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To the women who work in my office... I hate you

craigslist.org — This is a very funny rant on craigslist - it made the "best of" page. My favorite: "To the Fat woman who works in suite 19- I don’t know exactly what you do for this company, but I know far too much about your personal life. When you talk to your boyfriend on company time, please refrain from telling him it felt so good when he slipped his..."

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  • Dested, on 10/12/2007, -4/+205"Yeah. Im that big."
  • john2kx, on 10/12/2007, -8/+155"Pretty girl who is head of the writing department"

    Anyone else find it sort of odd that he asked her what the circumference of the earth is? I mean, what possible conversation could have led to him asking her that question?
  • converge, on 10/12/2007, -8/+152you find these people in all offices.
  • covertbadger, on 10/12/2007, -13/+141It would be a bit odd if he bitched about men in a post titled "To the women who work in my office". Dumbass.
  • rjpaez, on 11/06/2007, -26/+153That's awesome
  • davidleeroth, on 10/12/2007, -11/+129Stop talking like the woman with the bright blond weave!
  • SelfAbortion, on 10/12/2007, -2/+112Perhaps he was spoofing this Far Side comic:
    http://www.pen.k12.va.us/Div/Winchester/jhhs/math/humor/comics/geometry/earth.jpg
  • chris9902, on 10/12/2007, -5/+109"what do you think is bigger, my ego or the circumference of the earth?"
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+102Try being a mechanical engineer, it's like working in a pussy desert.
  • oriondr, on 10/12/2007, -4/+101"Hot girl that works in sales- When you wear that brown skirt with the white flower on the bottom and you sit down, we can all see that you don’t wear panties."

    What the hell is this douchebag complaining about?
  • rockforever, on 10/12/2007, -3/+96Use your imagination
  • Drull, on 10/12/2007, -4/+96Where is this long hot show playing, and how do I get tickets?!
  • darkened, on 10/12/2007, -7/+95My morning was rather abysmal before reading this. This made me laugh so hard it turned my day around.
  • hbweb500, on 10/12/2007, -11/+97@markthewiz
    "The correct word here is "think." He shouldn't critique others grammar if he can't notice his spelling mistakes."

    Dude, typo != grammar problem. Believe it or not, humans can make mistakes when typing hundreds of words. The woman he criticized wasn't accidentally talking the way she was.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -8/+94You are getting dugg down for adding no additional information.

    If your comment was acceptable, at the time I wrote this there would be over 1100 comments that would read, "Hilarious!".

    That would make the comment section in digg suck balls. So that is why you've been dugg down.
  • purplegrog, on 10/12/2007, -22/+102to anyone who clicked read comments before clicking the link:

    NSFW language
  • yeffetn, on 10/12/2007, -8/+74Why this is in technology?
  • mrfreeziexp, on 10/12/2007, -13/+66I know what he's talking about with the mexican girl and too much make up. I know someone that does that, including the drawn on eyebrows, and it looks so stupid! and it bothers me to no end.
  • jer2eydevil88, on 10/12/2007, -7/+59He had to be drunk
  • rYno, on 10/12/2007, -5/+48hahaha that's great... how many people have wanted to write something like this about where they work... kudos man
  • dealsdealer, on 10/12/2007, -2/+45@optimuscrime

    try workin' as a programmer........ desert with a "mirage" outside the building ....
  • Klarth, on 10/12/2007, -8/+51You're bitching about someone making harsh criticisms of his peers because, by your reasoning, you have to be perfect to be pissed off with anything...

    Are *you* perfect, dante2010? No? Then stfu.
  • aaronm67, on 10/12/2007, -3/+44@purplegrog

