This is the Worst Goalkeeper I've Ever Seen watch!
youtube.com — I've seen pretty bad goalkeepers but this is by far the worst I've ever seen. He looks like he was drunk!
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- dougvfr750, on 05/12/2008, -18/+6Looks like he so afraid of getting decked that he forgot about the ball. Pathetic...
- FapCommander, on 05/12/2008, -4/+2He obviously tried to skills his way past an opponent, ends up skinning himself
- KingWilson, on 05/12/2008, -1/+10Reminds of my dog when I pretend to throw something but really just hide it behind my back.
- Alias12, on 05/12/2008, -0/+8Because the ball was passed back to him by his team mate he isnt allowed by the rules of football to pick it up with his hands, he should have kicked it and looked like he was about to but when the opposing attacker came in he seemingly lost confidence and completely screwed it up.
- praveenmarkandu, on 05/12/2008, -15/+179oh yeah??... i think this goalkeeper is worse than yours:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxm0MPv90yU&NR=1- innocentsinner, on 05/12/2008, -2/+12That's freaking hilarious
- jackalsclaw, on 05/12/2008, -24/+4offsides?
- jeriqo, on 05/12/2008, -2/+26no
- Simonft, on 05/12/2008, -9/+3offside
- foofighter828, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2he was correcting the terminology: the word is offside, not offsides. linebackers can go offsides, strikers go offside.
Keep up.
- foofighter828, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2he was correcting the terminology: the word is offside, not offsides. linebackers can go offsides, strikers go offside.
- Nayson, on 05/12/2008, -1/+32He wasnt offside. The ball wasnt played forwards.
- Husky217, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2Nor was it played by a teammate. The other team can pass you the ball when you're in an offside position, but it's still not offsides.
- Tag89, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1He wasn't offside for a multitude of reasons.
- jordn, on 05/12/2008, -10/+5that one should have been disallowed, the player wasn't even on the pitch!
- HibikiRush, on 05/12/2008, -5/+2Wouldn't that have been challenged? Hmm
- NoQuarter, on 05/12/2008, -1/+5I guessed it would have been a goal against Newcastle. I expected the Liverpool half-way line lob over Harper though.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Oakjyjdwna0 - MrWally, on 05/12/2008, -4/+25I wouldn't say that goalkeeper was stupid, he just didn't notice the player behind him.
Meanwhile, the original goalie was afraid of being hit, and made a dumb mistake.- Light11, on 05/12/2008, -3/+1it looks more like he did the fake kick, tried to kick it backwards a bit so he could get some room to pass it to the player he originally was going to but missed, which then he realised he set up the opposing player.
- Zaetha, on 05/12/2008, -0/+46Goalkeeper Miguel Marín throws the ball inside his own goal.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qfm_ryOTXU - 9bpm9, on 05/13/2008, -3/+1Can't you not be the first player to touch the ball if you were out of bounds?
- fr4gth3w3ak, on 05/13/2008, -1/+1GGNORE
- foofighter828, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1his downfall was too much strut
- Tag89, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1That happens quite often in all fairness, as does the ball rolling over or under the foot.
- IDIGTHEDIGG, on 05/12/2008, -6/+42I give it to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwIaEy5pI8s&feature ...
or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFs1nqErUjY&feature ...- FapCommander, on 05/12/2008, -6/+10http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18QsjFUquD8
watch the fan afterwards- Nayson, on 05/12/2008, -3/+1He got sent to prison for that.
And im sure he had a nice day yesterday as the filthy dirty ***** in blue who he follows got relegated again.
ASTON VILLA! - FapCommander, on 05/12/2008, -1/+14Sorry, wrong link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC7D15uYXOI&feature ...
- terrablebyte, on 05/12/2008, -3/+6I was at that game, and it's one of the best footballing moments of my life.
- Nayson, on 05/13/2008, -2/+4Did you go to the 5-1 this season?
Or the 2-1 last minute winner at the temple of doom?
Enjoy the Championship next season my friend. :)- terrablebyte, on 05/13/2008, -2/+1Oh I did, and we'll be back...
