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- MuddyPitch, on 10/12/2007, -3/+47"It’s a pretty messy environment…for every action there’s an equal and opposite reaction."
I guess that rules out space bukkake ;) - Perfection, on 10/12/2007, -1/+33Actually I think they'd find a lot of volunteers.
- Cybie, on 10/12/2007, -0/+25What happens on the ISS, stays on the ISS.
- darkdaedra, on 10/12/2007, -0/+23While they make some good points in the article with regard to pregnancy, sexually healthy lives in space are something that really must be addressed as the ideas of longer lasting manned missions in space coalesce. If you put a few sexually active females with a few sexually active males in an isolated environment for several months, it's to be expected that attraction will develop and sexual relations will ensue. Exactly how one has sex in a zero-g environment appears tricky, but I certainly think NASA should throw some money at the research.
- sully213, on 10/12/2007, -2/+24For the benefit of mankind, I volunteer my services immediately!
- meishme, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20So you're saying that NASA should research on how to have sex at space? I think they'd go overbudget.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15On the contrary, it should be possible to do that from across the room if there is no gravity. You just might have to clean it off the walls or ceiling if you miss.
- addisonj, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14Wow... that reality show would be amazing... When Lisa found out Mark had been sleeping with Sarah and she threw her tang in Mark's face, but instead it just sort of bubbled out.. i just felt so bad for her, I mean come on! Sarah is such a low-grav slut!
- Spec8472, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13"I think they'd go overbudget."
I think they'd be able to recoup their costs quite handily...
Plenty of opportunity for multiple revenue streams from various porn sources.
Lesbian Spank Inferno (in Space) - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11... not quite the same, for several reasons:
* In water, you have much more resistance than in air. You can't glide through it as easily.
* Bouyancy in water is not equal at all depths, unlike air in a zero-g environment... and you'll need weights to be neutrally bouyant at a given depth.
* You have to use a breathing apparatus. Not everyone finds that attractive.
* The pressure difference between air and water (or water at different depths) is vast... and can potentially cause health problems if you're not careful about your behavior underwater.
... etc.
The most obvious benefit of having zero-g in air at normal atmospheric pressure is the lack of cumbersome equipment. So, it would feel like regular, unencumbered sex on Earth... but without the downward force of gravity. It would open up new positions/techniques. They need to write a Kama Sutra: Space Edition... and I'll generously volunteer my services in the research process.
They'll also need some designers to find interesting ways to make use of all 6 walls... that is, assuming a room still has a cube/prism shape. For all I know it could be a sphere or a rhombitruncated icosidodecahedron. The equipment would also need to be different. This is going to make a killing for whoever turns it into a business. - hlheavyd, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11talk about the mile high club... geesh
- ozbren, on 10/12/2007, -1/+9Just google underwater sex. Zero-g sex has been going on for years. They have an assortment of videos and pictures as proof.
- av4rice, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6Haven't the Russians already done in-orbit-sex research? Or was that an urban legend or something?
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Space p0rn! i cant wait
- StarManta, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Or handcuffs and leather straps.
What? - Chompy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4All you'd really need are a few handlebars and strategically placed stirrups.
- iamnotcicak, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3"After the 26th gestational week of fetus development, lack of gravity delays skeletal development necessary for sitting, standing and walking"...
so that's why those pesky green men wore exo-skeleton suits...... - cvrefugee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I would totally do the Spiderman!
- dexOtaku, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3"Uhh. Houston - is there anything in the procedures manual on how to clean semen from the CO2 scrubbers?"
Funnies aside, I think perhaps the first "research couple" [consensual volunteer partners] should run an experiment specificially to conceive in orbit.
Imagine what that kid would have on eir passport & birth certificate. - ChileanGoD, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Eventually, future space travelling pionners will watch this in their trips to mars.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTWtgkfDYg8&search=porn%20wars - kingpiko, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4it may be tough to have sex in zero-g but i still bet it'd be wicked fun!
- ratbastid, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3"The Uranus Experiment" was produced by Private Video, and it was shot on the Vomit Comet, and did feature the first ever zero-G cumshot. You know you're highly talented porn star when you can synchronize your ejaculation with the top of a parabola.