    I feel sorry for the poor soul who is at work on a Sunday afternoon.
  • lifewithout, on 10/12/2007, -1/+40I don't know either but I can imagine a post elsewhere on craiglist that reads, "...and that creepy guy in tech who always has too much time on his hands, I mean who the hell needs to know what the circumference of the earth is!".
  • bigtomrodney, on 10/12/2007, -1/+39No I'm pretty sure that link worked, there was something to read there and it matched the description in the article. It was pretty funny. Fake what?
  • tbyler, on 10/12/2007, -1/+36That's just it, I don't think he was complaining.
  • noahhoward, on 10/12/2007, -2/+33NO, personal accountability is not always the name of the game. Lets say you work in a small office and bust your ass to get your job done to the best of your ability but the company fails because your ditz receptionist kept pissing off customers or making them feel uneasy about your group.
  • RobotKing, on 10/12/2007, -2/+29I wish I had a job.
  • harriman714, on 10/12/2007, -2/+28anyone notice how everyone who posts a rant on craig's list is filled with hatred and is basically miserable

    People need to learn to relax and laugh at stuff like this instead of getting so frustrated.
  • CanceledCzech, on 10/12/2007, -4/+30I don't know, but I have to agree; a pretty girl who knows the circumference of the Earth is pretty damn hot.

    Oh, and:
    "35 year old secretary- You have a 20 year old son, and a 15 year old son... yet you dress like you are 16. I would be embarrassed to be your children. Oh and you look really stupid when you wear that plaid school-girl skirt with the white tights and hooker boots. This is an office... not a brothel."

    Eww....
  • Enix2, on 10/12/2007, -9/+32Agreed. But maybe after a while it gets to a point where you can't stand anymore?
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -7/+30Shut up, bitch, and make me some coffee.
  • brundlefly76, on 10/12/2007, -2/+24My first 'real' office job was in a woman-run and mostly woman-staffed office.
    For 7 years I thought working in an office just sucked, but once I left that job I realized it was because of all the women.

    Put too many women in charge of an office and they will insure that they make it a miserable place for everyone especially themselves.
  • adml_shake, on 10/12/2007, -2/+24"you find these people in all offices."

    ***** amen to that. Every person he was talking about I had at least 3 images of people I work with pop into my head.
  • jccstatus, on 10/12/2007, -11/+33Wow this is amazing, I know exactly what this guy is talking about. I swear it makes me feel so stupid to know that i work with people like this, especially that girl doesnt know any grammar. how the hell do they get hired or even more how do they pass the drug test by the way its "BIRTHDAY" not "BURFDAY" or when she says "what you be doing this weekend" well i be not hanging out with you bitch!
  • capiCrimm, on 10/12/2007, -2/+24According to webster it's valid.

    Transitive 1b:
    to be graduated from

    But, either way, language is fluent and belongs to the speakers. If it conveys the points wanted, then it's valid enough. Ambiguity and change are, after all, the beauties of human language, and what keep us from talking like machines.
  • Evil-Dragon, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22"I believe you have my stapler..."
  • weizilla, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21more funny stuff:
    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/
  • sirpwn4g3, on 10/12/2007, -8/+27This is genius, it certainly made my day. Fake or real, it's hilarious. Now prepare because I'm sure there will be endless rants of "why is this here? It's not news!".
  • diabolicglacier, on 10/12/2007, -4/+22@dante2010

    You're probably one of the people guys like this write about.
  • doubleblack, on 10/12/2007, -5/+22Talks about women who freely have sex at Christmas Parties, women who dress slutty, "hot chicks" who wear no panties, and someone having phone sex in the office...and you are COMPLAINING?!?

    I'll have to check Monster for a job at this place...
  • MrSparky, on 10/12/2007, -0/+16He could just pay the 35-year-old secretary.
  • Eccles, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17I dunno, I wish I had the hot girl with the brown skirt at my office...
  • delta013, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15"Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays". LOL

    Poor guy.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15“he in a meetin’ right now”

    Classic.
  • deedas, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15What, no pics of the hot girl in sales?! No digg!

    j/k
  • supaflystud, on 10/12/2007, -18/+31Personal accountability is the name of the game, and this guy should quit worrying about others.
  • dodoporridge, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12She works in sales. I think she goes pantiless on purpose.

    ...But does she go pantiless on a porpoise?
  • NsinU8, on 10/12/2007, -2/+14Sounds like a bunch of sluts work there. Makes me want to get a real job.
  • Urusai, on 10/12/2007, -0/+12Damn, I'm going to have to rethink that boat trip to China now. The Spanish crown won't like this.
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