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- Nougat, on 10/12/2007, -0/+113Excerpt:
"...jerkoff
jewboy
jizz
5
kike
lesbo
limey..."
5??? You can't say 5????
And 'scrotum' is in there. Last I checked, that's the proper term for the sac of skin that holds the male cohones. - thegreatsam, on 10/12/2007, -3/+102"after the jump" is fast becoming the most annoying phrase I hear in the blogosphere.
- rocke86, on 10/12/2007, -3/+925 is the new codeword for child porn. No idea why.
- SocialPoison, on 10/12/2007, -1/+86"5 is the new codeword for child porn. No idea why."
You learn something new every day. - Kazbaeden, on 10/12/2007, -1/+62My middleschool history teacher had this thing about cussing. He used to say, it doesn't matter what words are used, it's just a word. The thing that matters is the feeling behind the word. For example, he said by scratching his elbow, he could be saying "***** off."
From that day on, he scratched his elbow when people made dumb comments.
Point is, words mean nothing. You can ban a list of words all you want, but people will just come up with new words to mean the same thing. The number 5 is a perfect example of this. If porn providers really wanted to sell their wares, they could do so without saying any of these words. - Reziarfg, on 10/12/2007, -3/+63@thegreatsam: 'blogosphere' is fast becoming the most annoying word I've ever heard ever.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+61"BUKKAKE" is good !!!
- Amything, on 10/12/2007, -1/+51Hmm the number 5 has been ruined for me for life.
- mikemac, on 10/12/2007, -2/+49This is for Content Providers, not Subscribers. So, basically, Macy's can't write a text message to you saying "Pay your ***** bill, cockbag!".
- KibibyteBrain, on 10/12/2007, -1/+46As long as pimpmobile isn't on the list, Bender shall remain happy.
- lagnut, on 10/12/2007, -2/+44is 4++ okay?
- Pyfco, on 10/12/2007, -2/+43get to 4 id imagine
- greyghst168, on 10/12/2007, -1/+41No it's not. "are banned from using obvious words like "*****" and its derivatives" I think ***** is included in the category of 'derivatives'.
- da404lewzer, on 10/12/2007, -1/+38@Foxman2000
watchout aol might leak that search query... :P - aplusplus, on 10/12/2007, -7/+43Ah, bad news. Usually my conversations resemble the following:
"Remember that one time when the jewboy gave that queer a goldenshower and he spooged all over the lesbo, after he was sodomize before a game of gobtheknob?" - dshigure, on 10/12/2007, -1/+37"is 4++ okay?"
If you can get past the error in incrementing a constant, sure - slapshot24, on 10/12/2007, -2/+38>> You can't say 5????
No, a COMMERCIAL CONTENT PROVIDER can't sell txt msg services, news updates, games, etc that reference "5" (which, as above, is apparently code) or the list of dirty words.
You can still txt your friends whatever you want. Go ahead, call each other f-tards. - fletch13, on 10/12/2007, -2/+35to Verizon: ***** You, and kiss my flesh popsicle Ass
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+33PEOPLE! This isn't you! You can say this on a phone conversation. Content Providers just cannot use those words. So cuss as much as you want, you fleshsicles.
EDIT:
The title is inaccurate. "83 words you can't say on Verizon Wireless" - You can! The CONTENT PROVIDERS CANNOT! - jj9000, on 10/12/2007, -1/+32" "after the jump" is fast becoming the most annoying phrase I hear in the blogosphere. "
Blogosphere has long been the most annoying word I hear, anywhere. - rodball, on 10/12/2007, -3/+33"5"? You can't get very far in life if you can't say "5".
- dclowd9901, on 10/12/2007, -3/+30"5 is the new codeword for child porn. No idea why."
Rocke, may I ask how the hell you know that? - helix400, on 10/12/2007, -2/+25That list sounded like conversations in an average web forum.
- MikeEnIke, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22I just learned like 6 new insults. Thanks :D
- rocke86, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22I learned it from one of those Nbc talk shows
Its ok to use 5, but bad to relate it to porn or sex. - MikeEnIke, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21No one said they were smart.
- sonick, on 10/12/2007, -3/+24Five.
- thebusdriver, on 10/12/2007, -1/+215 is code for kiddie porn? wtf?
- thegreatsam, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19According to Urban dictionary's 2 most popular definitions:
5 is an elite, nerdy way of saying "LOL" See 120.
1) a number between 4 and 6
2) the number of fingers on one hand, or a hand slap involving the hand and this many fingers
3) short for "five minutes"
4) the cops...short for 5-0 (five O)
Since I don't see LOL banned, I can only assume that it's slang for cops? - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+23Put your bukkake sheild on, cuz it's about to get messy...
- lgringo, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20>And 'scrotum' is in there. Last I checked, that's the proper term for the sac of skin that
>holds the male cohones.
You can say "testes satchel", as it is how Borat Sagdiyev does refer to it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borat - Foxman2000, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18@rocke86
Where did you find this out?
After hesitantly googling "5 child porn," I still found zip.
edit: well, that answers that. What program? Not that I don't believe you, I just don't believe it in general. - CatfishJones, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19I'm number 05 in my squad on Chromehounds. I gotta change that when I get home. :/
- bassibanezacura, on 10/12/2007, -4/+20kike=small cat, Philippines
- elektricki, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17what is a rubyredbag?
- ChuckTaylor, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16lmao@ Panface .... Im not totally sure I even know what that is
- caliyankee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15Angry Pirate - personal favorite:
Upon "finishing" in one eye of the lucky girl, wait for her to get pissed and make a noise like "arrrg!". Then kick her in the shin and laugh as she hobbles around the room half blind chasing your dumb ass.
Think that's on the list? - slapshot24, on 10/12/2007, -4/+19You're okay, the policy applies to commercial app providers. They're trying to stop VZW txt from being a spam service or a porn service.
You can talk about whiteswallow all you want. - mlerner, on 10/12/2007, -1/+16I *think* I know what it means and let's just say you *don't* want to happen to you.
- sublimemtb, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15getlaid? i thought it was two words, like get laid.. well tonight i'm going to get me some getlaid
- MonkeyFit, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15I also noticed vagina is there but not penis. But maybe they consider penis a derivative of flesh popsicle.
- dbug, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13you can read my comment RIGHT AFTER THE JUMP!
RIGHT
AFTER
THE
JUMP
God I hate "bloggers"! - timdorr, on 10/12/2007, -3/+16Buckfutter!
- shitthisfook, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15by rocke86 2 hours ago
5 is the new codeword for child porn. No idea why.
: Comment of the year, hands down. - da404lewzer, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12you can't say vagina, but PENIS isn't on the list! penis penis penis penis penis!
so does this mean since viagra isn't on the list, we'll still be getting spam? - rnelsonee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12Well, no one said it was in alphabetical order. There's still that 1:82! chance all the other items just happened to fall into alpha order :)
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12I prefer the Rear Admiral coupled with a Donkey Punch followed by a Dutch Oven.
- Jowitz, on 10/12/2007, -1/+12I guess it is because content providers can tell you about their wonderful penis enlargement products, but not their vagina enlargement products.
- shaolinpunks, on 10/12/2007, -2/+13but can you say 15 or 25 since iy has a 5 in it?
what happens if it's some sports company giving text messeged score updates?
does the score show up like this?
16-1 to 4+1? - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+10God I hope it's news to everyone. Otherwise, Diggers have a serious problem...
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