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Wannabe Bond Villains' Last Line Of Defense

blog.wired.com — When security in your underground base has been breached and you are about to be overrun, what's the last line of defense? It's a device called a Fast-Rising B Plug.

Who dugg this? Made popular Nov 4, 2008

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  • brainnovate, on 11/03/2008, -0/+69hehehe a B plug. Talk about tight ass security.
  • craighoxton, on 11/03/2008, -0/+22These days, the only people who can afford underground volcano bases...are hedge fund managers
  • scully32, on 11/03/2008, -0/+18I'm pretty sure that sharks with laser beams on their heads are a better defense than a B Plug.
  • aolshove, on 11/03/2008, -0/+12They're coming in the back door! Deploy the B-Plug!!
  • Twohats, on 11/03/2008, -0/+11[Insert stupid butt-plug reference here]
  • allothersnsused, on 11/04/2008, -0/+10James Bond made love to 17 gorgeous women in the time it took you to read this comment. And they were all satisfied.
  • fearlessfx, on 11/04/2008, -1/+10How anal do you need to be to have one of these in your silo?
  • rjinso, on 11/03/2008, -1/+8I'll admit it: I laughed.
  • nothugo, on 11/04/2008, -0/+7[insert equally stupid retort referencing your sister and/or mother]
  • ritubpant, on 11/04/2008, -1/+6B plug? that sounds like....never mind ;-)
  • TheMachine1, on 11/04/2008, -0/+5I all ways assume the typical Digger is an Ernst Stavro Blofeld clone/wannabe.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_Stavro_Blofeld

    If my B-plug is too slow and my silo is breeched I'm not arming the 400 kiloton warhead, and not opening the missile silo main hatch but I am launching the missile anyway.
  • bennyshoham, on 11/03/2008, -3/+7 It's a device called a Fast-Rising B Plug.
  • numberneal, on 11/04/2008, -1/+5keep anything fast rising away from me.
  • bixby1, on 11/04/2008, -0/+4I'm calling it a wash
  • haikuFU, on 11/04/2008, -1/+5Only experienced people should attempt to use the fast rising B-plug, or serious and painful injuries could occur.

    Additionally, I think if the military catches you in the act of using one of those, it's grounds for court martial. Don't ask, don't tell.
  • Whackly, on 11/04/2008, -0/+3[insert banal affirmation]
  • BESTenemy, on 11/04/2008, -0/+3B-Plug prank (SFW):

    http://www.superlaugh.com/1/buttplug.htm
  • Garmonbozzia, on 11/04/2008, -1/+4Why the hell is there such detailed information about ICBM silos on the interwebs? Why does anyone need to know that stuff?
  • DrewPeacock, on 11/04/2008, -0/+3I think it's Boeing that's calling it a B-plug.
  • Alias1431, on 11/04/2008, -0/+3Pffft. Not anymore.
  • Airforcefalco, on 11/04/2008, -0/+2If you think the new B plug rises fast, you should take a look at the MMIIIs!
  • ParanoydAndroid, on 11/04/2008, -0/+2[threat to ban opposing sides]
  • leerayIG88, on 11/04/2008, -0/+2om nom nom nom
  • emberjohn, on 11/05/2008, -0/+2Weird Gadget Title ..:P
  • NJSlacker, on 11/04/2008, -0/+2Not what I was expecting to read about...
  • inactive, on 11/04/2008, -0/+2Last line of defense ? How about shutting the ***** up and just shoot him.
  • frogman54, on 11/04/2008, -0/+2Wallaroo.
  • mikbunn, on 11/03/2008, -2/+4Oh no you di'int! *snaps fingers sassily*
  • afmmolina, on 11/04/2008, -0/+2As a technician who regularly goes down these silos I can safely say we won't be seeing these things actually installed for another 20 years. Thats government contracts for you!
  • JaxtonHammerly, on 11/04/2008, -0/+2because we have to make funny comments about their b-plugs

    DDDRRRRRRNRNNNNNNNNNNNGGHHH.
  • TehDoctor, on 11/04/2008, -0/+2[insert words of praise for fishfood]
  • haikuFU, on 11/04/2008, -0/+2Maybe because it's interesting. Why does anyone need to know anything about history, or philosophy?
  • Rally603, on 11/04/2008, -1/+3[lol, bANAL]
  • Giga, on 11/04/2008, -0/+2[insert nonsensical statement involving plankton]
  • r1y23, on 11/04/2008, -0/+2Im pretty sure I saw a video the other of a Fast Rising B-Plug in full operation....didnt look like it was 14,000 pounds though.
  • geesamba, on 11/04/2008, -0/+1If the bad guys can get that close to the missile hatches before they have a chance to close, you've got plenty of other issues to address first. Unless these hatches take 10 mins to open/close, speeding them up a bit isn't going to help much.
  • r1y23, on 11/04/2008, -1/+2I accidently the word day.
  • metz8504, on 12/02/2008, -0/+0If anyone gets that close, we have already failed...
  • JaxtonHammerly, on 11/04/2008, -1/+1Man our military is a bunch of queer-o-sexuals, why would they even call it that,
  • cowsgonemadd3, on 11/04/2008, -3/+2A tight donkey?
  • JaxtonHammerly, on 11/04/2008, -5/+3GOP: Quick install one in between Palin's teeth!!!
  • Whackly, on 11/04/2008, -7/+2Dude. Chuck Norris will be pissed to have someone moving in on his territory.

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