™ beta. to meet all of your spiritual and transcendental needs, and to answer questions like "where do butterflies come from" and "where happens to me when I log off the internet"?
- Darkspam004, on 10/12/2007, -2/+1But Google is so much quicker
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