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Rejected Mortal Kombat Fatalities view!
youtube.com - The Mortal Kombat developers came up with all kinds of ideas for fatalities. These are the ones that didn't make the cut.
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- atlasdugged, on 07/19/2009, -5/+955Maybe those gus in the black SUV could teach my cable company how to provide service.
- i23Photography, on 07/19/2009, -4/+526Whose Line is it Anyway?
- oboshoe, on 07/19/2009, -6/+486typical afternoon for those guys
1:45pm : "Any fiber cut?
1:46pm: "Nope"
1:47pm : "Any fiber cut?
1:48pm: "Nope"
1:49pm : "Any fiber cut?
1:50pm: "Nope"
1:51pm : "Any fiber cut?
1:52pm: "Nope"
1:53pm : "Any fiber cut?
1:54pm: "Nope"
1:55pm : "Any fiber cut?
1:56pm: "Nope"
1:57pm : "Any fiber cut?
1:58pm: "Yes...there is a cut at Tysons Corner"
1:59pm: "HOLY *****!..This it it men! This WHAT WE TRAIN FOR. ...LOCK AND LOAD. This is NOT a Drill. MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!" - pegothejerk, on 07/19/2009, -4/+402your cable company knows. they don't care.
- inactive, on 07/19/2009, -5/+381Guy: "Oh dear...the internet is out, well better call Com-"
*Tires screech to a halt outside and men in black suits brandishing guns burst in*
MIB: Where's the router! WHERE'S THE ***** ROUTER!
Guy: Oh my god! Oh my god! On the coffee table!!!
MIB: THERE, IT IS FIXED! GO ABOUT YOUR DAY CITIZEN!
*Curled up in fetal position crying* - walker4bc, on 07/19/2009, -15/+370Maybe this has something to do with aliens? Did Will Smith show up by any chance?
- Legolover64, on 07/19/2009, -11/+326Anyone else think of G-Man when they read the title?
I need HL2: Episode 3 to come out, this is getting crazy... - Denominator88, on 07/19/2009, -7/+265Rise and shine Missstter Freeman. Wakup and smell the fiber optics...
- S1ngular1ty1, on 07/19/2009, -10/+261Wow, news at 11. Government has communication lines near its main center of operations. Conspiracy !!!
- TechEvil, on 07/19/2009, -1/+246who puts a router on a coffee table?
- DivisibleByZero, on 07/19/2009, -1/+216Must be a strange job to be the guy who shows up right away.
They know where the work is being done ahead of time. So they must just park some guys nearby incase their line gets hit. I imagine most of the time those dudes just sit around doing nothing. - palehorse864, on 07/19/2009, -3/+195If you finally got FIOS, wouldn't you protect it with your own men in black suits too?
- oboshoe, on 07/19/2009, -1/+163union rules.
- jaxter2010, on 07/19/2009, -3/+155Polling is inefficient. You should design an event driven service.
- MAGZine, on 07/19/2009, -1/+147Why does it take a whole minute to respond?
- birch25, on 07/19/2009, -1/+146You see, the episodic route allows Valve to get their content to players quickly instead of making them wait years between games...wait...
Psssst, love you, Valve, we just want to play :) - BoneheadFarker, on 07/19/2009, -0/+139Yeah, but all he did was hand out cards for free personality tests...
- Kretien, on 07/19/2009, -1/+139You forgot the part where they wipe your memory so you don't remember the internet ever went out in the first place.
- sjbdallas, on 07/19/2009, -3/+137It wasn't government intelligence line. It was fibre that carries all our porn. They know we can't survive long without that.
- PhillyMJS, on 07/19/2009, -14/+146"three black SUVs drove up, half a dozen men in suits jumped out,"
They couldn't all take one vehicle? Last I checked, SUVs seated more than two people. Yay for government waste! - IndigoMoss, on 07/19/2009, -1/+131Would still be better customer than how Comcast is now.
- MAGZine, on 07/19/2009, -0/+110well played.
- davebushe, on 07/19/2009, -13/+108Pretty sure we've had this a couple of times before. The article is good few weeks old.
Here's one from May
http://digg.com/security/Metro_Dig_at_Tysons_Stirs ... and one from early June
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/The_One_Fiber_Optic_Cabl ... - XEusioN, on 07/19/2009, -5/+94When they see the line go down in their NOC, all they know is that it's down...not why. It could have been a digging accident or it could have been an attempted splice/breach. You plan for the worst case scenario, not the best--thus you act appropriately. Government waste my ass....
- subliminali, on 07/19/2009, -0/+84i wish at&t responded this quick when service goes down...
- sdcarter, on 07/19/2009, -0/+80I... I don't remember. I was making a glass of sugar water, whilst listening to some Biz Markie, when a pocket of swamp gas ignited and I was hit by a low flying weather balloon.
- 2of8, on 07/19/2009, -2/+79Digg watches you too, you should stop posting.
- KMartSheriff, on 07/19/2009, -2/+72Your mom serviced my cable.
- inactive, on 07/19/2009, -2/+70need more than 1 vehicle as a contingency plan, "just in case"
- wannaBdug, on 07/19/2009, -10/+76I knew that movie was true. Those aliens are smart.
- RandomGorilla, on 07/19/2009, -3/+66THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE MUST HAVE HIS PORN!
- mablung, on 07/19/2009, -1/+60Dude the rest of the inside is filled with laser rifles.
- IronPwnage, on 07/19/2009, -6/+65Dugg for, "*Curled up in fetal position crying*"
- offrdbandit, on 07/19/2009, -0/+59What if they had a flat tire on the way?
Could you imagine the catastrophe that could have ensued had these men been seconds later to the scene? I try no to... It's just a risk these men couldn't possibly take. - Roguecop, on 07/19/2009, -8/+65Your cell phones watch you. Your computer/internet watch you. Your cable/dvr box watch you. Your credit cards watch you. Your banks watch you. Your late model German cars watch you. Your utilities watch you. Your libraries watch you.Your doctors watch you. Your employers watch you. Your city streets watch you. Your governments watch you. Your neighbors...watch you. Just about every damn thing you do is logged or recorded by somebody somewhere. No escape.
- skipvt, on 07/19/2009, -0/+53True, but this *is* the government after all.
- jamwil87, on 07/19/2009, -5/+52Get this guy some tin-foil.
- fanfablebig, on 07/19/2009, -1/+45in United Stats of America, tv watch you.
- xedd, on 07/19/2009, -1/+44FTA:
"The construction manager was shocked," Georgelas recalled about the incident in 2000.
Huh? 2000? - TechEvil, on 07/19/2009, -0/+41Neuralizer.
- Giever, on 07/19/2009, -1/+40No, see, he forgot what it was called cause he had his memory flashily erased!
- PeanutCheeseBar, on 07/19/2009, -1/+38Prepare for unforeseen consequences.
- Akraz, on 07/19/2009, -0/+36I feel your pain brother. Let us weep together.
- DiggMeUpPlz, on 07/19/2009, -0/+36Good for covering an area...???
- number5, on 07/19/2009, -2/+38So there is some big mystery to some one in DC digging up a fiber line, and pissing off a bunch of government suits
- geoff1210, on 07/19/2009, -2/+37I read the MIB line in Jack Bauer's voice
- Bigballa5412, on 07/20/2009, -0/+35*Reaches in hat...*
For this improv, you'll all act like creepy government suits who have an uncanny sense of timing. - localzuk, on 07/19/2009, -1/+35They should drive something less conspicuous...
- colincornaby, on 07/19/2009, -1/+35Yes, let's just put them all on a school bus while we're at it...
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