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- najdorf, on 01/21/2008, -0/+84You better still act as you're getting tazed, otherwise they're just going to shoot you.
- ToxicGas, on 08/11/2008, -1/+74needs a reverse-taser taser ... so whover tases you gets tased
- Zippo, on 01/21/2008, -5/+62Don't tailor me, bro!
- fluidfoundation, on 01/21/2008, -5/+48GO FOR THE NECK!!!
- DurtyJ, on 01/21/2008, -10/+48Can't tase me, bro!
...bury me - manicallday, on 01/21/2008, -2/+23They will just create a law that puts some mandatory minimum for anyone wearing this type of clothing during the commission of a crime. They will probably make it a felony to wear this clothing during the commission of a misdemeanor.
- moletimer, on 01/21/2008, -2/+21Now, the new phrase will be, 'Oh *****, don't shoot me either!'
- moletimer, on 01/21/2008, -0/+19'Hey, nice shirt'.
'Thanks, it's taser resistant'
'Weirdo.' - whiteboy, on 01/21/2008, -0/+17Lloyd: What's going on, Harry? Your name is "Harry", isn't it?
Harry: Yeah, she grabbed me down at the lobby, explained what was up, then they slapped this bullet proof vest on me and gave me a gun.
Lloyd: But what if he shot you in the face?
Harry: [to detective] What if he shot me in the face? - Oculus, on 01/21/2008, -1/+18Taser didn't work! I'll shoot the pepper spray, you go in with the night stick.
- diggydougie, on 01/21/2008, -3/+16I think that they should put tasers in driver side doors, to shoot any cop that threatens you. Purely defensively, of course.
- Memnochxx, on 01/21/2008, -3/+14I think if I was tased while wearing this I'd roar and charge at the cops.
- r3bol, on 01/21/2008, -0/+10I've said it before and i'll say it again. EMP Keyring!
- flessa, on 01/21/2008, -0/+10Thats a risk we were willing to take.
- diggydougie, on 01/21/2008, -0/+10That's a really complicated targeting system to put into a jacket. But let's start on it.
- moofer, on 01/21/2008, -0/+10Again, we REALLY need a taser section on digg.
- Swarms, on 01/21/2008, -1/+11So the cop who already couldn't handle the situation tries his taser, fails, gets scared, shoots real bullets instead.
- holzp, on 01/21/2008, -0/+9I have an anti-bear rock, what else do I need?
- BreathofCepheus, on 01/21/2008, -3/+12Good present for the kiddies.. the way school systems are going these days you can't be to careful..
- MindTrigger, on 01/21/2008, -0/+9Just scream like you are being forced to listen to a Dane Cook comedy routine.
- BreathofCepheus, on 01/21/2008, -6/+14Buried for "you're a big douche bag"
- capiCrimm, on 01/21/2008, -1/+8okay, I buried you. What was the point of your comment?
- Berkana, on 01/21/2008, -1/+8I could have sworn I've seen videos of something like this thats already on the market, but I can't seem to find them on YouTube. I'm pretty sure I saw it on digg. Does anyone else remember the video I'm talking about?
- restlessdesign, on 01/21/2008, -2/+8This guy didn't break the law:
http://www.kwch.com/global/story.asp?s=7446220 - trenchcoat, on 01/21/2008, -0/+6Date of 'article' November 2, 2007. Old news rocks.
- milkmage, on 01/21/2008, -0/+6...let us know when your line of nightstick resistant clothing is available
- justintsmith, on 01/21/2008, -0/+6...and die in ***** of bullets and pepper spray
- yomamaisfat, on 01/21/2008, -0/+6Cops will then result to the good old beat you with a baton method.
- MutatedNantuko, on 01/21/2008, -0/+6That sounds as ridiculous as a catapult that catapults catapults.
- manicallday, on 01/21/2008, -0/+5Yeah, some states have similar laws for bullet proof vests.
- NonServium, on 01/21/2008, -0/+5I think we should resort to the good old revolution method.
- maskedm564, on 01/21/2008, -0/+5Can't tase this!
(Breaks into awful MC Hammer Dance) - silveravnt, on 01/21/2008, -0/+4Then when they shoot you with a 45 caliber round what kind of sound will you make? Probably some sort of whimper or maybe a kind of half vomit half gargling sounding "Please Tase me... bro"
- masterm1nd, on 01/21/2008, -5/+9I'm going to digg you out of spite
- silveravnt, on 01/21/2008, -1/+5Thats a good point. When you don't stop they will go to plan C.
A. verbal commands B. taser C. sidearm - moofer, on 01/21/2008, -0/+4Where do you keep the car battery?
- VintageMud, on 01/21/2008, -0/+4You're thinking too hard about it. Instead of a targeting system that shoots out another pair of tazer probes, you have an electrified inner layer built into the jacket, so that when the outer insulating layer punctured by the taser probes, it sends out a significantly higher voltage/current that frys the taser/shooter.
- taquitohater, on 01/21/2008, -0/+4A catapultapult
- Error601, on 01/21/2008, -2/+6Actually not a bad idea in countries with high abduction and ransom rates. Of course they'll probably just club you on the head instead.
- mikemil828, on 01/21/2008, -0/+3Actually you probably do:
http://digg.com/politics/Police_Taser_man_sleeping ... - kpsk, on 01/21/2008, -0/+3The joking comments about this really bothers me. Everyone is becoming so conditioned to allow tasers as an acceptable use of force in everyday situations concerning the police and private citizens.
Don't tase me bro! Hahahaha that's so funny!
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You disagree with us? Zap.
You question us in any way? Zap.
You're not fully submitting to us? Zap. - sporg, on 01/21/2008, -0/+3Actually Bingo just because a cop thinks you need to be subdued doesn't mean he will be successful in doing so. If you can run fast there is a good chance that you can escape on foot. Unless of course you are an overweight blow hard keyboard jockey like Bingo.
http://www.trollhunters.org/content/bingobongony-t ... - inactive, on 01/21/2008, -0/+3what if you catapulted *those*?
- POOLin18, on 01/21/2008, -0/+3Just throwing this out there but the "most people" you refer to are DEFINITELY NOT "intelligent human beings with social skills."
But I would say that Diggers are not "most people." - taquitohater, on 01/21/2008, -0/+3They wouldn't believe it, you'd be overacting.
- AlienMushroom, on 02/21/2008, -1/+4Is there a charge against wearing flak jackets while committing a crime?
- masterm1nd, on 01/21/2008, -0/+3Ehh, eyeballs are more effective. Just sayin.
- slvrbullet87, on 01/21/2008, -0/+3Or just shock his temples, nuts, throat, eye, back of neck
- dustyshadow, on 01/21/2008, -0/+2This will be good tech to add into bullet proof jackets and other clothing that cops wear in case their tasers get taken by the perpetrator during a conflict. It probably won't be marketed much to civilians.
- mikemil828, on 01/21/2008, -1/+3it's not that they cannot tase you, bro, it's that it doesn't phase you, bro.
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