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- zweben, on 10/12/2007, -4/+149But technically it does suck.
- AHIGHERGOD, on 10/12/2007, -7/+107Nothing beats the gift of "head".
- the3kgt2, on 10/12/2007, -4/+63If only women were on digg to read this article.
- trghpy, on 10/12/2007, -6/+58How about showing up with a case of beer while wearing something from Victoria's secret?
Yes I'm camping... mod me down appropriately
:) - evil-doer, on 10/12/2007, -13/+63all women want is a dick in a box.
- revmitcz, on 10/12/2007, -2/+51I sincerely hope the women of digg DON'T take this article to heart. I mean, sex is great and all - but it's a little cop-out-esque to pull "ohh I gave you ME for x-mas!". Valentine's Day - sure. But X-mas? Unless your boyfriend picked you up a box of chocolates from Walgreens as a present, I would hope you'd do more for him than wrap a ribbon around yourself.
Now, a ribbon connecting you and one of your hot female friends, on the other hand, would be a great idea. - humpy, on 10/12/2007, -8/+38Yeah and that only costs 20 bucks.
- Absinthminded64, on 10/12/2007, -0/+29So where is the "What to get for men that suck" list?
A vacation at mom's?
A push mower?
Alcohol free beer? - therippa, on 10/12/2007, -0/+28Food and sex should come standard
- joank, on 10/12/2007, -3/+31@ evil-doer
No, we want a dick on a man, not a man on a dick.:P - imnotlara, on 10/12/2007, -3/+30heeey - I read, and am in fact female. :P
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23I read the title thinking: "Hey, I'm a man that doesn't suck."
- proudcanadian, on 10/12/2007, -8/+28Condom, $.25
candles $1
Giving your boyfriend what he really wants for Christmas: Priceless - skotski, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18Am I the only one who thinks sex is a lame excuse for a christmas present? ...and Food?! Come on!
These are biological and physiological (quasi)needs, not gifts to be doled ont on special occasions...
Frankly, if it takes Christmas to get sex out of your partner, and that satisfies you as a decent gift, you may be hooked up with the wrong person... - negativefx, on 10/12/2007, -4/+20@canuck: what? a candle up the ass? i don't get it
- darthtofu, on 10/12/2007, -3/+19hey I'm a girl and I'm on digg!
edit: maybe if men weren't on digg, and were out in the real world I could find one to buy gifts for :P - DontSayFanboy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17you were sticking candles in your ass at 6th grade? Wow.
- xsuite, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14A rainbow party w/ his gf and all her friends.
- solarpowered, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14Hey, poster of TFA: If you *must* use the word "suck", why not use it correctly?
"For Men: Cheap Gifts That Don't Suck"
or
"Cheap Gifts That Don't Suck, For Men"
Ahhh, WTF. Literacy is dead or dying. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13Sex, Sex, Sex...
- MagiTekSoldier, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11This has got to be the lamest list I've seen.
-Cookies, Cakes & other Sweets
Are you serious? As if he won't get enough of that ***** from his family that will sit on the kitchen counter until Easter, and you decide you want to add to that pile?
-Favorite Food
Seems like something that you should just randomly do now and then. As a gift, it's a total cop out.
-Gift Card To Favorite Food Place
Here is a hint - ladies, 99% of the time you like going out to eat much much more than your boyfriend does. This is a gift for you. This is like your boyfriend giving you a new drill set. Lame.
-Back Rub
Again, file this under "stuff you should randomly do now and then."
-"Vouchers: You now know what he wants but you don’t feel like giving it to him that instant? Make up some vouchers for both and the anticipation will make the gift even better."
I honestly have no response for this. The sheer stupidity of this comment has left me completely speechless.
-Lingerie
If this actually works and he doesn't realize its a gift for you, YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A COMPLETE MORON.
-Yourself (with Ribbon)
Guys, you've put yourself in a terrible position if you actually consider sex to be a gift.
How about instead of following lame lists, you actually spend some time and think about what he likes and get him a gift that means something?
Marked as lame. - florin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9yes
- Hindu_Wardrobe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8A boyfriend.
;) - mrteacup, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Its not the feminist movement. It all started way back in ancient Greece. They had two types of men - men of action and men of thought. Heroes vs. philosophers. But when you are starting a new country like America, you need men of action, not men who sit around pondering mysteries. You need to build cities, cut down trees, kill things, fight wars, cut holes in mountains and all types of manly activities. And all was well. But then the men of action got cocky. They said, "Look at us! We don't need you men of thought and your fancy book-learnin'! You are probably a bunch of Euro-fags anyway!" Then the men of thought said, "OH yeah?! Well who needs your American anti-intellectualism? Aristotle says that reason is what separates man from the animals! You don't even have the sense to wipe the ***** from your own ass!" And then the American Men of Action said, "Oh, I'll show you an animal!" And so the sport of American football was born.
Men of action behave like idiots and animals so they can say that is what a real man is, but deep down, all men know that a real man is both action and thought, like a ninja. This is also what I like to call the Robot-Monkey Paradox. A true ninja realizes that all situations are different and you need the right mix of robots and monkeys. Sometimes you need more robots to think, and sometimes you need more monkeys to fight. If a ninja has core skills in one area, the smart thing to do would be to team up with another ninja with the opposite set of skills until he can learn to handle both sides on his own, but most people are too proud to do that. They just focus on their core skills, then try to pretend that all problems are solved with only monkeys or only robots. The monkey ninjas sees the robot ninjas as their mortal enemy, and vice versa, and they will destroy each other if they fight. But the most powerful ninja realizes that the only enemy is in his mind and is called Fear, and once he conquers it, he realizes that all ninjas are one ninja, and this is known as Ninja Mind. - brstilson, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8This article is a load of crap. Obviously written be either a woman or a gay.
