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- kingofpenguins, on 02/01/2008, -1/+301Real programmers who actually get their programming done just use whatever they want to and ignore everyone else.
- has2k1, on 02/01/2008, -1/+223Real programmers don't talk about real programmers.
- Dunhamzzz, on 02/01/2008, -5/+199Real Programmers sit on Digg all day
- Error601, on 02/01/2008, -5/+147Real programmers recycle jokes from the 80s.
- Akaji, on 02/01/2008, -1/+127Real programmers know that writing code quickly is not nearly as important as writing code correctly.
- xb00t, on 02/01/2008, -1/+103http://www.pd.infn.it/~loreti/images/macho.jpg
- capiCrimm, on 02/01/2008, -22/+119Real Programmers don't use windows.
- leerayIG88, on 02/01/2008, -1/+97real programmers get outsourced.
- pinoyboy82, on 02/01/2008, -0/+74I heard that's the first rule
- MacEnvy, on 02/01/2008, -1/+72Gotta do something while it's compiling ...
- Alexio, on 02/01/2008, -10/+81Fake programmers use Visual Basic.
- pennyfan87, on 02/01/2008, -4/+70I think someone is upset he didn't get the references.
- blacksteve0, on 02/01/2008, -9/+62Why does every xkcd comic make the front page? Don't you people have the website bookmarked already?
- lostboy, on 02/01/2008, -2/+54real programmers use what-ever-the-hell-they want, and apply the most appropriate language/system/lolcat to the problem they are working on.
what about Unreal programmers? I guess direct x 10 for a start. zing. - latova, on 02/01/2008, -8/+57I use nano :(
- vvortex3, on 02/01/2008, -8/+53Fake programmers use Dreamweaver, Frontpage, Powerpoint, and India.
- brianez21, on 02/01/2008, -2/+43I'm sorry, there's no way I'm compiling that.
- minorthreat, on 02/01/2008, -0/+40damn... Im still sitting here using punch cards.. maybe I should try this emacs you speak of
- TheAmbushAhead, on 02/01/2008, -4/+39No, they don't. Seriously.
- MattB123, on 02/01/2008, -3/+36Or they just use what the job calls for. If a client asks for a Windows solution and I deliver a Linux one I'm not going to stay employed very long.
- digjam, on 02/01/2008, -4/+37Real programmers dont write code..They Copy-Paste!
- Akaji, on 02/01/2008, -2/+35Maybe it's both?
- SeventhSon, on 02/01/2008, -3/+36Really? I heard it was the second.
- Akaji, on 02/01/2008, -3/+35I miss the days when Digg was primarily tech guys...
- listrophy, on 02/01/2008, -7/+38Real programmers set keyboard shortcuts
(global-set-key (kbd "C-M-S-b") 'butterfly) - drako1011, on 02/01/2008, -13/+43Real Programmers use linux
- Closeminded5228, on 02/01/2008, -0/+30Real programmers only code using white space
http://compsoc.dur.ac.uk/whitespace/ - ShiftyMcCan, on 02/01/2008, -1/+30Real programmers don't talk about rules 1 and 2
- CaptMonkey, on 02/01/2008, -2/+30In the name of our patron saint, Richard Stallman (aka St. IGNUcius), I feel I must inform the heathens of the unending holy war which began in the 80s. Please see linked wikipedia article for more information and pray for forgiveness. Emacs save you.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Editor_wars - chrispeters, on 02/01/2008, -0/+28Unfortunately, if Vim is your friend, it's usually your only friend.
Yes I use it too. - FeargusMcDuff, on 02/01/2008, -0/+27Real programmers use smoke signals.
- InferiorWang, on 02/01/2008, -0/+25who is brian?
- VotingFraud, on 02/01/2008, -0/+24It just prints "real programmers do it recursively"
- gerran, on 02/01/2008, -9/+32void main(c,v){int i[]={0x6c616572,0x6f727020,0x6d617267,0x7372656d,0x206f6420,0x72207469,0x72756365,0x65766973, 0x000a796c},s;printf("%c",s=(i[(c-1)/4]>>((c-1)%4*8)&0xff));(s?main(++c,0):0);}
- PleaseJustDie, on 02/01/2008, -4/+25Real programmers only code using *****.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/***** - exomni, on 02/01/2008, -6/+26Dude, you don't even have to be a programmer, they're just text editors. Though if you don't know what emacs is, there's no ***** way you're even from this planet.
Starving tape-worm infested children in Africa know emacs. - notque, on 02/01/2008, -2/+22Vim is your friend.
- GhandicapXRS, on 02/01/2008, -3/+23respect...
- Bamborzled, on 02/01/2008, -3/+23FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR
Computer over.
Virus = Very Yes. - tsukiyo, on 02/01/2008, -0/+19Don't need to... it's on the front page whenever it comes out... It's the ciiiiiiircle of life...
- Rikkochet, on 02/01/2008, -1/+20Real programmers use a mature compiler and don't argue about what glorified word processor they use to format their code.
- notque, on 02/01/2008, -0/+18EMACS IS THE FALSE PROFIT. VIM, ONE TRUE PROPHET.
- BigLLamasHouse, on 02/01/2008, -0/+18haha, nice. way to piss everyone off with that one
- cquilliam, on 02/01/2008, -2/+20It looks like it's infected with linux or something
- HyperJack, on 02/01/2008, -0/+1801000110010000010100100101001100
- MattB123, on 02/01/2008, -1/+18But we make plenty of fake money doing it...
- jtbandes, on 02/01/2008, -1/+18http://xkcd.com/303/
- bob12321, on 02/01/2008, -1/+18I though only root could do that.
- tophu, on 02/01/2008, -0/+16We had a computer at my middle school that had a bank of eight switches and an enter key as its only input device. You had to flip the switches to the appropriate binary representation of the byte you wished to enter, then press the enter button. Crazy.
- notque, on 02/01/2008, -0/+16That's what ninja fights are for.
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