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- bigpeeler, on 10/12/2007, -2/+54In Soviet Union...no wait.
Every time you masturb....no, that ain't it.
It's a tra...dang it.
I forget, how do I speak FARK again? - DerGeist, on 10/12/2007, -1/+50Try any of these for instant farky hilarity, just 3 minutes in the microwave!:
"Link? Check. digg? Check. Destruction of the universe? Check."
"Oil prices rise on the news that digg gets lots of hits."
"Ric Romero reporting that digg and fark both generate lots of traffic."
"Not News: Digg links to a site. News: Site links back to digg. Fark: It's fark.com."
"GUAHRENNA GETS A PRESIDENT"
"Photoshop these farkers clicking a link to digg."
"Today's site linking to digg brought to you by fark.com"
"Digg links to fark. The Sun is there."
"It's not news, it's digg.com linking to fark"
"Digg links to fark, fark links back. EVERYBODY PANIC"
"Digg links to fark. You submitted this with pants on. I, however, did not."
A guaranteed greenlight! - themarq, on 10/12/2007, -1/+34You forgot one:
"Fark farks Fark, Digg diggs Digg: France Surrenders." - JudgeDredd, on 10/12/2007, -7/+37I work for FARK; So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about. But trust me.... You don't. I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are talking about. This is how bad info gets passed around. If you dont know about the topic....Dont make yourself sound like you do. Cos some Diggers believe anything they hear.
- Oakenshield, on 10/12/2007, -1/+31Teh internets can't handle that much anonymous ballsackery.
- dstew74, on 10/12/2007, -1/+24Did the Unstoppable force just hit the Unmoveable Object?
- frant1c, on 10/12/2007, -3/+24Fark + Digg = FAGG.
Someone had to do it. - DerGeist, on 10/12/2007, -3/+22...and the grand finale:
"Digg links to fark, fark links to digg. What could possibly go wrong?" - jayhawk88, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18I'm pretty sure this is what will cause the Tunguska Blast of 1908.
- timlee, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15"Waiting for Slashdot... the trifecta is almost complete."
- Fired4This, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14For any effect to take place, enough people have to actually follow the links to and from each site.
What I'm trying to say is, this thread is useless without clicks. - DerGeist, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14@themarq,
Yeah, I did. Actually I forgot a lot of them, like:
(Ignoring "Duke sucks," which someone else already pointed out)
"What would happen if digg linked to fark? Here comes the science."
"Digg links to fark, fark links back. Linklarity ensues."
"Old and busted: digg.com linking fark. New hotness: fark linking back."
"Digg.com links to fark, now seeking Sarah Conner."
"Scientists submit digg link to fark, fark links back. Still no cure for cancer."
"Digg links to fark, fark links back. Suck it, diggers."
"Digg links to fark, fark links back, Slashdot trifecta now in play."
"Ugly-ass baby digg born at fark.com"
"Digg.com links to fark, fark links back. Your dog wants a link."
"Digg.com links to fark, fark links back, with mugshot goodness." - cranium, on 10/12/2007, -3/+14I'm in yer digg thread digging down yer comments.
- Farkeologist, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13Is anyone worried that /. is feeling left out?
- frostcrow, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12I for one welcome our new FarkDigg overlords.
- jordan314, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12My two RSS feeds are fighting!
Actually, for this to really work, Digg would have to frontpage this, like Fark did, but it seems to be being ignored by Digg. :| - truspark, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11why are mommy and daddy fighting?
- cranium, on 10/12/2007, -6/+15@DerGeist
Psst....
(JudgeDredd posted a fark cliche specifically intended to make you look stupid by taking it seriously. Don't worry, I won't say anything.) - Kericr, on 10/12/2007, -6/+14@JudgeDredd -I love this joke, and it works even better in a foreign environment. +digg 4 u.
- eddiez, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10Oh noes! Teh interwebs pipes will be full!
- frostcrow, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9HA (/:( ) HA
You only get ascii HA HA guy ! - lbeaty1981, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8You think it's funny now, but just wait until the oil hits the anus...
- cranium, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10( 0 0 )
----v
O RLY? - GawtMilk, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8Oh and DerGeist -- cannot forget this FARK gem.
Digg links to fark. Fark links to Digg. Jailarity ensues. - ocelot67, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7what is this word "genious?"
- Barnstormer, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7I find the tech articles on digg more interesting, but for general news and humorous links I find both the links and the comments a lot more fun over at Drew's clubhouse.
The best part about fark is the select few posters who have mastered the sarcastic semi-troll, the veiled ad-hominem attack, or the left-handed compliment. It's like a roomful of amateur comedy writers trying to get their bit into the script.
Even more so on TotalFark, but whether it's worth the five bucks a month is entirely up to you. - frostcrow, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7@Barnstormer "Even more so on TotalFark, but whether it's worth the five bucks a month is entirely up to you. "
You make no mention of UltraFar.... +++ Carrier Lost - AllnightChemist, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7Asinine tag diggs down Amusing tag.
- piizzadude, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7It's a trap...!!eleventy!!
- hickstr, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7still no cure for cancer...
- jordan314, on 10/12/2007, -1/+6Just read your same comment on Fark, Fired4This. A fellow dual subscriber!
- cranium, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8This thread is useless without pics. Wait, wha???
- etempest, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Fark and Digg are very similar as to what they do (done by completely different means, different cultures).
Digg focuses on self moderation and clever but accurate titles.
Fark focuses on no censorship (free for all) and extremely clever titles to get people to look, not always accurate.
Both are fun sites, especially when using an RSS Newsreader :) - bbeahm, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8Fark The Digg
Digg The Fark
Fark The Digg
Digg The Fark
Fark The Digg
Digg The Fark
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+7http://www.google.com/trends?q=fark%2C+digg&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Aaaand DerGeist jumped right in :D
/lovin' it
//farker
///likes his slashies - Dustin00, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Aren't Fark and Digg users the same?
Isn't this more like "you got your chocolate in my chocolate" - DerGeist, on 10/12/2007, -3/+7Pics or it didn't happen.
(Sorry, couldn't resist. Feel free to digg me down now.) - edto, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3[image]ITS A TRAP![/image]
- cainunable, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4I see what you did there..
- Badfysh, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5I work for DerGeist; So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fark#Farkisms_and_clich.C3.A9s - ocelot67, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Never had to enter a code. Maybe Digg doesn't like your previous ignorance of it.
- wargod18, on 10/12/2007, -4/+6I see the beginning of a rivalry between Fark and Digg. This should be good, I love both websites I spend more time on fark but I still love digg also.
/ignore spelling
//i know i suck even with spell checker
/// Slashes rule - zugzub, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2NO one should ever see the pickle incident
My eyes will never be the same - turbopro, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3I bet if you could post pictures in the comments here the traffic would increase even more.
- MrDarkSim, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I'm stuck in an infinite tube loop!
- frostcrow, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5. .
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somone asciishop ceiling cat, watching you digg. - airencracken, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Now we need to add slashdot in here somewhere for a mexican standoff...
- jon30041, on 03/07/2008, -0/+1He's talking about the CAPTCHA.
It goes away. Seriously, it does. - ayeroxor, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1this thread: old and busted
my post: new hotness -
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