- kolop1, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8Anything is better than a tie a shirt. The only reason sex would be a gift, is if your not getting any to begin with.
- Gryffydd, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8@Absinthminded64
Or the other possible list for men that suck:
Track lighting
Expensive shoes
KY
Barbara Streisand CDs
etc. - lukas88, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7Here is my impression of the article:
"Dear women:
All I want for christmas is food and sex. pleaaaaase!
love,
hungry and horny" - joank, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8yes, Yes, YES!
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6It's all lies. We all know good and well that the only girls on the internet are sweaty middle-aged men and FBI agents.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6The article is useless. Men, in contrast to women, will say what they want. Shopping for men is trivial.
"Hey honey, I think we ran out of beer."
"I want a Wii." - jblfireball, on 10/12/2007, -1/+7http://www.duggmirror.com/tech_deals/Cheap_Gifts_For_Men_That_Don_t_Suck_What_Men_Really_Want_For_Xmas/
werd homie, check again! - gusatron, on 10/12/2007, -2/+8The person who wrote this must not be married 'cause if my wife tried that ***** I would be like OK so now were is my real gift.
- Nougat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5"Vouchers" is such a cop-out. Remember the last time you tried to cash in on a "voucher" or a "lost bet" or a "rain check" or some such thing? What did you end up with? Nothing, right?
All a voucher says is, "I want to pretend like I'm all dirty, without actually being so, and that's plenty for me, and it better be for you, too, or you're a pervert." - kixxster, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5definately not written by a woman, unless its the Cosmo women that want you to think it was written by a man. Honestly this is the crappiest list I've ever seen. These aren't gifts, and if you aren't getting any you'll be the only one to argue. My boyfriend would probably be pissed if all I got him was food and a good night in bed. Get your man a thoughtful present. These are obvious (and crappy) solutions.
- PathDaemon, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5You've never heard that song, "All I Want for Christmas is You"?
- acAeris99, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5yea...we know what you're not getting this christmas.
- mrteacup, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5I completely agree! I would hate to be in a relationship with the kind of person that treated sex like a reward for being a good doggie. How about this Christmas, you treat your husband/boyfriend like a human being and not an animal?
- shm0edawg, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5You're saying that like it's a bad thing. Your name is AmishSexy. The Amish are known for their traditions of enforcing gender roles.
- kanecorp, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5my thoughts exactly.
well first thing i thought was...i already get these two things daily, i better not let my girlfriend see this site incase she thinks if she takes it away it could be used as a lame gift. - wilf_brim, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4At first I thought TFA was pretty good, but this comment really made me reconsider. If your gf considers sex a gift, your relationship is in deep trouble. Trust me on this, guys, I'm talking from experience here. I'm trying to think of gifts I have received that I really appreciated. There was one extravagant Coach briefcase (that I still use) that stands out, but that is an exception.
Most of the time it was little stuff that let me know that she was paying ***** attention to my life.
Of course, if you are going for the "give yourself" route, make it different. Like a threesome. And, yea, I know, it ain't gonna happen. I'm kidding here... - zweben, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Not at all.
- massacre, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4Worst. List. Ever.
-Cookies, Cakes & other Sweets
I'm a guy and every guy I know pretty much eats whatever they can find. If they can't find anything they like, they order out or get in the shaggin'-wagon. And they can always rely on mom and lame office parties for bad cookies and sweets. This has to be the worst gift ever, unless you are giving them as a gift to a family or something. Definitely NOT a guy gift.
-Favorite Food
This is a gift? How about making it once a week instead of making it a "gift". I want my steak/hot wings/chili dog all the time. It's nothing special enough to give as a gift. Hell, I get this for myself all the time, why would I care if I got it as a gift. Mark this one down as lamest gift ever.
-Gift Card To Favorite Food Place
This is an apology gift you give to the platonic friend-cum-one night stand you also gave another gift. The clap.
-Back Rub
The only person I want rubbing my back is the same chick who has practiced it professionally for 15 years. And she's hot. Girlfriend/wife back rubs are for emergencies like when you wrench your back playing XBox, not a gift.
-"Vouchers:
So, instead of giving one of the above completely lame "gifts" right NOW, you are promising to do it in the future. Sounds like something I've given away when I was fresh out of ideas. Definitely horrible unless you are a guy promising to give your wife a bunch of massages that will not end in some clintonesque activities.
-Lingerie
If it's accompanied by other real gifts and doesn't impact the gift budget in the slightest, then sure... we like when you buy your own lingerie and then let us see it.
-Yourself (with Ribbon)
Unless that Ribbon is also hiding your best friend Sally and a camcorder with 3 days worth of recording time, I suspect "more of the same" isn't really a gift. How about you just start doing this on a daily or twice daily basis on principle.
This has to be the stupidest list of all time. I opened it thinking, hey maybe there's a gadget I can't live without or advice equally valuable. How does ***** like this reach the front page? - Nougat, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5Unfortunately, they're optional equipment. And the additional charge for this optional equipment is astronomical.
- tizz66, on 10/12/2007, -2/+6Why is it that since the feminist movement, men have been treated like idiots and/or animals?
- ogre2112, on 10/12/2007, -4/+8@negativefx
Try thinking about it using higher-than-grade-6 logic. - FlyboyP, on 10/12/2007, -2/+5You must not be married.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Hi Honey! Isn't it the thought that counts? Christmas isn't supposed to force people to give presents, it's just a good time to give. I'll be seeing you from the bedroom window that overlooks the dog house shm0edawg.
- ei8htball, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4It's technically a proper usage, but I will agree that it is a bad, ambiguous, one.
Technically, I think it would be an amphiboly, but I'm not positive. -
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