- Duggan360, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1Keeping you on +1
- Nayson, on 05/13/2008, -2/+4Did you go to the 5-1 this season?
- Nayson, on 05/12/2008, -3/+1He got sent to prison for that.
- gKarkanis, on 05/12/2008, -1/+6All these links are great.. But the first Goalkeeper is by far the most mentally challenged!
- Simonft, on 05/12/2008, -5/+3The first one would not be a goal, it has to touch a player on the field first.
- ByteGuerilla, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2It was given as it appeared to hit the underside of the keeper's boot. Whether it actually did or not we can't tell from that footage, but certainly one for the Dubious Goals Panel methinks.
- sagat, on 05/12/2008, -0/+3James, Enkleman, Carson. Anyone see a pattern here? Aston Villa may be the founders of the football league, European Cup winners and a team back on the up but really they have never been able to pick a keeper that wasn't *****. Well not since Nigel Spink.
- AmericanGunner, on 05/12/2008, -0/+11hey we still won the game in your second video :D, its jens lehman of arsenal on our season opener last year....still hilarious, he did end up losing his starting role. this is another great video of him:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ijTcDSSa4uI
AND even better : http://youtube.com/watch?v=1eDxn_mCr_o&feature=rel ...- 1gunners4, on 05/12/2008, -0/+4As a fellow Arsenal fan, I can fervently say "***** Jens Lehman!"
- Shawn4168, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2I wouldn't call that 2nd guy stupid as much as I would call him just plain clumsy.
- FapCommander, on 05/12/2008, -6/+10http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18QsjFUquD8
- DiggLive, on 05/12/2008, -10/+5FAIL!
- fuckedupworld, on 05/12/2008, -8/+2Goalwnd
- JezusGhoti, on 05/12/2008, -3/+122Looks like god dropped his video game controller.
- ilusha55, on 05/12/2008, -3/+1i would say his batteries are dead
- IvanB, on 05/12/2008, -3/+5Wait..what the ***** was he thinking?
- illu45, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1I think (although I could be wrong) that he was trying to backfoot it out of bounds, but didn't kick it hard enough.
- twisterrust, on 05/12/2008, -5/+82In his defense
he was on drugs- arobicha, on 05/12/2008, -2/+2That's a defense?
- Arcesius, on 05/12/2008, -1/+4That should have made him better, though. Shouldn't it?
- lukeev, on 05/13/2008, -0/+3Depends on the drug.
- jackmaht, on 05/12/2008, -7/+1what a *****
- SniperZ, on 05/12/2008, -3/+2what the hell just happened?
- Accolade1, on 05/12/2008, -2/+19Maybe if I do a magic dance, the ball will disappear...
- Rizzen, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1I think I might love you.
- Rizzen, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1I think I might love you.
- SuperTonic, on 05/12/2008, -8/+2you're fired..
- yumlum, on 05/12/2008, -8/+1wtf ? gk
- FapCommander, on 05/12/2008, -7/+34http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyA_MB9l-b4
Lehman, craziest goalkeeper ever- Mononuclear, on 05/12/2008, -1/+28This is something that I hate in many sports. Instead of playing the game it is who can fake they are getting hit/tripped/pushed or whatever better to get a call from the ref. I love when the ref see it for what it is and the person doing the faking ends up losing possesion. I played waterpolo and this one player on another team everytime we played against him would sit and act like he was getting pulled under and drowning every time he had the ball.. While he was putting on the show though we would just grab the ball and swim away. It would always take him about 5 seconds later to figure out that he wasn't going to get the call and no one was even near him anymore.
- Lionhart, on 05/12/2008, -5/+3That's why soccer is garbage these days. Half of the game is spent acting.
- akamurph, on 05/12/2008, -2/+17That's the most annoying thing about soccer/football - all they do is take dives trying to draw a whistle.
- Simonft, on 05/12/2008, -0/+15I love soccer, but did you see italy play in the last world cup? Talk about dives.
- Pinkshisno, on 05/13/2008, -0/+7Poor Australia...that dive cost them a chance of winning the game.
