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- megaton, on 04/15/2008, -1/+78In space, no one can hear you fap.
- thinman1189, on 04/15/2008, -4/+68Am I ready? That depends....is there a jack-off room and an ample supply of porn?
- zombird, on 04/15/2008, -1/+53Isolation tank, is that sort of like a cubicle?
- inactive, on 04/15/2008, -2/+52For the last time, show me where to sign up........ I'm ***** there, lets do this, lets go.
- DeucesWild, on 04/15/2008, -2/+4717 months without my wife?? Where do I sign?
- stelth, on 04/15/2008, -3/+44The ESA has only done this once before. Safety not guaranteed.
- doctechnical, on 04/15/2008, -1/+39Right below the line that says she gets half of everything.
- Lugano, on 04/15/2008, -5/+30Will there be hot chicks and will I get paid?
- eyepatch100, on 04/15/2008, -1/+25That's funny, the Martians are looking for volunteers for their trip to Earth.
- Harrison88, on 04/15/2008, -1/+23Guy: "Are we really going to Mars!?"
Scientist: "Sure! Just walk in to this chamber..."
Guy: "This is so cool!"
Scientist: *locks door* "Cya in 17 months suckers" - drpcken, on 04/15/2008, -0/+20Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.
- tomz17, on 04/15/2008, -2/+22Must bring your own weapons..
- ChairShot83, on 04/15/2008, -1/+20Quaid. Get your ass to Mars.
- rohmann, on 04/15/2008, -0/+16If they televise it big brother style, they could probably fund the whole thing.
- UrbanVoyeur, on 04/15/2008, -2/+18Stop breathing my air!
- UnFriendlyFire, on 04/15/2008, -2/+16No TV and no beer make Homer something something...
- senorcool, on 04/15/2008, -1/+15Stupid cigarettes. First they slowly kill me, and now they wont let me do this...
- dupswapdrop, on 04/15/2008, -0/+12I volunteer mr Bush it would help his place in history!
- doctechnical, on 04/15/2008, -1/+12What is the sound of one hand fapping?
- chanop, on 04/15/2008, -2/+13Just go to google, and submit a video of why you should be chosen
- sembetu, on 04/15/2008, -1/+12FYI, the article states volunteers will be paid 158 euros a day. As of this moment, that equals $249.94 or, for the whole 500 day trip, a whopping $124,970.00. Um, I'm in, where do I sign. Nothing to spend that 125 grand on for a year and a half. Put that in the bank for me (in euros, and in a european bank), and when I come back, I will have a nice little nest egg. :)
- MacEnvy, on 04/15/2008, -2/+13There's a difference?
- doctechnical, on 04/15/2008, -0/+10If it comes with broadband, I'm good to go.
- SourWorm, on 04/15/2008, -1/+11go crazy?
- isaactwito, on 04/15/2008, -4/+13Dude I'll totally join the team, as long as we're hooked up with lots of pot, tv, and food. I call Captain.
- popstop785, on 04/15/2008, -1/+10You mean laid right?
- ethanpack, on 04/15/2008, -1/+10I really need to start refreshing *immediately* before submitting my comment.
- nekochan, on 04/15/2008, -1/+10don't mind if i do!
- moocowrat, on 04/15/2008, -2/+11"Like a monkey ready to be shot into space, a space monkey, ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good"
- yohnstoppable, on 04/15/2008, -0/+9Is it one's own weapons which must be brought?
- killbert24, on 04/15/2008, -6/+14Sure I'll do it: in the name of science!
- Namakemono, on 04/15/2008, -0/+6I've got five kids to feed!
- jp12380, on 04/15/2008, -1/+7You have fun with your 17 months in a deprivation chamber. I would require no less then 100,000 for this and I still don't think I would do it.
- TheHayze, on 04/15/2008, -1/+7Hey Quaid, it's me Benny, Benny's the name!
- yohnstoppable, on 04/15/2008, -0/+6See you at tha pahtee, Richtah!
- Jews, on 04/15/2008, -0/+6Sounds like a WACKY SITCOM!!!!
- CrackyJSquirrel, on 04/15/2008, -0/+6I will fail the drug test..
- Kireblade, on 04/15/2008, -0/+6Sounds like voluntary prison to me. Whoever does this better be paid handsomely.
- jordanau, on 04/15/2008, -0/+5I hear the beginnings of a great new reality show!
- Exhibitionist, on 04/15/2008, -0/+5Successful applicants will get paid €120 per day, or about €60,000 for the entire 500-day experiment. Not too shabby...
- doctechnical, on 04/15/2008, -6/+11And ceiling kitty gets confused easily, through through floor.
- Magic0, on 04/15/2008, -0/+5your not getting laid if you have to pay.
- Bhuinga, on 04/15/2008, -0/+5$250 a day to sit around and pretend. Hell Yeah! It's like playing in a tree house as a kid only you don't have to use your imagination anymore.
- eihwaz, on 04/15/2008, -0/+5Did you read the article? They'll get paid 120€ (158$) a day... that's 5€/hour (6.5$/hour). It seems too little to me, considering you'll probably need another year just to get used to real life again.
- atbnet, on 04/15/2008, -0/+5When is NASA going to start their trials? I'll sign up! Plus, think of how much technology would change in that time period so you could blow your earnings on new gadgets.
- masterkenobi, on 04/15/2008, -1/+6...followed by an accidental ejection of his cabin into space right after takeoff.
- richjmdigg, on 04/15/2008, -0/+4The story was posted on the BBC site in June 2007. Have they picked their people yet? I'm only going if the monkeys can come with me.
- dOOBiEx213, on 04/15/2008, -4/+8Wow. Please keep comments that make you look like a complete nub to yourself. kthxbai.
- spiritditch, on 04/15/2008, -0/+4"And over here you will find the 'hot chicks room'..."
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