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laptoplogic.com — There's so many things to do online, things that you can never, ever do in the real world. Below are thirty-three absolute time-wasters, things that will eat up your time and spit it out like carnivorous animals on a vegetation-only planet.

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  • popzero, on 06/01/2009, -1/+30I notice that this list is all on one page. Very efficient.
  • iamsmarticus, on 06/01/2009, -0/+14http://rorr.im/digg.com/software/33_anti_efficienc ...
  • Raptor007, on 06/01/2009, -0/+734. Digg.com
  • tweedius, on 06/01/2009, -0/+6Facebook should be number one on this list. I've stopped using it and save myself at least an hour a day.
  • HamstaMan, on 06/01/2009, -1/+7Please be on one page please be on one page..... YES
  • frontaxle, on 06/01/2009, -1/+6Burger King Chicken makes me feel dirty inside
  • djones6, on 06/01/2009, -2/+6An internal server error has occured when trying to display the error page (server-error). Please try again later.

    Fail.
  • AmazingSteve, on 06/01/2009, -0/+4Is the blank white screen suppose to represent the duality of man or something?
  • Bruceleo, on 06/01/2009, -1/+4My favorite type of efficiency
  • Corsix, on 06/01/2009, -1/+4WoW should be on the list somewhere as an anti-efficiency tool.
  • Quicksdraw, on 06/01/2009, -0/+3I guess waiting for the site to load is number 1.
  • kbillar, on 06/01/2009, -0/+2:-)
  • djones6, on 06/01/2009, -2/+4ʇxǝʇ dılɟ uɐɔ oɥʍ ǝuo ʎluo ǝɥʇ ʇou ǝɹ,noʎ
  • veriix, on 06/01/2009, -2/+4==buɟʌʞnʇʌzɐʍzʌɯɹzʌʎƃɹʌʌʍǝ1ɹıplʌɟu2ʌʞɟʇʌɥɟzɹʍɥnuɹ10ʌƃ1ɯnxdlɹʍuɟɐslɟʍʍʌʞʌʎdɟqʇɥlʍxb1qɐzʞʌʞɾʞqʍ5ǝzƃd1ɔʍɟzʎxdɟqʍɥxʌxǝɯʍsz0ʎɥdnqʍʇɯʍɹlɟʍ41ɯnoɹxqxɥxʍʍp1qxɔɟʌʎɥuɯsɥƃzɟu2ɔoɾʇʌɥqxqʍlʞbzǝƃqʍxʍnz5ʞɹlzǝzʍʎlpɐznʇɐɹƃqsʌnɯʍʎ1ʌsxɯʌzbxqʍxɯɹɥʌƃpʍɟzʎpɥ2ɐzlɟɔsɾlɐoɥlʌ4ʌʌɯɥplʍɹzlʍɔɥnʇoxʍqʇpʞsʎɯ2ʇɐzlʍxd1ɐɥzɟɐzǝɯɔƃɾɾʌzdɟɯzdɥɔszɟɐɔɹʌʇ0zlɹuuɟzʍɹɟʌɐqɾnsɥƃqʌpʞsʍ1ʞʌ01ɯʌoɥxqluɟɐɥɟɯɔozʌzʍzʞɐʍpxɹnɾ2ʌʍʌ0ʎʍɟpɯʌɹʇɯʎʎlǝʍzʌʇxɹ3ɹlɥlnƃɟʍʎƃɹʌʍʎd0ɐızɟɐɹuɟpʍɟɾʌɥɥ3ɹʍdxʍɹzʌɐoxɯn0ɹʍɯʍʇɯʍxnɟʇɐznʇʍxƃqɹʌussɟ2s10ʍʌʎʌʇʌuɹɟpɥɹƃʍʞzɟʌʌɟʇqz9ǝɔƃɾƃʍo5ƃʌ4lnɯʇʇƃǝʇzʌǝɐzʞʌddɟqxuuʇxɯ2s4pʌʍızǝʌızlʍƃʌƃsʞɾɾʌ1ɯ2ɐxdɥɔʍ1nʌozʞʍ3llɹx9ƃzʍʎʌʌ4p0ʌʎɹɯɹıɥxsxbƃǝʍ0ɯʌ=lɹn&8=ʇunoɔ¿dɥd˙ɹǝɟǝɹ/ɯoɔ˙lɹnǝƃnɥƃuıʞɐǝɹɟ˙ʍʍʍ//:dʇʇɥ
  • Hellahulla, on 06/01/2009, -0/+2To be honest I like the tune more than the video. So I just watch the actual song instead :) Shame it doesn't loop though.
  • asgardshill, on 06/01/2009, -0/+2I couldn't close Leek Spin - it was like my index finger just locked up and wouldn't let me click the left mouse button. Dangerous, that one ...
  • Dested, on 06/01/2009, -0/+2/b/.........
  • kpsfire, on 06/01/2009, -0/+2Pretentious + Hilarious
  • 4degrees, on 06/01/2009, -0/+2I'm surprised twitter didn't show up on the list...
  • Hellahulla, on 06/01/2009, -1/+2Does this work here?



