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- nerdherder, on 11/14/2008, -1/+71An old man went into confession and told the priest: "Father, I'm 81, married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Twice."
"I see," said the priest. "When was the last time you were in confession?"
"Never, Father", replied the old man. "I'm Jewish"
"So why are you telling me?"
"I'm telling everybody!"
I get the feeling this guy is not "admitting" and this is more along the lines of a "go tell it on the mountain" sort of thing. - Paulish, on 11/14/2008, -1/+45I wonder how many STDs he has.
Gotta catch em all! - inactive, on 11/14/2008, -0/+41I'm not sure if I've even jerked off to that many women. (At least not this month anyway)
- greeenpro, on 11/14/2008, -2/+42He's got nothing on Wilt Chamberlain (10,000 women)...
- inactive, on 11/14/2008, -2/+41That's it? Loser.
- inactive, on 11/14/2008, -2/+39this dude scores more then he scores
oh u better see what i did ther - rsilva, on 11/14/2008, -0/+37That's nothing, our prime minister f*cks 10 million people everyday.
- LZeppelinJ0, on 11/14/2008, -1/+30Dude did limp and scratch a lot...
- hokeywebb22, on 11/14/2008, -5/+26That would be 1 woman a week every week since he was 14. That's ridiculous.
- grey580, on 11/14/2008, -1/+21Actually that's not an unattainable goal.
I can see a few hundred over the course of several years.
The guy is in shape and he's famous. Being in shape will get you laid. Being moderately good looking helps even more. Now throw on the fact that he's a famous soccer player?
I can see him scoring at a bar fairly easily. - theloofa, on 11/14/2008, -0/+15Until Child Support came a-knockin'
- amauldin71, on 11/14/2008, -0/+14Pics or it didn't happen. Video works well, too.
- inactive, on 11/14/2008, -2/+15Not very attractive to me, actually, and I have superlative taste in men.
- ratraz, on 11/14/2008, -1/+13He's only 26!!!
- funkymonkey01, on 11/14/2008, -4/+15Well, he is a useless footballer. At least he's good at something.
- InfiniteNothing, on 11/14/2008, -0/+11You must not be familiar with the windows asterisk wild card notation. I believe he meant "mutant-*****"
- jhop, on 11/14/2008, -2/+12ADMITS??? Huh? That's the wrong word. I think you mean, "claims".
- Ryansmellsfarts, on 11/14/2008, -1/+10That must be more than the entire digg community combined.
- acliffhang3r, on 11/14/2008, -0/+9Should read "Famous football star and part time cassanova attempts to balance the shortfall caused by diggers' vigorously non-sexual lives"
- mrogi, on 11/14/2008, -1/+10 Ron Jeremy boinked over 7,000 women and you can buy the videos to prove it.
- jimbod, on 11/14/2008, -0/+9Who said he didn't have STD's? Those were different times, men wore their crabs like a badge of honor proudly shimmering against their genital warts.
- asgardshill, on 11/14/2008, -0/+8It sucks, Cap'n. The target is small, smelly, poorly lit, has an obstructed view, and hangs out near an *****. But look at the bright side - you take your shot at point-blank range.
- analreceiver, on 11/14/2008, -0/+7I bet he has no idea this page exists
- inactive, on 11/14/2008, -1/+8"Admits"? Someone needs a ***** thesaurus.
- SniperZero, on 11/14/2008, -4/+11Clearly he isn't a digg user then.
- InfiniteNothing, on 11/14/2008, -0/+7At 25% garnishment each you'd have 17500% of your paycheck taken away.
- cpras3, on 11/14/2008, -4/+11Damn I wish i was born as "Antonio Cassano" ... he's one lucky mu**ucker!!!
- inactive, on 11/14/2008, -4/+10If I were him I'd impregnate them all it'd be kinda cool to have 700 kids around the world.
- m4lomb, on 11/14/2008, -0/+6Taking up soccer now!
- FreddieD, on 11/14/2008, -0/+6I dugg you up, even though I don't know what country you're referring to. I am going on the assumption that every head of state with the title of Prime Minister ***** 10 million people every day.
- phreak79, on 11/14/2008, -1/+7That would explain why he's such a rubbish player then.
- cubbiesx, on 11/14/2008, -0/+6I heard after he finished each time he pulled his shirt over his head and ran around in circles like an idiot.
- Harbinger67, on 11/14/2008, -0/+6Using the term "downmod" on Digg -> Check
Buried it is. - doctordbx, on 11/14/2008, -1/+7If you're rich, famous and in good shape... do you really give a ***** if they come back or not?
- craighoxton, on 11/14/2008, -2/+7He's a professional footballer, so I guess it may not have been consensual...
- chicksinkicks, on 11/14/2008, -7/+12dishonorable? it's dishonorable to give many others great pleasure? I bet you've never had an orgasm then!
- wipis, on 11/14/2008, -0/+5Even Wilt admited that he had exaggerated. But even if he made up 9,000 of them he still beats him.
As for the crabs issue? He's European, he probably man-scapes. - NexTRaker, on 11/14/2008, -1/+6I remember who good ol' real madrid days, but come all footballers do that
- dengzhi, on 11/14/2008, -1/+6oh, i see what you did ther
- inactive, on 11/14/2008, -1/+5*****?
- dawnraid101, on 11/14/2008, -1/+5yes a Muff *****
- sleeknerve, on 11/14/2008, -0/+4This guy is no match for ghengis khan
- brotherfranciz, on 11/14/2008, -0/+4I always wondered what happened to him. I remember over 5 years ago when he was labelled the new Golden Boy of Italian football (replacing Del Piero). So now I know what happened to his career: he was literally screwing around and threw it all away.
It's quite odd that he is now playing for Sampdoria and Del Piero is still kicking ass at Juve - scored a beauty against Real Madrid at home and then a brace in the away match. - CptGreencoat, on 11/14/2008, -0/+4Spam link fail.
- aclockworkpear, on 11/14/2008, -1/+5That still doesn't fit.
- LordVoldemort, on 11/14/2008, -0/+4Your name is bsingle...
- inactive, on 11/14/2008, -2/+6700 with a condom or 1 thats on the pill and knows every thing about you?
hhhmm gee let me think...
looser! - ColdCut, on 11/14/2008, -0/+3I see that you used "then" when you meant to use "than."
- MrARPA, on 11/14/2008, -0/+3"I slept with 700 women and all I got was this lousy ... STD."
- cddict1, on 11/14/2008, -0/+3Nothing Great Fidel Castro slept with almost 35000 women in his entire life.
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