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- RealmDown, on 06/12/2009, -0/+95I'll bet it accidentally goes off course and hits North Korea.
- BrandonJM, on 06/11/2009, -0/+82No word yet on whether or not Aerosmith or Bruce Willis will be present at the time of arrival.
- badwithcomputer, on 06/11/2009, -1/+66appropriate user submitted this story
- Chooxo, on 06/12/2009, -0/+47"Oh, hi, world! BTW, we're gonna be colliding a asteroid probe with Earth, I hope that's cool. Also, we drank the last of your milk - didn't think you'd mind."
-Japanese scientists - DouglasQ, on 06/12/2009, -0/+38They should've named it Godzilla. They missed a golden opportunity to point to the sky and shout that in horror for real.
- windsorlad111, on 06/11/2009, -1/+27our 'home' planet? what about our summer planet?
- sonofabiscuit, on 06/12/2009, -1/+21"Japanese scientists have announced."
Thanks for telling us AFTER you launched the probe! - rheaume, on 06/12/2009, -13/+29May I recommend the National Republican Convention as a landing spot?
- zyklon, on 06/12/2009, -0/+13The icon is oddly appropriate too.
- sageerrant, on 06/12/2009, -0/+12I know that was a joke, but I really, really want this to happen. Especially as an accident.
Sorry, North Korea. - fudsak, on 06/12/2009, -0/+11I think we should give Steve Buscemi a shot this time. He's a little nuts but what the hell.
- kimonokiller, on 06/11/2009, -0/+11Stop spying on me Japan!!!
- Zoids, on 06/12/2009, -0/+10Other planets don't have ground-based asteroid tracking stations. Strangely enough, Earth is the only one with them, so it kinda makes sense to crash it into the ocean here.
- itsthehumidity, on 06/12/2009, -1/+11Aim it at that 14 year old kid whose hand got hit with the meteor.
Let's see how well he takes a probe! - josephbloseph, on 06/12/2009, -1/+11Or anti-whaling activists
- CivicTV, on 08/14/2009, -0/+9Bruce Willis to wardrobe . . .
- damack, on 06/12/2009, -0/+9lol.
The funny thing is it says "our home planet" like we have another planet. - asgardshill, on 06/12/2009, -1/+9It's the size of Texas.
- yayabean32, on 06/12/2009, -0/+8Maybe it's just a giant ball of garbage from Old New York.
- WordsnCollision, on 06/12/2009, -0/+7It's not a satellite and it's not orbit - the Hayabusa space probe returning from a mission to the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter.
- inactive, on 06/12/2009, -0/+7So is it going to "collide" with us or actually collide with us?
- WELLDOITLIVE, on 06/12/2009, -0/+6Liar, Omicrons would never allow a human to inhabit their planet.
- bubgz, on 06/12/2009, -0/+6Get Ben Affleck out of storage and tell Liv Tyler to unbutton her blouse a little. This ***** is serious.
- drex8, on 06/12/2009, -0/+6What do dogs with rainbow fros signify? http://digg.com/users/WordsnCollision/gallery/
- PhantomRogue, on 06/12/2009, -0/+6Not for nothing, but Ryu Hayabusa (name of Probe) is from Ninja Gaiden, not Street Fighter.
- inactive, on 06/12/2009, -1/+7yeah "off" course ;)
- zyklon, on 06/12/2009, -0/+6The apocalypse.
- AndrewDB, on 06/12/2009, -0/+6Damn it, why doesn't anyone seem to understand the nuttyness is what will save us in the end?
- itsthehumidity, on 06/12/2009, -0/+6I do feel this is a spam! I'm glad someone is finally doing something about this.
- dijkstra22, on 06/12/2009, -0/+5Totally unrelated, but Steve Buscemi seems like a pretty cool guy.
- pegothejerk, on 06/12/2009, -0/+5turning it into a shotgun blast instead of a bullet is not a good idea.
- cloudberries, on 06/12/2009, -0/+5Don't worry, the collision is going to be safely contained within quotation marks
- scarth, on 06/12/2009, -0/+5he'll be fine now that he has special meteor powers. his scar glows when evil is near and he can control magnetic fields.
- inkubusfan, on 06/12/2009, -0/+5sounds like a bad idea....
- inactive, on 06/12/2009, -2/+6Lolz
- DouglasQ, on 06/12/2009, -0/+4iie
- hymneforthedead, on 06/12/2009, -1/+5no my beach house on sector 7! I JUST REMODELED!
- AndrewDB, on 06/12/2009, -1/+5You're very bold to suggest still will be a Republican National Convention in June 2010 Reheaume.
- Jsmuli2, on 06/12/2009, -1/+5Omicron Persei 8 will be dandy that year! I have a timeshare there!
- getoffmybridge, on 06/12/2009, -0/+4"This is insane....he's got space dementia."
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www.totallynotascam.org/paypal/givememoney/please - andyb747, on 06/12/2009, -0/+3The U.S. should blow this spacecraft into pieces before it enters our hemisphere.... you know... to simulate how we would react if it were a real asteroid.
- Shwaavay, on 06/12/2009, -2/+5*Vacation planet would make more sense
- zebrahead110, on 06/12/2009, -0/+3epic.
- berynice, on 06/12/2009, -0/+3Now if it only could find that undisclosed place where even google earth can't spot...
- JammoBlammo, on 06/12/2009, -0/+3Your fuzzy bunny glove.
- AndrewDB, on 06/12/2009, -0/+3Oooo the the irony here is so delicious.
- cloudberries, on 06/12/2009, -0/+3I don't think it would actually be possible to land Bruce Willis and his Space Marines on the thing.
- eShinn, on 06/12/2009, -1/+4Is that a commit I see from my window? You betcha! *wink*
- lornefs, on 06/12/2009, -1/+4Fox News studios!
Mr. Hannity, look up. -
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