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- WaterDragon, on 12/29/2007, -6/+66Uranus traded places with Neptune...so get your ass out of here!
And who would believe what a new model says, anyhow? Models should just shut up and look sexy. That's what we pay them for! - l0k0, on 12/29/2007, -3/+45Here comes the flood of anus jokes.
- RedS0x, on 12/29/2007, -2/+34Wow! Two puns in one comment, nice...
- virtualball, on 12/29/2007, -0/+29Professor: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Professor: Urrectum. - PunkRampant, on 12/29/2007, -1/+30You turned your back on Neptune... now he's behind Uranus.
- neel360, on 12/29/2007, -8/+33Ahaha Uranus sounds like YOUR-ANUS!!11!!!1! lolz!
As funny as that was, I just can't bring myself to laugh somehow... - RedS0x, on 12/29/2007, -0/+23Wow that was redundant...
- harvinator24, on 12/29/2007, -9/+32When i was a kid pluto used to be a planet.
- djgump35, on 12/29/2007, -1/+18Ya know my elementary teacher told us that Neptune and Uranus swapped places, and that Pluto wasn't really a planet. I thought she was wierd, bet she feels vindicated now.
- KingGorilla, on 12/29/2007, -2/+19I'm not fond of double penetration
- unclerichard, on 12/29/2007, -18/+27Pluto is a planet.
- LordSkywalker, on 12/29/2007, -6/+15Anus. Ok there. I just wore it out so everyone can bury this comment and anyone using it after will look like an idiot.
- realjames, on 12/29/2007, -3/+11First Pluto is a planet...then it isn't...now Uranus and Neptune switch places. Scientists need to get their ***** straight.
- inactive, on 12/29/2007, -0/+7Ctrl+F "rect" yup, there it is.
- anagoge, on 12/29/2007, -0/+7Flood? Anus? Leakage. Problem.
- daliminator, on 12/29/2007, -1/+8You mean...double....PUNETRATION?!
Eh? Eh? Come onnnnn lol - zKman, on 12/29/2007, -0/+7Uran.. *****
- 2oonhed, on 12/29/2007, -0/+5well I don't care who ya are.....that right there was funny.
- Insomniac33, on 12/29/2007, -1/+5Haha, "Neptune"...
- dosher199, on 12/29/2007, -0/+4Hi, i'm an astronaut and for my next mission i'll fly my shuttle into Uranus.
Did i say it right? No i'm not gay. - Derfy, on 12/29/2007, -5/+9***** you. Pluto's a planet.
- kuvopolis, on 12/29/2007, -0/+4That would be Neptune and Pluto that switched positions.
- thefinger, on 12/29/2007, -0/+3old joke:
Q: How is the starship Enterprise like toilet paper?
A: They both orbit Uranus looking for Klingons. - djgump35, on 12/29/2007, -0/+3Pluto: If being a planet has anything to do with taking turns with Uranus, fuggedaboutit
- VaporBro, on 12/29/2007, -1/+4FAIL...
Put your helmet back on. - SkinnyPuppy, on 12/29/2007, -1/+4So did I when I switched places with Uranus.
- thefinger, on 12/29/2007, -0/+3You mean you just wore out your anus? LOL
- dosher199, on 12/29/2007, -0/+3evidently not
- askjoe, on 12/29/2007, -3/+6We all know that Pluto comes back on a huge elliptical orbit .....so it is possible.
- thefinger, on 12/29/2007, -3/+5No. ***** you! You and Pluto can get married and have babies if you want, but that won't make it a planet.
- plr4ever, on 12/29/2007, -2/+4How much of a nerd am i if i thought they switched "spots", like the big storms that look like Jupiter's great red spot.
Wait that would just make me stupid. Meh. - 2oonhed, on 12/29/2007, -0/+2well that fixes it.
- inactive, on 12/29/2007, -0/+2I miss Futurama...
- bluenash, on 12/29/2007, -0/+2so now neptune is on top of uranus?
- ubuwalker31, on 12/29/2007, -1/+3Scientists don't "rearrange the solar system". Our knowledge about the solar system keeps on changing as we get more data from exploration.
- carpespasm, on 12/29/2007, -0/+2That's what they're doing. In light of further information what's happening is different than what was originally theorized. It's no small task trying to correctly figure out the distant past of distant object from the time right after they were first created. It'd be like trying to read into what someone was like as a baby from who they are as an adult. Except for very obvious things it can be hard to see what's happened without further research.
- Tetraca, on 12/30/2007, -0/+1"Οὐρανός", or, Latinised "Ouranos" was the original name of the deity which the planet has taken its name from.
If we changed the name of the planet to "Ouranos", we wouldn't have much of a joke anymore, or if we used the Roman name for the deity "Caelus". - Pinkertinkle, on 12/29/2007, -1/+2I swapped positions half way through with my wife last night.
- kurtu5, on 12/30/2007, -0/+1Drammatis personae
Jupiter - a planet
Uranus - a planet
Neptune - a planet
Jupiter - "Whoa Neptune where did you get those new spots?"
Neptune - "I had unprotected sex with Uranus"
Uranus exunt stage left. - inactive, on 12/29/2007, -0/+1Uranus and Neptune swapped spots? As in ass to mouth? jk
- squenix, on 12/29/2007, -1/+2that is completely irrelevant did you even read the article
- digitalgreek, on 12/29/2007, -0/+1thanks for the obvious
- kuvopolis, on 12/29/2007, -0/+1Many planetariums would disagree with you on that, but what do they know?
- buddamus, on 12/29/2007, -1/+2Pluto will always be a planet in my eyes, go pluto
- SSUK, on 12/29/2007, -0/+1Well, it's SORT OF a planet, it's a Dwarf one anyway...
- trenchcoat, on 12/29/2007, -4/+5Uranus traded spots.
- mentor972, on 12/29/2007, -1/+2Then there's Bush's take on it. They all "appeared" 6,000 years ago from nothing.
- CrazyDave303, on 12/29/2007, -1/+2I wonder if people missed his reference.
Your momma though Jarr Jarr came with pickles pickles. - DeviantDragon, on 12/29/2007, -1/+2New theory of planetary formation? Niiiiiiiiiiiiiice...model.
- 2oonhed, on 12/29/2007, -0/+1Uranus and whaaaaat?
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