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- scrubadub, on 10/12/2007, -11/+246Hello Peter, what's happening? Listen, are you gonna have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?
(is this good for the company button / office space) - enkoopa, on 10/12/2007, -4/+189PC load letter? What the ***** does that mean?!
- LunchMoney, on 10/12/2007, -6/+116The address bar and associated buttons don't line up right in firefox. You still get a digg tho
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+105And, remember, Friday is, uh, Hawaiian shirt day...So if you want you can wear, uh, a Hawaiian shirt and jeans....
- alwaysmc2, on 10/12/2007, -13/+108I LOVE YOU!!!
- cremate, on 10/12/2007, -4/+91Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of ***** out the window.
Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed. - Greenspin, on 10/12/2007, -4/+86You know what I'd do with a million dude? Two chicks at the same time.
- docillenstein, on 10/12/2007, -3/+78Man. It ain't perfect, but it's a brilliant idea. It's more about the humor than the final product anyway.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+76Bob: "Peter, we've noticed you've been missing a lot of work lately"
Peter: "Well Bob, I wouldn't say I've been *missing* it." - DarthTurducken, on 10/12/2007, -4/+77Mr. Nagan... Naggana.......well, Not gonna work here anymore!
- MOJIRA, on 05/17/2008, -0/+57Employers should realize that by facing monitors outward in a big brother way we'll just waste more time and effort on figuring out ways around it than if we were to just openly do what we were trying to then getting back to work.
I had an LCD at work and a crappy CRT that I just left off and used the reflection to see who's behind me. Mind you, this was a small business and my boss was actually really cool about this stuff. Used to tell us that there's no way you can work ALL day so take small breaks and goof off. The rubber frisbee was popular. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -1/+51Haha this is a brilliant idea. How come you can't maximize it?
- Homunculiheaded, on 10/12/2007, -5/+54I find Ghostzilla to do the same thing only much better as it will run in any app you have. http://www.ghostzilla.com/
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -7/+53Excuse me, but I believe you have my stapler...
- longboarder543, on 10/12/2007, -3/+44Here's another really good option:
www.ghostzilla.com - tylerman, on 10/12/2007, -3/+44http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-358699349856813599&q=office+super+friends
simply awesome!!!
had to keep office space going :P - rasko, on 10/12/2007, -3/+43it's only for his boss away over the other side of the office...
I like it.... - Daisuke, on 10/12/2007, -0/+37"Dianetics changed my life."
Hahaha, wow. I like this guys sense of humor already.
... well, I'm hoping that's a sense of humor :P - gizmo490, on 10/12/2007, -3/+39Server Error in '/' Application.
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That is awesome, it looks just like im doing my job fixing bugs in the company web site... - xXShadowstormXx, on 10/12/2007, -8/+43Yeah. It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports _before_ they go out now... so if you could just remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. Alrighty!
- LunchMoney, on 10/12/2007, -5/+38It also tiles in IE7 fyi
- DisembarkedOne, on 10/12/2007, -12/+43*****!
YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!
DIGG++++++++++++ - noGoodNamesLeft, on 10/12/2007, -2/+32Norbiu, I want to see you in my office *NOW*!
- Pattyo13, on 05/14/2009, -2/+30perhaps even a visual studio version
- alecks, on 10/12/2007, -0/+28You can do this in outlook anyway.
Create a folder under your inbox, right click - properties, click homepage tab and enter a URL... - wired4u, on 10/12/2007, -1/+28I just use lynx to look at text based web pages at work. If you are working in a shell it always looks like you are doing something important.
- SolidStiles, on 10/12/2007, -2/+29"Corporate Accounts Payable this is Nina speaking! JUST a MOment!"
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+30You know the tray at the 7/11, it's like that but instead of taking a penny we are taking a fraction of a penny and doing it several thousand times a day.
--So you're telling me that you're taking money that's not yours? And you're going to make a lot of money from it? Now how isn't this stealing??? - mamluk, on 10/12/2007, -4/+30Hey Office Drone! I am sorry to hear you lost your sense of humour. Why don't you do something useful aside from posting pedantic comments on digg?
How about you start working on the pile of TPS reports on my desk. And oh, I am going to need you to come this Saturday so we can catch up to the insane project deadline I promised my boss we would meet. But that sort of thing should excite you, shouldn't it! - VTStevenVT, on 10/12/2007, -2/+26You should check out the stealth switch:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/security/76ed/
Hide everything quickly with just a tap of your foot under your desk. - norbiu, on 10/12/2007, -2/+26Now let's hope your boss doesn't use digg.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -7/+30Hey Peter, watch out for the cornhole
- kenplaysviola, on 10/12/2007, -1/+24Ghostzilla sounds cool, but unfortunately not everyone has administrative rights to install software on their computer. This site that is mentioned is web based so no need to install anything on the computer. :)
- Create, on 10/12/2007, -3/+26Brilliant!
- avatarpalin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+22I love this!! Bring on version 2. the powerpoint presentation!!
- BlackToothX, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21Showed this to an intern at work. He ran it for at least 10 minutes in front of his boss and his boss never caught on!
+digg :) - BadAssBG, on 10/12/2007, -3/+24Peter: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?
Peter: Yeah.
Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up. - nofxjunkee, on 10/12/2007, -0/+21Most people have no clue about virtual desktops. One keystroke and suddenly there's work on your desktop again, with Digg nicely hidden.
- bobbagum, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20What you do is take a screenshot of your SFW desktop, and set that as your wallpaper, so that when you hit minimise all, you will have something resembling work.
- Matt88, on 10/12/2007, -11/+30Nazi
- sawx30, on 10/12/2007, -2/+21Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.
- thegreatsam, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19It's too bad we still use Office 97 here at work. =(
- imbatman05, on 10/12/2007, -1/+20Brilliant!
Make a SQL Enterprise Manager version! ;) - nullxposur, on 10/12/2007, -5/+23now, if only you could convert pr0n to moving ascii art ;-)
definitely digging this! =D - norbiu, on 10/12/2007, -3/+20Isn't that what work is all about? Trying to do LESS and getting paid the same?
- moshazu, on 10/12/2007, -2/+18I tell you what. Most stuff on digg I never comment on, but this one had me laughing my ass off. You, sir, are a saint. I love being around smart people!!
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15Good work! Love the idea. Just need to extend it to a few more apps now and cover lots of bases :)
- PrayerNeeder, on 10/12/2007, -4/+19Bob Porter: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him, but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.
Bob Slydell: So we just went a ahead and fixed the glitch.
Bill Lumbergh: Great.
Dom Portwood: So um, Milton has been let go?
Bob Slydell: Well just a second there, professor. We uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it will just work itself out naturally.
Bob Porter: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem solved from your end. - t3hX, on 10/12/2007, -1/+15On the other hand, if you're the admin, and wrote the AUP... :P
Nah, I don't do that. - CeeJayDK, on 10/12/2007, -2/+16As an ascii-artist I thought I'd warn against that.
It's much easier to make out what the ascii-art depicts from afar .. thus its should be easy for your boss to tell that your are watching porn (albeit in a weird format) -
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