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- greenlight2001, on 03/18/2009, -5/+37Let me tell you about the life cycle of my trojans...
Buy at store.
Put in night stand.
Stay in night stand.
Expire.
Stay in night stand.
*sign* - blindhammer, on 03/18/2009, -0/+311. Construct from wood
2. Load with soldiers
3. Present as gift to an enemy
4. Watch the hilarity ensue - michaelrsa, on 03/18/2009, -5/+241.Purchase
2.Sitting in wallet waiting for use
3.Put in dresser
4.Slowly decay as I descend into despair
5.Turn to dust
6.Finally, sex!
7.Falls apart as I pull it out of the package
8.No sex
fine, 6 and 7 were a lie. - mrsteveman1, on 03/18/2009, -0/+11That explains the trojan. Now tell us about the horse.
- Geat, on 03/18/2009, -0/+10"Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise - not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!"
- greenlight2001, on 03/18/2009, -1/+10Or do I?
- Totz83, on 03/18/2009, -0/+8Is this irony I see before me?
- ghostofpanty, on 03/18/2009, -0/+7hate to break the bad news.. but you can still get herpes even if you wear a jimmy cap. Better check next time!
- michaelrsa, on 03/18/2009, -0/+73. If digger, wake up.
- Biscuitz, on 03/18/2009, -2/+8I'll digg you up and bury the other guy, just because yours was nicely numbered and all.
- krisp9751, on 03/18/2009, -0/+5http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:IlIa9ER5VuUJ:w ...
- FredFredrickson, on 03/18/2009, -2/+6You wish.
- midbc, on 03/18/2009, -0/+4or turn inside out and shake the ***** out of it
- sadfly, on 03/18/2009, -0/+4This post isn't nicely numbered
:( - dannyfreeman, on 03/18/2009, -0/+3dugg for jimmy cap
- ghostofpanty, on 03/18/2009, -3/+6stop trying to meet chicks on digg. There is your *sign*
*sigh* - Feety, on 03/18/2009, -4/+71. Place directly on penis
2. Have sex. - FredFredrickson, on 03/18/2009, -3/+6*sign*?
You mean *sigh*? - atm259, on 03/19/2009, -0/+3So... None of these comments are even relevant to the article...
nice. - mrsteveman1, on 03/19/2009, -0/+3Can someone explain what the hell that paragraph meant? I feel dumber having read it.
- MadHarvey, on 03/19/2009, -1/+4I believe he was using the castrated 'h' as a symbol of his flaccid, unused manhood.
- richbleak, on 03/18/2009, -1/+4The image that immediately came to mind after reading this title was a wooden horse filled with Greeks on an exercise bike.
- popstation, on 03/19/2009, -0/+2right out of my history book
- KibblesnBitts, on 03/19/2009, -0/+21. Fight what seems to be a neverending war over some woman outside a city wall
2. Come up with a brilliant idea to build a horse
3. Stuff the best soldiers inside
4. Pretend to admit defeat and have the ones not mentioned in number 3 temporarily leave on boats just over the horizon
5. Have the opposing side take in the horse and keep it overnight after partying and drinking
6. Attack after citizens of #5 pass out
7. Get the people from #4 to come back and attack
8. Declare victory but probably lose the horse in a fire
9. Have all die except Odysseus on the long journey home - jotux, on 03/18/2009, -3/+5Magnums!
- bewareofthecow, on 03/18/2009, -1/+3I remember my script kiddie days in early high school where cDc's BackOrifice or Netbus made you a god among your friends. Oh how the kids today have missed out... or have they?
- oiskallmate, on 03/18/2009, -0/+2Suppose if we build a large wooden badger...
- crackintosh, on 03/18/2009, -1/+2I'm a murderer!
- bewareofthecow, on 03/18/2009, -0/+12. is a lie.
- FelixdaaHack, on 03/23/2009, -0/+1obviously no signs of intelligent life in this discussion
- sfasu77, on 03/20/2009, -0/+1I admire your honesty... but when you do finally meet that fugly girl of your dreams, i say go ahead and use the expired condoms.
- MannaPC, on 03/18/2009, -0/+1While there may only be one picture in the article, there were actually three. The one displayed is the third and here are the first and second:
First
http://www.megapanzer.com/wp-content/megapanzer_vi ...
Second
http://www.megapanzer.com/wp-content/megapanzer_vi ...
Shouldn't have chopped them out. - Rolcol, on 03/18/2009, -0/+1This site passes in and out of consciousness. Just reload it.
- madeingermany, on 03/18/2009, -1/+1Wow, roughly 20 comments so far and not a single one is on topic.
Thanks for the mirror. I think this was a pretty decent article and the more people understand about malware, the better. - michaelrsa, on 03/18/2009, -2/+1@mrsteveman1, you want the horse? Brace yourself, because it's going to get hot or, much more likely, very flaccid in here.
When it goes, I have a stroke from the loss of blood to my brain; unfortunately it only ever goes after I've given or lost a lot of blood. On top of that my strokes have killed all of my limb's functionality. I have an aid who is typing this out for me. I'm like Hawkings, only my paralysis was caused by wood. - semperfidoordi, on 03/18/2009, -3/+2Dispose after single use.
- Biscuitz, on 03/18/2009, -2/+1Well then while you're enjoying your "REAL MAN" herpes.. the rest are not.
- ghostofpanty, on 03/18/2009, -7/+31. Purchase
2. Leave on dresser
3. Sits on dresser as I go bareback in the backseat of my car
4. Used to make balloon animals to entertain my children - ligyron, on 03/18/2009, -11/+4In before morons



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