    T҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚o invoke the h҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ive-mind re҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚presenting chaos. Invoking҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ the feeling of ch҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚aos. With out ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚order.҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚ ̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̚̕̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ The Nezperd҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ian hive-mind of chaos. Zalgo. He w҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ho Waits Behind ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚The Wall. ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ̒̓̔̕̚ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚ ͡ ̒̓̔̕̚,

    H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚ IS C̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMI҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘NG > ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉

    H҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘Ȅ̐̑̒̚̕̚ IS C̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚̕̚OMI҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘NG > ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ͡҉҉

    Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚ Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚ Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚
  • dmcaudio, on 06/01/2009, -2/+3dugg for increasing my inefficiency efficiency.
  • djones6, on 06/01/2009, -1/+2Jealousy is such an ugly trait.
  • kpsfire, on 06/01/2009, -0/+1My hobby - doing them all.

    /Randall Munroe
  • dmcaudio, on 06/01/2009, -0/+1papertoilet.com = best. site. ever.
  • johndatserakis, on 06/01/2009, -0/+1I just told it to do a jumping jack and it did it. It's freaking me out.
  • dmcaudio, on 06/01/2009, -2/+3meh, i don't need any help to be inefficient
  • inactive, on 06/01/2009, -0/+1Apparently trying to visit the web server is a big waste of time
  • dmcaudio, on 06/01/2009, -2/+3site down already.
  • fatfreddyscat, on 06/01/2009, -0/+1ʇǝuɐld ʎluo-uoıʇɐʇǝƃǝʌ ɐ uo slɐɯıuɐ snoɹoʌıuɹɐɔ ǝʞıl ʇno ʇı ʇıds puɐ ǝɯıʇ ɹnoʎ dn ʇɐǝ llıʍ ʇɐɥʇ sƃuıɥʇ 'sɹǝʇsɐʍ-ǝɯıʇ ǝʇnlosqɐ ǝǝɹɥʇ-ʎʇɹıɥʇ ǝɹɐ ʍolǝq ˙plɹoʍ lɐǝɹ ǝɥʇ uı op ɹǝʌǝ 'ɹǝʌǝu uɐɔ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ sƃuıɥʇ 'ǝuıluo op oʇ sƃuıɥʇ ʎuɐɯ os s,ǝɹǝɥʇ
  • ray4389, on 06/02/2009, -0/+1...ǝ1ɔıʇɹɐ buoɹʍ ʇıɐʍ ¡ɹǝʌǝ pɔʞx ʇsǝq
  • motionone, on 06/02/2009, -0/+1i told him to do pushups, play peek a boo, throw the black pillow - he did all of it. thoroughly freaked me out.
  • inactive, on 06/01/2009, -0/+1So I unrolled and rerolled the roll searching for divine meaning.

  • SurfingMonkey, on 06/01/2009, -0/+1They forgot Akinator!
  • TVarmy, on 06/02/2009, -0/+1Usually equals zero, or a negative value of lols.
  • SebsWorld, on 06/02/2009, -0/+1ahh.. delete this before everyone else starts wasting their time on these silly websites you have highlighted to the world!
  • elementop, on 06/02/2009, -0/+1How inefficient is that? :D
  • kitsua, on 06/02/2009, -0/+1oh my....the hours wasted....
  • KGtheway2B, on 06/01/2009, -0/+1G***MN TIME VAMPIRES!!!

    http://www.theonion.com/content/video/sony_release ...
  • kitsua, on 06/02/2009, -0/+1I find it no trouble at all to waste all the time in the world with the help of only a few websites.

    Wikipedia - YouTube - Digg - Cracked - æ - /b/

    That's 75% of my entire existence right there, at the mo. Hyperlinks are the killer.


    Oh, and that article needed a good proof read and the list a judicious pruning. Dugg for leakspin though.
  • SalgoodSam, on 06/02/2009, -0/+0Oh yes. perfectly ironically lovely.
  • ElyssaD, on 06/01/2009, -0/+0I can pretty much gurarantee I've got all of them... so can someone please suggest the 33 most efficient tools for twidiots like myself!
  • shooperbtard, on 06/04/2009, -0/+0I think I broke freakinghugeurl.com
    http://imgur.com/NU92t.jpg
  • Leetamus, on 06/01/2009, -0/+0thank you submitter. Just. thank you.
  • inactive, on 06/02/2009, -1/+1mos twere pretty lame
  • carlosabs, on 06/02/2009, -0/+0They forgot to put Twitter in that list
  • dmcaudio, on 06/01/2009, -5/+4congrats, you can quote a 500 error. Go back to 4chan, Captain Obvious.

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