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- Vindicoth, on 04/17/2008, -5/+67.. haha.. unwelcome discharge..
- serif69, on 04/17/2008, -4/+30Touching yourself could also produce an unwelcome discharge
- pegothejerk, on 04/17/2008, -0/+20The next step is logical: engineer a lot of fine hair on the north pole of the earth, and as the moon passes, the hair will stand on end, and transfer the charge to capacitors at the base. hook these up to the grid - voila! free power.
- _skin_, on 04/17/2008, -3/+20Discharge is a horrible word.
- Rudzz34, on 04/17/2008, -0/+16" ' The moon enters the magnetotail three days before it is full and takes about six days to cross and exit on the other side.'
It is during those six days that strange things can happen. "
maybe this is why weird stuff happens when theres a full moon - lpmiller, on 04/17/2008, -4/+18Taste our mighty discharge, Mooninites!
- frostbyt, on 04/17/2008, -2/+14"Touching another astronaut - could produce an unwelcome discharge."
Sounds like the clap. - LogicBomB, on 04/17/2008, -1/+12You're doing it wrong.
- BoneheadFarker, on 04/17/2008, -0/+10I'm more concerned with the "once a month for 6 days" part itself...it explains a *LOT* of things...like the meaning of "lunatic"...
- notoneofus, on 04/17/2008, -1/+11What's unwelcome about it?
- MacEnvy, on 04/17/2008, -1/+10Unwelcome? I thought that was generally the point of touching yourself.
- orangefly, on 04/17/2008, -2/+10that's how the moon got there....god rubbed it on his head and stuck it in orbit....
- Tableboy, on 04/17/2008, -0/+7Can we use this charge to power things we put on the moon?
- noahhoward, on 04/17/2008, -0/+4Before I waste my time I have a simple question. Are you interested in being told why astronauts can survive space or are you already convinced you're right?
- MacEnvy, on 04/17/2008, -0/+3Yeah, that looks totally legit.
- chanop, on 04/17/2008, -4/+7They got an unwanted electrical discharge from the studio lights
- tomz17, on 04/17/2008, -0/+2no, rtfa
- itsmattgw, on 04/17/2008, -1/+3so basically be careful when touching someone on the "moon" as they might "discharge" their "excess load".
- Ruger11mcrdpi, on 04/17/2008, -0/+2You live on the moon?
- norcalscan, on 04/17/2008, -0/+2Don't taze me 'naut!
- fr0ng, on 04/17/2008, -0/+2Only on weekends...and sometimes Mondays if I'm too lazy to make the trip back to Earth on Sunday night.
- korashime2001, on 04/17/2008, -0/+2Thanks for taking me back to 7th Grade science class.
- FortyCaliber, on 04/17/2008, -2/+4Unwelcome discharge is what you get
Walking on the moon
It's the Magnetotail I'll bet
Walking on the moon
The solar wind is what starts it
Walking on the moon
In the module is where I'll sit
not walking
not walking, on the moon
Don't touch me
Your Discharge is unwelcome here
They say
Why don't you go sit
over there
Today
The Van Allen Belt's not here
They say
We may as well stay - redwoodtree, on 04/17/2008, -0/+2has an astronaut been on the moon during a full moon?
- jcaino, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1"The plasma sheet is about 10 times hotter than the solar wind and that gives it more "punch" when it comes to altering the charge balance of the moon's surface. Two million degree electrons in the plasma sheet race around like crazy and many of them hit the moon's surface. Solar wind electrons are relatively cool at only 140 thousand degrees, and fewer of them zip all the way down to the shadowed surface of the moon's nightside."
No wonder these guys get confused - they never specify which unit of measurement they're using..K? C? F? - KargeOfTylenol, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1he meant "well-cum".
- frostbyt, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1at a glance...perhaps, but lets look a little deeper shall we. If you had unwelcome discharge than anything prior to the discharge was welcome. Therefor not rape. Only the discharge was unwelcome, you see.
- themastersb, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1Isn't that also called rape?
- Fokma, on 04/17/2008, -1/+2Seeing all those energy blasts going around earth kinda reminded me of dragonball Z.
- AgentMull, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1The Gorgotron has destroyed our armies and villages and people and all of our pets and he has layed waste to all of our..craps.
- jbmcb, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1That's a common misconception. There is no spike of emergency room activity that coincides with lunar cycles. It's observation bias.
- noahhoward, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1It could also cause death, they did it anyway.
- webcrumb, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1A difference of 2.73x10^2 doesn't really matter when we're discussing temperatures in the order of 1.4x10^5
- nezroy, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1No, that phenomenon is already explained.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orbit_of_the_Moon#Tid ... - HonestAbe, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1The moon also has an atmosphere of dust particles that levitate, being repelled from each other due to the photoelectric effect. Energy from the sun causes them to be in constant motion, like fountains.
- webcrumb, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1Beard...?
- 3leggedHorse, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1 So a star ship would also need some kind of magnetic field to protect it as well.
- inactive, on 04/17/2008, -0/+1Like on earth, pulling a finger of another human being "- could produce an unwelcome discharge."
- 3leggedHorse, on 04/17/2008, -1/+1Walking on the moon could cause unwanted cancerous growths.
- reignbow, on 04/17/2008, -0/+0Definitely not F, since they're scientists. K or C doesn't really matter here, but since they say "degrees", I'd guess Celsius.
- SamanthaUK, on 04/18/2008, -0/+0Waaa it is real Earth’s Magnetic Field Causes Strange Happenings on Moon Yes
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Http://easy-2.com/loseweight - noahhoward, on 04/17/2008, -1/+1Does this also explain why the moon spirals in orbit and is gradually moving away from earth.
- Tzunamii7, on 05/16/2008, -0/+0That they refer to Plasma should point to the electrical nature of the phenomene.
- LogicBomB, on 04/17/2008, -3/+2Not as bad as Moist. Imagine if it were a moist discharge...
- dungar, on 04/17/2008, -2/+1imagine what it feels like to be in a Hollywood studio trying to pretend like you're on the moon. http://www.moonhoax.com/Video/Buzz%20Aldrin.mpg
- etx313, on 04/17/2008, -2/+1Dugg for unwelcome discharge.
- Locke23, on 04/17/2008, -4/+2we're all dead.
- inactive, on 04/17/2008, -5/+3They’d rather we refer to them as Moonies.
- ePuck, on 04/17/2008, -6/+1Van Allen belts protect us from very harmful radiation. You can see the huge warp of the magnetic fields caused by the sun. Did we really send humans outside of the belt to land on the moon? haha. what do you think!
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