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- EmileVictor, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Except for the fact that the site is bloated. Where to you navigate?
- facelessmanchs, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I want a 12 Gauge Golf Club...lol...dugg
- trogdoor, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Is it just me or is it a little suspicious that every "Actual Patent Illustration" on the site looks exactly the same.
- ucf2011, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0those are some funny things....
- camellights, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0HA! I'd like to use the "cow gas" one for some people I know.
- glitchbit, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0http://www.totallyabsurd.com/dogbumper.htm
sad thing is you know their dog died - SmeRndmGy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0i want that flying saucer submarine. NUCLEAR POWER!
- green1152, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0genius!
- nymphetamine, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0gerbil shirt? what were they smokin when they thought this up?
- zenghost, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0i like the life expectancy watch...lol
"But wait, there's more! Your remaining time is conveniently displayed in years, months, days and hours and an audible alarm can be set to remind you of your impending doom."
ROFL - unfinite, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0now this is just funny. http://www.totallyabsurd.com/wild%20west%20mouse%20trap.GIF
very american - ksgant, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0EmileVictor what are you talking about? Site isn't bloated and a monkey could navigate it without any problems.
They have a list there, each item on the list is a link to a "web page". These "web pages" have pictures and text on them. You click on the "link" to go to the "web page" and read about each item.
Perhaps you need a tutorial on the World Wide Web and hypertext? - LeeVal, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Hijacker Injector lol
- brownstone, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I'd pay good money for this one:
http://www.totallyabsurd.com/airplanemoisturizer.htm - sigUVa, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0no Digg. No patent numbers are listed. I am calling BS on most of these. Seriously, how hard would it be to link each invention to the PTO's website?
- PrimoTurbo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Great website, the illustrations are great. +digg
- faultytext, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0some of the inventions, while a little impractical, might actually work.
- kalessin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0yeah. theyre not real pattents. no pattent info is given on the particular patent (not even the #) and as trogdoor pointed out, all the illustrations (which are "Actual Patent Illustration") happen to be drawn by the exact same person. And why does it say the info is copyrighted under the images to a TedVanClive? Thought the rights were already someone else's...
- ksgant, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0masterzora:
Ummmm...yeah, not bloated.
I load up the page and I see the links right there, have no idea what you guys are talking about. But also, did YOU have any confusion as to how to get to the items like the brainstem above did? Didn't think so.
It's not a bloated site. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0the all terrain stroller is a tank for gods sake!
+digg - karbonfyber, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Why would we need a Pants Pointer when most of us already have one? ;)
Also, the 12 gauge golf is great for "for blasting your balls into oblivion", literally.
+digg - lollerskates, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I don't know, I think the 12 gauge golf club and the cool shoes are pretty useful.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0DIGG!
- masterzora, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0@ksgant:
Ummm... not bloated?
At 1024X768 you have to scroll to see any actual content. How is that *not* bloated? - sabster, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0those r actually pritty funny.. i want to buy albrecht the cricket gun to shoot at kevin haha
- hwood, on 10/12/2007, -1/+0the site sucks.
- EmileVictor, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0Digged.
-e http://digg.mediahug.com/ - masterzora, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0I'm sorry, I just don't see how this is news...


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