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- Speedy7, on 05/19/2009, -1/+43Recently.
- ZincSaucier, on 05/19/2009, -1/+30Bad news guys, the very last dinosaur recently went extinct :(
- ChiffX, on 05/19/2009, -6/+24Recently != 1 billion years
Come on now, the universe isn't even that old.
/s - akaakc, on 05/19/2009, -0/+16Yeah, I'd say that's pretty accurate.
- sockpuppets, on 05/19/2009, -2/+16Only to Larry King.
- Clinojim, on 05/19/2009, -0/+13If "recently" is within the last billion years then the collection agencies can get bent, I paid my bill recently.
- Linake, on 05/19/2009, -0/+13It's fascinating to think how old the Universe is in order to consider something that happened in the last billion years "recent".
It's difficult to grasp how much time that actually is. Space never ceases to amaze! - nutmac, on 05/19/2009, -0/+12Mars is estimated to be between 4-5 billion years old, so relatively speaking, a billion years ago isn't very recent.
- kierucom, on 05/19/2009, -2/+14And John McCain.
- sockpuppets, on 05/19/2009, -1/+13People are living on Mars?
If you have a son please don't eat his eyes today. - nalguita, on 05/19/2009, -2/+12I love how old the universe is, where 1 billion years ago is considered "recently". And here we are on our little rock thinking we have a god, one who only decided to show up 2,000 years ago. HAHAHA!.
- inactive, on 05/19/2009, -0/+9right... i think you're just crazy.
- gametavern, on 05/19/2009, -3/+9A billion years, recently? By that standard, "recently" there was no life on Earth.
- grantmoore3d, on 05/19/2009, -0/+6Recently there was a T-Rex in my backyard.
- blipblopblip, on 05/19/2009, -0/+6A billion Earth years or a billion Mars years?
- hymneforthedead, on 05/19/2009, -1/+6one hell of a recently, right?
- CoD4, on 05/19/2009, -0/+5Angels: God, we made the earth and heavens as you told us to, now what should we do?
God: Now we wait a few million years and tell some desert people how to behave.
/forgot the name of the comic - Tickitata, on 05/19/2009, -0/+4Joan Rivers?
- Lith25, on 05/19/2009, -1/+5That's funny, cause you remind me of the people who swore that the Earth was the center of the Universe.
- Hraes, on 05/19/2009, -1/+5that made no sense
- garryw, on 05/19/2009, -1/+4God created water on Mars 1 billion years ago but it seems to have sublimated now.
That was easy. - i4ybrid, on 05/19/2009, -0/+3Call Al Gore, Global warming is spreading like Swine Flu!
- inactive, on 05/19/2009, -1/+4^^^ GOLD. All of it.
- anexanhume, on 05/19/2009, -0/+3Hollywood, please spare us the adaptation of it starring Brad Pitt, Craig Sheffer, and Tom Skerritt.
- hawkeyes2k7, on 05/19/2009, -0/+3back in my day...
- umanomano, on 05/19/2009, -1/+3Mars was once populated with rivers, gay folks, pro-choice people, casinos, self-sufficient women, shrimp and dinosaurs. Then one day God shows up and...
- ghostofreddit, on 05/19/2009, -0/+2I found flowing water from a crater wall in the hires photos 2 years ago. No one cared. The results are still posted on my facebook page with screenshots.
- FlopinDonkFest, on 05/19/2009, -0/+2Mars years are longer if I'm not mistaken / retarded. . . Isn't Mars further from the sun? Either way it's a long time!
Edit: A Martian year is equal to 1.8809 Earth years, or 1 year, 320 days, and 18.2 hours.
source: wikipedia :| - platypusjh, on 05/19/2009, -0/+2By these standards the dinosaurs actually went extinct not only recently, but just a few moments ago! :)
- Amadeus2490, on 05/19/2009, -0/+2And in related news: Rivers may have looked just like Buddy Holly.
- Brad324, on 05/19/2009, -1/+3god did it.
- MacEnvy, on 05/19/2009, -0/+2we're whalers on the moon
- minnecrapolis, on 05/20/2009, -0/+2"A River Runs Throught It: 1,000,000,000 BCE"
- MacParrot, on 05/19/2009, -0/+2...and a butterfly 10,000 years ago died. Now we know who to blame for global warming!
- couldbewrong, on 05/19/2009, -0/+1What do you mean foreclosure?? I just "recently" paid my mortgage!
- sockpuppets, on 05/19/2009, -1/+2Yes.
- Lith25, on 05/19/2009, -0/+1I'm interested in seeing this.
- andrewlotta, on 05/19/2009, -0/+1Would a river flowing on Mars look different than a river flowing on earth?
- minnecrapolis, on 05/20/2009, -0/+1Creationists seem to think that God put all these things in place to "fool" us into thinking that everything is older so that we would have to rely on our own inner faith rather than factual evidence.
God just made it look like there were rivers a billion years ago. They were actually there 6000 years ago.
Got it? Good. Now forget it. - brandnewx, on 05/19/2009, -0/+1No way bro. A billion year ago T-Rex might be a bacteria or something.
- minnecrapolis, on 05/20/2009, -0/+1And to add to your point, the Universe is thought to be around 14 billions years old.
As you said, a billion years really isn't very recent. - MacParrot, on 05/19/2009, -0/+1Nah...He was OK with it until the shrimp and dinosaurs tried to mate.
Yes it was ugly - TheSwashbuckler, on 05/19/2009, -1/+1"Rivers May Have Recently Flowed On Mars"
For sufficiently broad definitions of "recently"... - Bologner, on 05/19/2009, -1/+1And by recent, they mean.........
- MacParrot, on 05/19/2009, -1/+1Welcome to...Marsrassic Park!
- borez, on 05/19/2009, -4/+3Creationist explanation please.
- Gemfinder, on 05/19/2009, -6/+3"…And the story it told/ 'Bout a river that flowed/Made me sad to think it was dead…"
- CoD4, on 05/19/2009, -4/+1Yo, dem dates are so dry they're from the prophet's time
- EmilyCragg, on 05/19/2009, -4/+0Mars is relatively flat because people are now living on what was once the ocean floor, before Mars lost all her oceans. Therefore, water washes around, and there are gulleys and streamways; but there isn't enough water to fill what were once rivers. http://www.holyconservancy/org/images/MARS/H99.pL. ... Lots of NASA Mars photos are full of water, mud and snow--NOW.
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