- Simonft, on 05/12/2008, -0/+15I love soccer, but did you see italy play in the last world cup? Talk about dives.
- Supernova36, on 05/12/2008, -1/+10To be honest, I'm fairly sure he is trying to be silly. Almost satirising Drogba's portfolio of dives.
- Tag89, on 05/13/2008, -2/+1No, he was being a *****. This is Jens Lehmann we're talking about.
- hawk0168, on 05/13/2008, -0/+5This is why I watch hockey. If you dive someone will punch you in the face, and BOTH of you will get a penalty for being punched so you sure as hell better fight back.
- Mononuclear, on 05/12/2008, -1/+28This is something that I hate in many sports. Instead of playing the game it is who can fake they are getting hit/tripped/pushed or whatever better to get a call from the ref. I love when the ref see it for what it is and the person doing the faking ends up losing possesion. I played waterpolo and this one player on another team everytime we played against him would sit and act like he was getting pulled under and drowning every time he had the ball.. While he was putting on the show though we would just grab the ball and swim away. It would always take him about 5 seconds later to figure out that he wasn't going to get the call and no one was even near him anymore.
- Cannon49, on 05/12/2008, -4/+5Reminds me of Paul Robinson
- thephysicist, on 05/12/2008, -0/+2I second that, except Paul is probably acutally even *****....
- Tag89, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1It's nothing like Paul Robinson...
- ThickGreenPuke, on 05/12/2008, -25/+5***** THE RIAA!
*Because I didn't know what else to type.- mheisel, on 05/12/2008, -0/+10Commenting is not a requirement.
- JakeyG14, on 05/12/2008, -2/+3It's a privilege.
- ThickGreenPuke, on 05/12/2008, -2/+1with so many stupid comments, I though maybe I am required to post a comment. Thank you for enlightening my brain. but why not ***** the RIAA?
- mheisel, on 05/12/2008, -0/+10Commenting is not a requirement.
- eminiguy, on 05/12/2008, -8/+1Boy, this fellow should be banned from using his legs to handle the ball for the rest of his goalkeeper career if he has left any (career not legs) at all.
- j7own, on 05/12/2008, -16/+5Epic Fail.
- MtheoryX, on 05/12/2008, -1/+5Yes, your comment was chock full of that, indeed.
- j7own, on 05/12/2008, -6/+1Your mom.
- MtheoryX, on 05/12/2008, -1/+5Yes, your comment was chock full of that, indeed.
- halogoggles, on 05/12/2008, -12/+4That seriously cannot be real, meaning the match must have been fixed. Nobody can be that moronic. He did a good job managing to duck out of the way of the shot, too. FIXED.
- dopre, on 05/12/2008, -8/+3His acting is pathetic.
For those who don't know anything about football he can pick the ball in his hands. Why dribble and then run away from the ball?
That is not stupid. He could not have been a goal keeper for a major club and be that moronic.
FIXED terribly!- FapCommander, on 05/12/2008, -0/+7He can't pick up the ball, its a back pass
- radiopayola, on 05/12/2008, -0/+1Don't be ridiculous... Why wouldn't he just miss a normal shot-on-goal by a hair instead of embarrassing himself with this maneuver?
- dopre, on 05/12/2008, -8/+3His acting is pathetic.
- Farmer77, on 05/12/2008, -8/+1He has two left feet.
- xBreakdownx, on 05/12/2008, -4/+47It hurts to read these youtube comments. The only thing worse than "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" is the one that just says "LMAO".
- Scagli3tti, on 05/12/2008, -3/+14The digg comments pain me more :/
- Ymeg, on 05/12/2008, -2/+31LMAO
- PubStomp, on 05/12/2008, -1/+18HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Puffles, on 05/13/2008, -4/+3LOL
- fin01, on 05/13/2008, -4/+2ROFL
- jmpeagle, on 05/13/2008, -3/+4LOLOCAUST
- Ymeg, on 05/12/2008, -2/+31LMAO
- Falsey, on 05/13/2008, -0/+4Quoted from one of the video's posted in the comments for this story:
"even if ice hogay is harder...football (soccer :D ) is still the best sport in the world..no1 cares about american football or ice hogay.."
