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- inactive, on 04/10/2008, -12/+687Oh no! Now i need to get a facebook account quick before all the female sex addicts are taken!
- frooo, on 04/10/2008, -14/+505Ok, so I only need 2 things...
1) Where to find her on facebook
2) Industrial strength condoms, cos she's probably got more than a few STD's now. - RcFromTwitter, on 10/10/2009, -4/+376Damn that poking feature.
- nahsrocketeer75, on 04/10/2008, -2/+348FTA: Laura Michaels, 23, set up a group called "I Need Sex" on the site. ... How's that for playing hard to get?
- mattingly, on 04/10/2008, -6/+272Pics or it didn't happen!
- NeoCortex, on 04/10/2008, -3/+251"You have just been bitten by a zombie...with syphilis"
- neocr0n, on 04/10/2008, -2/+208"She said Facebook had since removed her page." Bunch of killjoys.
- zyl0x, on 04/10/2008, -20/+196WHO CARES
How the ***** is this NEWS??? - Jrlac08, on 04/10/2008, -2/+166Hmm good move, facebook. Go ahead and remove her page because she's obviously destroying your online community...
- GliTCH82, on 04/10/2008, -1/+136From the comments page on the article:
"Good on her. Did everyone see her picture in the paper - she's banging! I wish I got in contact with her whilst her page was open .
- Andy, nottinghamshire" - gak001, on 04/10/2008, -0/+103Keep in mind that she only has sex with people whose pictures she liked... so try not to get too excited.
- SigmaEcho, on 04/10/2008, -11/+111IF {too good to be true}
THEN
statement = FALSE - skeen07, on 04/10/2008, -5/+99You don't need facebook to be a skank. She could have just gone to a pub every night and achieved the same thing.
- FurtThePirate, on 04/10/2008, -2/+94wait so she actually got her page to be deleted?
- LynchBomb, on 04/10/2008, -1/+91Actually man, using more than one condom increases friction between the condoms, increasing the chance of rupture so I would just stick with one. But way to pay attention in Family Life.
- Gudlyf, on 04/10/2008, -1/+85"Poke Melissa?"
Sounds like about 50 people did that -- and just as easily. - Darkhacker, on 04/10/2008, -8/+90if(sexual_partners >= 50 && sex == male) {
status = awesome pimp
} else if(sexual_partners >= 50 && sex == female) {
status = slutty whore
}
If a man does it, he's the bomb. If a woman does it, she is a stupid spoiled whore. Men (especially virgins) should be standing up and fighting for a woman's right to sleep around if she chooses to and she shouldn't be ashamed to do it. She should be just as proud as men are. - inactive, on 04/10/2008, -21/+101A promiscuous gay isn't exactly news, it's typical. Thats why you aren't on the front page of digg.
- EvilMoose, on 04/10/2008, -1/+78Wow she looks like a male version of David Spade.
- next, on 04/10/2008, -15/+85Yes, and if you had a girlfriend who was a virgin before you met, then slept with her 300 times over the course of a year or two, she'd be the same, yeah?
I don't see how this justification works.
girl sleeps with 50 guys = 50 sex acts = O GOD HOTDOG...HALLWAY...WHAT
girl sleeps with 1 guy 50 times = 50 sex acts = Well..one guy..that's normal..
If you want to be concerned about STDs, fine, but if she wore a condom, it's probably fine. Have her take an STD screen. If it shows up clear, then what the ***** is the difference? - linkdj, on 04/10/2008, -7/+77At the same time?
- Shabow, on 04/10/2008, -5/+73I wondered why that bitch kept poking me.
- digitalcowboy99, on 04/10/2008, -23/+88BIG DEAL. I've slept with more men than her. Why don't I get on the front page of Digg? LOL!
- nullx42, on 04/10/2008, -4/+64"Industrial strength condoms" Ones made of Ringo skin and lubed with tears of Chuck Norris
- GliTCH82, on 04/10/2008, -1/+61No.
- pongx, on 04/10/2008, -7/+63She slept with like half the guys that joined the group. That's amazingly sluttastic.
- cranky71, on 12/01/2009, -9/+64I posted this a few comments down, but this is the "banging" chick http://valleywag.com/assets/resources/2008/04/poke ...
- Spelvin, on 04/10/2008, -3/+54Not true! When have you ever seen Chuck Norris cry!?
- inactive, on 04/10/2008, -5/+54There's probably not a lot of friction with this girl. More like tossing a hot-dog down a hallway.
- phalkon30, on 04/10/2008, -0/+48"You have 2237 new friend requests"
- enderu, on 04/10/2008, -0/+44Remember kids, stereotypes are cool, and always 100% accurate!
- Grym11, on 04/10/2008, -0/+39Out of the 100 men who signed up for her group she slept with 50... I don't think this broad is very picky.
- dollar0dot02, on 04/10/2008, -0/+38yes - that's how you do it. want to get your fb page deleted? no problem. sleep with 50 men.
- badenglishihave, on 04/10/2008, -4/+41if(statement.isTooGoodToBeTrue){
statement.isCorrect = false;
}
Sorry, couldn't resist. - twertyto, on 04/10/2008, -0/+36By the look of it I don't think the sex addicts get taken...just passed around.
- Procure, on 04/10/2008, -0/+35FTA: Her name was Laura...
- vibrokatana, on 04/10/2008, -6/+40Use parentheses not brackets; that is unless you are showing some ***** up language that needs to die.
- inactive, on 04/10/2008, -0/+34article says laura, pic says mellisa?!
- chrissku, on 04/10/2008, -25/+58Throwing a hotdog down a hallway. I'm sure that thing just flopped open.
- paintpro, on 04/10/2008, -4/+37She's a ho... Fo sho
- r00ts, on 04/10/2008, -0/+3210 GOTO 10
- arcangelgabriel, on 04/10/2008, -1/+32Happy HPV.
- inactive, on 04/10/2008, -1/+31Because it is about sex and the internet is made for porn :)
- Wompa164, on 04/10/2008, -13/+43She was a ho... f'sho...
- scyform, on 04/10/2008, -3/+33WHORE-OFFFFFFF!!
- kinseyincanada, on 04/10/2008, -5/+34ugh only on ***** digg would people start using programing to describe someone being slutty
- skyshock1, on 04/10/2008, -0/+29You have no clue how a vagina works do you? Hint: they're not ***** play-dough dude.
- TxAggie08, on 04/10/2008, -1/+28At that point you might have to ***** her in full biological warfare gear.
- VinnieDaMac, on 04/10/2008, -3/+30I wonder how well this would work if a guy set one up.
- batista86, on 04/10/2008, -9/+35Whats her account on facebook, I'm willing to be number 51
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