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- GawtMilk, on 10/12/2007, -9/+302Doom II + quotes from chick flicks + sex jokes + annoying wife cliches = fun for all ages.
Dugg. - Ahnteis, on 10/12/2007, -3/+147cinnix,
did you really just post a .png of a webpage as a method of mirroring it?!
/me waits for the file to download to see if he really did.
Holy schnot you did! 816.93 KB file. - uptown, on 10/12/2007, -4/+125I dated your ex ... I must've had God mode on though ... cause all she kept screaming was "oh my god ... oh my god".
- monkeyhero, on 10/12/2007, -2/+112Pretty, sane, available. Pick two.
- trghpy, on 10/12/2007, -6/+107"There are plenty of nice, moderately sane girls out there who I could have dated"
So true, too bad they're only 1 in 100. - Lord_oftheTrons, on 10/12/2007, -2/+95IDDQD/IDKFA oh my that brought back memories.
- jads, on 10/12/2007, -1/+91Quick, before you hear the pitter patter of expansion packs...
- jessdub99, on 10/12/2007, -7/+90Heh, Nightmare mode is only the beginning my friend. Stay single.
- Asianwaste, on 10/12/2007, -3/+86IDDQD = God mode
IDKFA = If I remember correctly it was weapons and ammo code
He should have used IDCLIP to move through barriers. He would've gotten past her sooner. - bakagaigin, on 10/12/2007, -3/+69Dugg for the cacodemon gossip.
- ericthegreat, on 10/12/2007, -11/+74Dude had a Bjork poster. He deserves what he gets.
- Flashman, on 10/12/2007, -3/+63You're telling Digg users to stay single? Preaching to the converted, father.
- AntBing, on 10/12/2007, -1/+58uh-oh, I'm getting married this Saturday. Maybe there is still time to book a flight to Iraq.
- SultanTravi, on 10/12/2007, -9/+58WHAT A WHORE
http://mingle2.com/img/posts/upload/doom2_gf/cacodemon.jpg
LOLS OH 4 SURE - adeadwaffle, on 10/12/2007, -4/+52Many people have mirrors.. http://buy.ebay.com/mirror
- JaybeasCorpus, on 10/12/2007, -1/+46The caption under the picture of the arch-vile:
"It was your turn to take out the garbage! I will never let this issue die! I will bring it to life again and again"
Wow, I've never thought of comparing that crazy girlfriend tactic to an arch-vile, but man, it works. Good job.
Oh, and the site's not completely down...it's just really slow. - McTendo, on 10/12/2007, -11/+55Like your penis?
- Fordi, on 10/12/2007, -1/+42Though...
"Specifically, I think we're better off as friends who live at least three states apart."
Wonderful quote. - Supertrout, on 10/12/2007, -3/+41Getting married? Get a jar for your nuts.
- duke_nate, on 10/12/2007, -5/+43+1 digg for the use of "Bat-*****-crazy" :-)
- VinceNoir, on 10/12/2007, -2/+38That was so unfunny. Don't get me wrong, I've dated a psychobitch or three, so I know there's warped women out there. I also acknowledge that most guys don't have a hell of a lot to offer these days either. So it's really a 50/50 split. But all the stereotypes that persist on both sides tend to be more self-sabotage than real issues.
I had a friend who always complained that his girlfriends wanted affection even when they weren't having sex whereas he just wanted to play his latest video games until his need to unload a wad of spunk in her hit again. Well... I'd say the problem was more him than her. The main reason you get into a relationship is for the positive strokes the partners give each other. If you aren't capable of participating in that, then I think you have issues to work out. - sam991, on 10/12/2007, -1/+37Marriage.
- r337ard, on 10/12/2007, -1/+36@quiksliver:
It's just not the same without the images. - TheGreyArea, on 10/12/2007, -1/+34Bad ideas ftw.
- rasterbator, on 10/12/2007, -1/+34I married her.
- techwrekfix, on 10/12/2007, -4/+35If my life stands for one thing It is a warning to others, Never get married. My ex-wife is like this chick only worst. While we were dating everything was great. Then we got married and she stopped taking her medication. You see my ex-wife is the bipolar bitch from the ninth level of hell. Her family failed to tell me when we got married that she suffered from mental issues that require her to be on medication the rest of her unholy life. I realize that there are people who live with this disorder and are normal functioning members of society. She quite taking her meds because her didn't like the way they made her feel. That and she likes to get drunk and start fights. The long story short is we're divorced, she burned my stuff, and I pay her child support for her hell spawn I'm not sure are mine. Marriage should be outlawed. If your thinking about getting married don't but if you must make sure that he or she is mentally stable first.
