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- anon902503, on 01/19/2008, -3/+355It's like.. written in some kind of secret upside down moonspeak.
- inactive, on 01/19/2008, -4/+286This is so insanely long that I have decided not to read it and instead periodically check back on these comments to eventually and inevitably be enlightened by the Diggers that have the patience to read this crap and in turn copy and paste to us the most insane parts of it with a little witty commentary on the side and send their comment into Digg stardom at the very top of the list, completely bypassing useless run on sentences posted by other Diggers.
- anonsage, on 01/19/2008, -2/+252this is mental.
-fairly incomprehensible too. - EuphoricAgony, on 01/19/2008, -6/+237Xenu's been naughty.
- robdiggity, on 01/19/2008, -2/+212˙ɟɟo ʎɐl 'ʎppnq ʎǝɥ
- akkibaba, on 01/19/2008, -26/+236It was done by Ebaumsworld.
- OverlordXenu, on 01/19/2008, -8/+168I know, I need to stop downloading porn...
- DavidJames0, on 01/19/2008, -19/+178Yes this was leaked by Ebaumsworld.
- bjs3171, on 01/19/2008, -1/+149what in the world? i have no idea what that was trying to say. so i noted it down.
- inactive, on 01/19/2008, -2/+134Shhh...they aren't supposed to know that ebaumsworld doesn't have ANY original content. Let's keep this under wraps so Scientology lawyers can sue Eric Bauman (owner of ebaums.) This might be the best thing that ever happened to the internet.
- calon9, on 01/20/2008, -1/+121I read through it all and did the exercises and now I am an advanced level 1 super duper free and immortal thetan with 1000000 HP. What do I win? And how come no one's kneeling?
- benguild, on 01/19/2008, -2/+117That looks like something I'd write when I'm high...
- Vajrapani, on 01/19/2008, -2/+113"Cognition" is Scientology slang for bowel movement.
- Skanadian, on 01/19/2008, -30/+139Ebaumsworld is really good at this stuff.
- sfacets, on 01/19/2008, -0/+97"The symbol of a Gorilla was always present in the place the goal was given. Sometimes a large gorilla, black, was seen elsewhere than the park. A mechanical or a livegorilla was always seen in the park." WTF
- JimFear, on 01/19/2008, -3/+99good work!
i hope they will be pissed off - cobainirvana, on 01/19/2008, -3/+94If you stay still, you can hear Tom Cruise's vagina begging for mercy
- inactive, on 01/19/2008, -0/+88CTRL+C, CTRL+V
- ninephoenixes, on 01/19/2008, -3/+85cautiously declaring this epic
- inactive, on 01/19/2008, -0/+76I suddenly understand why Tom Cruise speaks in fragments.
- bowe, on 01/19/2008, -0/+7614. Go to digg, note several articles on Scientology on the front page until you have a cognition. Note it down.
- killzalot, on 01/19/2008, -10/+81good work Ebaumsworld!
- Chocobot, on 01/19/2008, -5/+76facepalm
- inactive, on 01/19/2008, -1/+69the x button is in the top corner. thanks.
- thebellmaster1x, on 01/19/2008, -1/+65Wow. Something honorable done by the International Associachan of the Interweb Hackers. I'm quite surprised.
By the way, can anybody explain this: Is "cognition" the crazypersontalk for "thought"? - krawkula, on 01/19/2008, -3/+66σ_σ
- Versh, on 01/19/2008, -1/+64I consider myself a tolerate individual, but seriously, people who believe in Scientology are absolutely insane. Now I'm depressed for them...
- inactive, on 01/19/2008, -0/+62It all looks like ***** gibberish.....how anyone follows this kook is beyond me.
- knightblade2oo4, on 01/19/2008, -2/+62Scientologists are screaming sage
- inactive, on 01/19/2008, -1/+59CTRL+A first.
- Gimpishi, on 01/19/2008, -9/+67Who stole it from _______
- poiuytrewq44, on 01/19/2008, -0/+58He means that it was done by "Ebaumsworld".
- pimpofpixels, on 01/19/2008, -0/+54That whole first section could be seen as a series of exercises designed to alienate yourself from society.
- INTERNETMASTER, on 01/19/2008, -0/+53better yet, someone should put this on the internet!
- KevinBlowsGoats, on 01/19/2008, -2/+54Your ideas intrigue me. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
- sfacets, on 01/19/2008, -2/+51Copies should be made, and shared.
- Havoc737903, on 01/19/2008, -0/+48What the hell was that crap?
- thebellmaster1x, on 01/19/2008, -1/+48ಥ_ಥ
- codyman, on 01/19/2008, -1/+48Hubbard basically went to a kindergarten class and had them write a story about weird *****, then turned it into a religion...
- newtonip, on 01/20/2008, -0/+46The people who sign up do not hear stuff like that as the premise of this "religion". The crazier material such as this one are only introduced to the higher levels of Scientology.
When people get suckered in for their free "personality tests", they only present them with tamer ideas. Most Scientology members don't even advance to high enough levels get introduced to this kind of stuff. For the few who do, I believe they stick with the "Church" for a combination of these reasons:
1- Once you get to higher levels, you've been through a lot of brainwashing.
2- Once you have invested so much time and money into something, it is very difficult to admit to yourself that you were wrong and drop it.
3- The stuff is introduced very slowly so that even as it gets crazier, the person keeps accepting it. A bit like when you throw a frog in boiling water, it will jump right out but if you put it in cold water and warm the water slowly until it boils, the frog will stay and slowly cook to death. - Djjcj, on 01/19/2008, -1/+46what was the bit about the gorilla in the theme park again?
- KentAllard, on 01/19/2008, -3/+47sure this is new material and not already out there on places like clambake?
- Ireland, on 01/20/2008, -0/+44The line between genius and ***** ***** is a small one.
- Splongcat, on 01/20/2008, -0/+43Sue me? Good luck, gotta find me first.
Protip: /i/ > FBI at networking. So good luck. You'll need it. - inactive, on 01/19/2008, -3/+45How did you get that backwards b?
- sbolanos, on 01/19/2008, -4/+46e/b/aumsworld should have provided a .pdf or something, text liek that is horrible
- Seafea, on 01/19/2008, -8/+48Go back to 4chan.
- starkruzr, on 01/20/2008, -0/+38Indeed. Way to go Ebaums. An internet for you!
- twiztidsinz, on 01/19/2008, -1/+39There is a comma and a period. I do believe that qualifies as 'some'.
- bbardlbradd, on 01/19/2008, -0/+37FACT:
Scientologists can sue intergalacticly. -
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