Man sues after Axe body spray fails to land him a girlfriend
ananova.com — A luckless Indian romeo is suing Lynx after he failed to land a single girlfriend during seven years of using their products. Vaibhav Bedi, 26, is seeking £26,000 from parent company Unilever for the "depression and psychological damage" caused by the lack of any Lynx effect. (Submitted by statik99) More...
A Ghanaian woman got married to her dog this week
ananova.com — Congrats to the happy couple. (Submitted by alanocu) More...
Burglar bit through steel bars
ananova.com — Police who solved a spate of mystery burglaries were shocked to find the culprit was biting his way through steel window bars. Detectives in Nanjimen region, Chongqing, were puzzled by continuous reports of break-ins through caged windows. (Submitted by wjappe) More...
Would-be gangster shoots off own manhood
ananova.com — A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket. Lukas Neuhardt, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany. He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crutch in a bungled robbery. (Submitted by upick) More...
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