- ChuckIT, on 10/12/2007, -1/+31hahaha im going through the same thing right now . .. im sending this over to her so she understands
- mwosh, on 10/12/2007, -2/+32Hmmmm... Should I be concerned that this is describing my life? Its Uncanny.
- caliyankee, on 10/12/2007, -1/+30I went with Pretty and Sane. Once the hubby found out, she quickly became Available too. Yes I know I'm lucky, and yes I know I'll be burning in hell. See you in the VIP room.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -5/+34I dunno, I've got that pic as the background to my computer, and I don't possess even one mp3 of her music. There are...other reasons...one might enjoy that particular poster.
His link: http://hometown.aol.com/ld5k/images/bjork-leaf.jpg - IronKurton, on 10/12/2007, -2/+28IDCLIP?? Please people! It's IDSPISPOPD
- ConceptJunkie, on 10/12/2007, -5/+27Speak for yourself... I'm married 14 years, and don't regret a minute of it.
Fortunately, she's a nerd too, just not a computer nerd, but a Civil War nerd with a masters in library science. We understand each other because we both have relatively obscure interests, read a lot and value learning.
Plus she's a hottie. There's hope guys, just learn to be decent. - battleroyalex, on 10/12/2007, -3/+25The description alone made me laugh, dugg
- gcnaddict, on 10/12/2007, -1/+22"IDDQD/IDKFA oh my that brought back memories."
You couldn't use those on nightmare mode. In fact, I'm sure that no cheats were allowed at all on nightmare mode.
Anyway, Smashing Pumpkins Into Small Piles Of Putrid Debris for the win. (Doom players get it.) - Supertrout, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21@silverchrysalis
3 words
learn to count - GraceMolloy, on 10/12/2007, -5/+25Oh how well timed this is. Just finished ignoring a call from my insane ex-spouse ... may they roast in hell ...
- UrbanVoyeur, on 10/12/2007, -2/+22But she was hot, right?
- Tebixan, on 10/12/2007, -1/+21"babe, our relationship is like the PS3. A few years ago it was all I could think about, but it costs way more than I anticipated, none of my friends want to have anything to do with it, and there's just not as much fun to be had as I had hoped.
- seattle98104, on 10/12/2007, -2/+21Add to that that anyone who willing dates a girl who he knows is set on Nightmare level, is himself bat-***** insane... or just wants the sex with a hot bod.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+22mixing misogyny and gaming always ends up on the front page.
- techwrekfix, on 10/12/2007, -1/+19I'm not sour on marriage. In fact I'm now married again. I just feel that before anyone gets married they really need to know what their getting into. The sex maybe great but if you fear for your life is it really worth it. Before I got married this time I asked a lot of questions.
- Wonkanobi, on 10/12/2007, -1/+18The title of this post may actually be the best EVER.
(Which only goes to prove my point that any post with "EVER" in the title uses it as a totally unwarranted descriptor) - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+20"When you asked me if I thought your best friend was attractive how was I suppose to know “Hell yeah she's hot!” was the WRONG answer?"
it are dumbest mans in universe - piznut, on 10/12/2007, -3/+19It's not rocket science although a lot of the most 'intelligent' people I know can't seem to understand how bloody simple relationships are.
There are certain types of women; The kind of women who only date 'nice guys'. The can smell your insecurity like a hound. They know very well the limits of how they can treat you. Turn this ***** around on them, make a stand. They will fall in line or they will leave. Either way, you win. Or you could just be a man and kick her to the curb. I guess the bottom line is this; If something that you are doing is making you unhappy, stop doing it. - crawf061, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17@ConceptJunkie
pics or it didn't happen - Sakumi, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17God so true. What's sad is the DOOM bits made it even easier to relate :(
- VinceNoir, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17Sorry to hear about your train wreck. It sounds like you have some major extenuating circumstances. However, as soured as you may be on the concept of marriage, I would say that you should let each person make up their own mind on it. Marriage in itself isn't bad if both people are rational and willing to work things out and above all willing to break with convention. In your case, it certainly sounds like you may have gotten screwed in a way you couldn't avoid. I can't say much about it because I don't know what happened. But, please don't go around disparaging marriage because it didn't work for you.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -2/+16If only BFG-9000s were legal in my state. :(
- molecool, on 10/12/2007, -1/+14But I bet the sex was GREAT! ;-)
- trevbork, on 10/12/2007, -2/+15Digg up for title alone. :)
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