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- tewas, on 01/31/2008, -0/+22I'm all for research. Worst case scenario we won't find anything, but i can bet we probably end up finding something, maybe totally unrelated.
- Misinformant, on 01/31/2008, -1/+18Futurama taught us that the way you find parallel universes is by tying a wire around your waist and jumping into random boxes until you find the one you want
- piesforyou, on 01/31/2008, -0/+13Nah, worst case scenario is we do find a wormhole, try to use it and then the universe explodes!
- inactive, on 01/31/2008, -2/+11Quinn Malery
- TheWriteGuy, on 01/31/2008, -0/+8Hmm, maybe if you send a probe into a parallel universe, it comes right back. At first it appears nothing happened, but it turns out that the probe that came back actually originated from the parallel universe.
- Lanefair, on 01/31/2008, -1/+8I'll take your brain to another dimension. Pay close attention.
- piesforyou, on 01/31/2008, -0/+7and wears a cowboy hat
- inactive, on 01/31/2008, -1/+7Its not '3 or 4am' everywhere...
- gummih, on 01/31/2008, -0/+6Dugg for lack of ads though. It's always refreshing to be served pure content
- kneelB4zod, on 01/31/2008, -1/+7DMT it's hell of drug
- rompom7, on 01/31/2008, -0/+5I can assure you.. we are far from using wormholes any time soon... even shining a laser at the closest black hole to earth, it would still take 1600 years to get there.
Unless we go about making our own wormholes, then that is a different story. - sdellboy, on 01/31/2008, -0/+5As long as we don't spend all this time and money and get to the other side to find Jodie Foster's father....
- Matthew386x, on 01/31/2008, -0/+4PS. It's "Malory".
- jj101, on 01/31/2008, -0/+4They were talking about worm holes that look like black holes and led to other regions of space, not other dimensions.
- Stupidumb, on 01/31/2008, -0/+3You're both right.
- bgovern, on 01/31/2008, -1/+4The 'phantom' matter that the guy describes in the article is more commonly referred to as 'exotic matter' by most other scientists, and has already been discussed thoroughly (232,000 hits for 'exotic matter' on google).
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"Scientists split the atom! Could potentially power iphone!" - Antibland, on 01/31/2008, -1/+4Look, we've seen "The Mist" and know what's through the door. I don't want to die in some poorly fortified grocery store with some bible-thumper waving her arms.
- ORBAT, on 01/31/2008, -0/+3No more LSD for you, young man.
- theburpinator, on 01/31/2008, -0/+3Sliders? What about stargate... this reminds me of Daniel Jackson and his crew.
- thcobbs, on 01/31/2008, -0/+3And This is what will happen:
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/10/12 - jj101, on 01/31/2008, -0/+3Yep. Its not like they are saying this is fact. You have to start with a model and see if the evidence fits. If not you try again but each time you learn. Thats how it works. Also the assumption of phantom matter is not as absurd as it sounds out of context. If you can observe a phenomenon that seems to fit a model you've created for explaining it, except that something doesnt quite fit, you work the model until it does fit. Obviously that won't prove anything without evidence, but it might give you an idea where to look. If you were doing a math equation and your model suggested that 2+2 should equal 4 but the evidence returned 6 it hink it is fair to assume that there is another plus 2 out there somewhere. Of course it may be that your model should have 3+3 in the first place, but investigating one possibility will always kick up evidence that will support or negate the idea.
- Dolomite, on 01/31/2008, -0/+2very cool indeed. sounds like time travel is just around the corner.
- MacSuxWindozSux, on 01/31/2008, -0/+2You only think that's the closest black hole.
- ubergeek09, on 02/01/2008, -0/+2Keep a crowbar near and all will be fine.
- Kiddibeik, on 01/31/2008, -1/+3No.
Futurama taught us that there is only one parallel universe. The one where everybody wears a cowboy hat. - BingoPower, on 01/31/2008, -0/+2You know how freaky it would be to log on to digg to see a message from yourself saying "Don't post that comment, everyone buried it and called you an *****!"....
- MMorJon, on 01/31/2008, -0/+2and how many of those hits were porn sites?
- MrSunshine, on 01/31/2008, -0/+2PRODIGY!
*dances* - tao52nyc, on 01/31/2008, -0/+2PS: It's "Mallory"
- credence, on 01/31/2008, -0/+2Even more freaky after it disappears because you don't post the comment, causing the universe to divide itself by zero. OH SHI-
- MacSuxWindozSux, on 01/31/2008, -0/+2That's just an identity matrix.
Anyone who takes university math courses would know that. - spydon, on 01/31/2008, -0/+2Why not just throw yourself to the ground and miss?! Gosh these guys need to read Hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy...
- londubh, on 01/31/2008, -1/+3Yes, please. I don't know how I ended up in the alternate evil universe with Dick Cheney and George W. Bush and the total ***** that is Iraq and the total bankruptcy of this country. I just need to get back to my universe where the US doesn't torture nor detain people nor elect people like Bush.
- ORBAT, on 01/31/2008, -0/+2And Kang to me.
- benroy, on 01/31/2008, -0/+2The door to a Parallel Universe already exists here in North America.
It's bordered by Nevada, Idaho, Wyoming, Colorado, New Mexico & Arizona.
You can even drive there. - MacSuxWindozSux, on 01/31/2008, -0/+1Thats something like when a star collapses and doesn't explode or turn into a black hole... it becomes a dark sphere.
All the atoms are so close together the Protons and electrons separate, and the whole thing acts as one big ball of matter.
Like a single particle the size of the earth. - Kumah, on 01/31/2008, -0/+1Have we learned nothing from Half-Life 2?!
- leerayIG88, on 01/31/2008, -0/+1Just let me put on my parachute pants.
- Veritate, on 01/31/2008, -0/+1It would kind of suck to be pulled into a parallel universe, to find the only change was the President's name was "Bushe".
- DeathGod321, on 02/03/2008, -0/+1We'll call them Fargates.
- Philbert, on 01/31/2008, -0/+1"There is the theory of the moebius... a twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a loop."
"When we reach that point, whatever happened will happen again"
"When we reach that point, whatever happened will happen again" - smackhero, on 01/31/2008, -0/+1swim should go back to bluelight where he belongs.
- Stupidumb, on 01/31/2008, -1/+2Yes, imeddy, I agree with your comment. Science should only be about stuff we already know and has been proven. Scientists can't just go around proposing ideas, otherwise we might learn something new. We can't have that now, can we, imeddy?
- estacado, on 01/31/2008, -0/+1It's dust dammit!
- OneBagel, on 01/31/2008, -0/+1i just need to play some half life 2 (as stated above) then this will all make sense to me again. i hope
- lamprey187, on 02/01/2008, -0/+1v--ger
- axox, on 02/01/2008, -0/+1I already have hundreds of worm holes in my yard...
(attempts to dodge tomatoes) -
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