HOGAY?!?!?
- Scagli3tti, on 05/12/2008, -3/+14The digg comments pain me more :/
- PullingTeeth, on 05/12/2008, -2/+18Dugg for 'most stupid'
- jebzaki, on 05/12/2008, -18/+3EPIC FAIL!
- treyd, on 05/12/2008, -0/+11Would people quit saying overused meme-like phrases on my digg? Intelligent comments used to be the norm on here, but oh how we have fallen...
- floppyparty, on 05/12/2008, -4/+3i has failure.
- JakeyG14, on 05/12/2008, -0/+4CRAPPY GENERIC COMMENT!
- treyd, on 05/12/2008, -0/+11Would people quit saying overused meme-like phrases on my digg? Intelligent comments used to be the norm on here, but oh how we have fallen...
- tzjung, on 05/12/2008, -8/+2I can definitely tell that this is being dug up by our European Diggnation members and friends! Although I am not a very big fan of soccer I still find this movie pretty amusing though!
- Pun1tive, on 05/12/2008, -6/+0Doh!
- Pinkertinkle, on 05/12/2008, -9/+2I bet you could score with his wife easily since he's such a bad goal keeper.
- chesscat, on 05/12/2008, -1/+15Two words: Gambling debt
- luke16, on 05/12/2008, -0/+75Gotta love stupid goalies.
Oh and here is the best goal save ever made, i remember seeing this when i was little, it's just awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATmX7L68HYc&feature ...- JackGrinnan, on 05/12/2008, -0/+10I agree, it's insane, but he didn't have to do that....
- OneAndOnlySnob, on 05/12/2008, -0/+16Didn't I see that guy in the wizard of oz?
- pk7677, on 05/13/2008, -0/+4thats some nice hair.
- thzae, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1http://epicsocca.ytmnd.com/
- fxu1989, on 05/13/2008, -0/+5I saw this game live. Nobody believed it when he first did it ....
They call that move "El Escorpion" (The Scorpion) - jingles78, on 05/13/2008, -1/+5Why's Rick James playing soccer?
- Tag89, on 05/13/2008, -0/+3It wasn't in open play though, the whistle had just gone for a freekick and so he decided to have a laugh. You can tell by the way the players react after he's done it.
- bigmuffpi, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1That's amazing!!
- antonio97b, on 05/30/2008, -0/+1His mickey mouse gloves must be defective.
- desmondregan, on 05/12/2008, -21/+3HES AN ASIAN
- Starznhl, on 05/12/2008, -2/+12Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllll
- iancwishlist, on 05/12/2008, -2/+2it looks like he was being passed back the ball (which would be why he didn't pick it up), but still...
- dagnabbit, on 05/12/2008, -16/+4I'm sorry, but the worst goal keeper ever is by FAR:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AdFA6WWJ7E- bstew22, on 05/12/2008, -1/+2wow. another rickroll. /wrists
- clickx, on 05/12/2008, -6/+2You Dick.
- Coppermine, on 05/12/2008, -4/+2I wonder what his coach said to him...
- JakeyG14, on 05/12/2008, -1/+1I know he shouted "Subby!" to the ref.
- bstew22, on 05/12/2008, -5/+1you can say that again....
- TalenGTP, on 05/12/2008, -6/+4He was on crystal meth and thought the Devil was behind him
- bstew22, on 05/12/2008, -4/+8hockey version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf4aFqUJJFY- hawk0168, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2Okposo (who is a rookie for the Islanders in that game) had this happen to him earlier this year in college at Minnesota
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4kxS1ksqtw
At least in hockey the puck takes funny bounces. In soccer it's a round ball. It bounces just like it should.
- hawk0168, on 05/13/2008, -0/+2Okposo (who is a rookie for the Islanders in that game) had this happen to him earlier this year in college at Minnesota
- BaseballGuyCAA, on 05/12/2008, -1/+47Lies. This guy is worse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIIb8nWiAc0&feature ...- pk7677, on 05/13/2008, -0/+3Wait for it....Wait for it....