I'm not actually a porn nerd; I'm a freelance web developer and I have several clients in the adult industry--you end up knowing things like that. - Ottergoose, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2I apologize if offended you, I was just trying to be humorous.
Point taken. - argotechnica, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1We must not be discouraged by the thought of failure, but instead keep our eyes forever fixed on the future: http://www.archive.org/details/VoyagetothePlanetofPrehistoricWomen
I, for one, am excited. - darkdaedra, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Yeah, it's just like Big Brother. Except of course without the television cameras, commercials, and annoying cast. But yeah - just like Big Brother...
- Twango, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1There needs to be a LOT more research on this subject.
Do it ... just do it ... do it for the leather goddesses of phobos. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2You know you're a geek when you pause your porn and click on the link in your aggregator thinking this will be a cool video that's better than what you're watching.
I guess I'm a geek. - scotty588, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Just make an addition to the ISS and make up some complicated science name to call it. Have it auto clean it self after "use" and there you go problem solved.
- BasouKazuma, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1All they need to do is build little sex pods, complete with restraints and whatnot. So you won't be floating all over the place.
Either that, or find a way to simulate gravity in a space ship. Or you could even magnetize the floor and wear magnetic socks and wrist bands.
Where there's a will there's a way. - bakagaigin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Maybe I'm immature, but I wonder if he realized what he was saying when he chose the "tall pole in the tent" analogy..
- Ottergoose, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1You'd be surprised to know that so called "birth-control" drugs do a pretty good job. You must have gone to a school that had an abstinence only program.
- mennis, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Heh, he said "pole".
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1No, it is just that even with the one out of a hundred women getting pregnant a year with absolutely perfect usage of birth control, we're bound to have somebody get pregnant with horrible results. And my comment was meant to also point out that since there are many people who wish for us to began populating other planets (and the Moon) we are going to have a problem with reproduction.
And, no, I am perfectly confident in condoms and birth control; it is just that when mistakes do happen, they aren't so bad on Earth as in space. Also, when I had to take sex-ed in school, the teacher would talk to us about his wife's vaginal secretions and sex positions... not even close to the Jesus-will-hate-you-and-you'll-die-if-you-have-sex courses politicians seem hell-bent on. - MetalMere, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0No need for space,
Use earth while you can.
Sex in space...
all the fluids and ***** floating everywhere = gross.
It would be whore heaven ..watching them float after it.
I hope I don't end up to be one of those females. Lmao. - gio92, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0On darkdaedra's comment, isnt that just like Big Brother?
- kris2pe, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I think I saw a porn movie made by private about this lol!!!
- TheIronBadger, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0I think you might be talking about the married couple that was in space. From what I remember of it they might not have had sex at all. They had to go through therapy after getting back, something about being together and not being sexually active. I believe that their sexual relationship atrophied in a sense and they had to spend months getting it back with help from therapists. I think they spent several months alone together.
- TomP, on 10/12/2007, -1/+1Interesting...
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0Umm, wouldn't that be a bit unethical for astronauts to try to screw in space as whenever a pregnancy occurred, you'd get a severely screwed up and retarded baby at best? Of course you could use condoms, but considering failure rate, that's still pretty messed up.
I guess that in order to populate other planets we'd have to be able to create "gravity bubbles" for pregnant women to live in so that their kids will be normal. Or at the very least avoid the even messier task of delivering a baby in zero-g. (I just threw up in my mouth.) - Dalif, on 10/12/2007, -3/+0Didn't wicked pictures make something they called zero-g cumshot or something? I know they didn't really go into space to film, but they had something... the Uranus Experiment.. with Silvia Saint. I didn't see it myself, but perhaps somebody can shed some light :)
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -4/+0That's hot!
- CasualAffair, on 10/12/2007, -8/+1Oh great, here comes the same ol' comments from the same ol' nerds that have never gotten any. -_-
"I'LL GLADLY VOLUNTEER MY SEXUAL SERVICES HEH HEH LOL"
Or maybe a reference to the Wii, sex in space, with lightsabers, which was all captured on the Colbert Report. :( - CaseyUCF, on 10/12/2007, -11/+1lol


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