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Dell Breaks Your Laptop, Sends Replacement Full Of Pubes

consumerist.com — Reader K's call to Dell tech support for his laptop resulted in the tech helping him break a different computer, then sending him a replacement laptop full of human pubic hair.

Who dugg this? Made popular Apr 10, 2008

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  • jimmick, on 04/10/2008, -12/+298I hope they sort this out before things get hairy
    /pun
  • ISmokesDaPot420, on 04/10/2008, -9/+223When did customer service become one of the things that we were O.K. with businesses not doing well?
  • Harboggles, on 04/10/2008, -4/+212I once got a monitor from them with an eaten drumstick inside.
  • HotGore, on 04/10/2008, -4/+184So it is pubic hair that fixes computers?
  • rustyhookj, on 04/10/2008, -1/+171Man, when I read the description, I though this thing would be like bursting at the seams with pubes. It's just like 4. I'm kinda disappointed.
  • HarryWatson00, on 04/10/2008, -4/+168that is ***** gross
  • WiseWeasel, on 04/10/2008, -2/+137Scott: The pube fair in Fort Collins.
    Cartman: Pube fair?
    Scott: They're paying five bucks a hair for pubes! If I leave now, I can catch the last bus!
    Cartman: Five bucks a hair? The- that's like a million dollars!
  • JoshuaLowe, on 04/10/2008, -3/+126The Internet is a series of pubes.
  • FlyCO, on 04/10/2008, -6/+95dugg for the NSFL (Not Safe for Lunch) warning
  • badtzmartin, on 04/10/2008, -0/+87Absolutely. I had a hard drive fail once, I teabagged it for 10 minutes, and it was perfect!
  • zetsurin, on 04/10/2008, -6/+75This is the closest most diggers would get to being within contact range of someone else's pubes.
  • CoolGoose, on 04/10/2008, -8/+72There was a problem completing your request. Please reload the page and try again. (got it also when tried to post a comment.) 8 times already ***** this.
  • richardhenry, on 04/10/2008, -0/+63No way. It's a feature.
  • belebih, on 04/10/2008, -0/+61Well, if they keep this up they're going to end up with a lot of crabby customers.
  • ORBAT, on 04/10/2008, -0/+60I seriously hope you're kidding.
  • dubloe7, on 04/10/2008, -0/+57actually, for dell, this is an upgrade in customer service.
  • amdforever, on 04/10/2008, -1/+54I am DEFINITELY voting this for the best title of the week.
  • bwoodall, on 04/10/2008, -0/+49If there's still plenty of meat on that bone, just throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you've got a stew going!
  • FaustusSA, on 04/10/2008, -2/+43man i had to pay extra for MY pubes. screw you apple! I mean dell sorry its Dell this time I see.
  • lifeinchains, on 04/10/2008, -0/+34Damnit, all these years I've been doing it wrong.
  • badtzmartin, on 04/10/2008, -0/+33Agreed. I was hoping for a Chia Pet.
  • akula89, on 04/10/2008, -0/+32once. past tense.
  • webcrumb, on 04/10/2008, -2/+34I hope they don't ***** it up again...
  • yohnstoppable, on 04/10/2008, -2/+33What a ballsy move putting those pubes in his laptop
  • SteelFrog, on 04/10/2008, -4/+34PENIS
  • webcrumb, on 04/10/2008, -0/+30Ouch.

    I actually physically flinched.
  • azzy, on 04/10/2008, -3/+32They better get to the bottom of it immediately.
  • ElectricKetchup, on 04/10/2008, -1/+30Those crazy techs love to dick with laptops!
  • Coolmatt49, on 04/10/2008, -2/+27OH! I was wondering where I left that.
  • shrewduser, on 04/10/2008, -1/+26in defense of dell, sending customers pubic hair is fast becoming the norm.

    no wait a minute....
  • GeekyGerge, on 04/10/2008, -1/+26Only two? I'm sure I put three in there
  • rayraym0fucka, on 04/10/2008, -0/+24I think you need to reread his comment.
  • Cenobite, on 04/10/2008, -4/+26I'm sure they had a WHALE of a time though!

    /what?
  • kinseyincanada, on 04/10/2008, -1/+22dugg or the use of bursting with pubes...followed by disappointment, something i thought i would never encounter in my life.
  • virtualball, on 04/10/2008, -0/+21And he's complaining? Hah, jackpot!
  • nbcaffeine, on 04/10/2008, -1/+19http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/152572
    Their new site rules so hard.
    Charade you are Scott!
  • dslozak, on 04/10/2008, -0/+18One of the best South Park epsidoes ever.
  • djam, on 04/10/2008, -0/+17"I just got my first pube"
  • ChrisF79, on 04/10/2008, -0/+17Reminds me of Clarence Thomas and Anita Hill. "I did not put a pubic hair on her cola."
  • sonbell, on 04/10/2008, -0/+17Dude....
  • cuoops, on 04/10/2008, -0/+16Repubed laptop
  • ladon86, on 04/10/2008, -0/+16When did sending out pubes become one of the things we were O.K. with businesses doing well?
  • tHePeOPle, on 04/10/2008, -0/+16I shudder to think what this is an upgrade from...
  • inactive, on 04/10/2008, -0/+15This guy got shafted.
  • Cenobite, on 04/10/2008, -2/+17RTFC.
  • impliedparadox, on 04/10/2008, -2/+17digg should ban Mac-tards
  • jflowers45, on 04/10/2008, -2/+16we know this is headed for the homepage
  • LunaticFringe, on 04/10/2008, -0/+14Dell: Sharing user experiences.
  • Shiner6, on 04/10/2008, -0/+14No.
  • Nesh, on 04/10/2008, -0/+14You've got the beginnings of a sweet Jewfro there.
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