- sfury, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1incredibly dumb ... i don't understand if he waited until the end as to show off saving it with a header and failed miserably at that (although he DID make a header after all...) or the guy just couldn't decide when to go for the save
- Fozefy, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1Its not as bas as the one posted, sure he should have made the save, but tbh it was a decent shot. You see goals like this all the time at lower levels.
- Stonekeeper, on 05/12/2008, -0/+12The linked video was better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R96j711uSIM&feature ...
- Peko, on 05/12/2008, -3/+5Here's my best goalkeeping moment. On a punt, I got an own goal. I was 6. =D
- AppleGeorge, on 05/12/2008, -10/+4Are you still 6? Because you can't speak English very well at all.
- PubStomp, on 05/12/2008, -4/+3HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- antonio97b, on 05/13/2008, -1/+6You forgot a comma, dick.
- AppleGeorge, on 05/13/2008, -9/+1No, I didn't, jackass.
- AppleGeorge, on 05/12/2008, -10/+4Are you still 6? Because you can't speak English very well at all.
- bhod, on 05/12/2008, -9/+0gobama!
- FunkDrSpock, on 05/12/2008, -11/+0Yeah that's up there, way up there, as the worst goal ever. No doubt about that.
http://www.traviancheatfree.com - Shawshanksr, on 05/12/2008, -2/+2good lord, he's even worse than Richard James and Fabian Barthez
and those guys completely suck- JakeyG14, on 05/12/2008, -0/+3Barthez did something right to represent Man U and France for so long, I'm pretty sure he's still in Le Championat somewhere as well...he was a nutbar though, I'll give ya that one.
- juventus1, on 05/18/2008, -0/+1barthez might have been a bit ***** up in the head (made him fun to watch, like him pissing on the field in plain view) but he was still a decent keeper,
- JakeyG14, on 05/12/2008, -0/+3Barthez did something right to represent Man U and France for so long, I'm pretty sure he's still in Le Championat somewhere as well...he was a nutbar though, I'll give ya that one.
- sat0shi, on 05/12/2008, -2/+2This must be J-League but I can't tell which teams...
- linuxrocks2007, on 05/12/2008, -3/+25This is the worst goalkeeper ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcLe0dkMHWU&feature ... (skip to around 0:18)
- ZiggyPlayedG, on 05/12/2008, -0/+13Terrible, terrible...TERRIBLE music.
- gavin422, on 05/13/2008, -1/+2Seriously. I'm getting sick of YouTube video montages, and that alone would have been enough to bury you. But I want to bury you 100x for that music.
- Oppslagsverk, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Was waiting for that one, truly the most embarrassing here...
- chinaboyintexas, on 05/12/2008, -3/+1He deserves a Zidane headbutt.
- dangsta, on 05/12/2008, -3/+2damn all of the youtube links posted.. the goalie could've just PICKED UP the damn ball and saved so much embarrassment.
- JakeyG14, on 05/12/2008, -0/+6Dude, if he picked it up then he would have conceded a free kick inside his own box as it appears the initial ball played to him is an intentional pass back.
- OverZealousHobo, on 05/12/2008, -2/+1he's doing it wrong.
- EnderMB, on 05/12/2008, -1/+3Whoever submitted this has obviously never heard of Paul Robinson...
- shlebede, on 05/13/2008, -1/+5Well Robinson did score a goal... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CzBapEAfyOM&feature= ...
- EnderMB, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1He's actually stored two in his career that I know of. The one you've shown there and a header from a corner back when he was playing for Leeds.
- jsaya, on 05/13/2008, -1/+2GOAL! ALALALALALALALALALALA!
- shlebede, on 05/13/2008, -1/+5Well Robinson did score a goal... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CzBapEAfyOM&feature= ...
- muzy, on 05/12/2008, -3/+2bribed. end of this thread.
- tilttv, on 05/13/2008, -0/+1Completely agreed. There's zero chance this guy lost the ball accidentally. Either bribed or threatened (or he bet on the game).
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