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Who dugg this? Made popular Oct 10, 2009

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  • inactive, on 10/10/2009, -37/+802I'm done with the screencaps of Google search suggestions. Time to move on.
  • Arsi, on 10/09/2009, -10/+263programmers are people too
  • somebodyscream, on 10/10/2009, -6/+189gods are tiny programmers.
  • TriNiiTy, on 10/10/2009, -3/+146They're anything but tiny.
  • MaxMyers, on 10/10/2009, -2/+125Google Says the Darndest Things
  • doobiebrother, on 10/10/2009, -2/+122On the next episode of "What Google says"...
  • Sil369, on 10/10/2009, -7/+90*finds 10 more google screencaps to post on digg to piss off corey*
  • scuba7183, on 10/10/2009, -2/+62In you
  • inactive, on 10/10/2009, -3/+60That's cold man. Stone cold.
  • srgtTarantula, on 10/10/2009, -1/+56because there are no women on the internet.
  • Tarkaan, on 10/10/2009, -2/+57If your ***** is neither here nor there, where is it?
  • OmNomNomBACON, on 10/10/2009, -4/+58Thank you, sir.
  • supersonicjim, on 10/10/2009, -6/+59I'm not tiny, well my ***** is but that's neither here nor there.
  • MtheoryX, on 10/10/2009, -8/+52I concur.
  • dafragsta, on 10/10/2009, -1/+37It makes sense. Who else but programmers properly understand recursion?
  • supersonicjim, on 10/10/2009, -1/+36Hit and run I like to think of it.
  • tkeajax, on 10/10/2009, -4/+36Programmers are tiny virgins
  • falser, on 10/10/2009, -1/+33I used to scare people at work when I'd say things like "I can replace you with a few scripts".

    I'm not working there anymore cause I eventually replaced myself with a web app that didn't require my attention anymore.

    I bet my coworkers are kinda happy I'm gone.
  • inactive, on 10/10/2009, -1/+30You may be small but at least you're fast.
  • NoNameWorks, on 10/10/2009, -6/+32Programmers are narcissistic?
  • echelonist, on 10/10/2009, -2/+22Right, we have huge penises.
  • ehsteve23, on 10/10/2009, -1/+20but Heracles only programmed in Delphi
  • saranagati, on 10/10/2009, -2/+21i'm pretty sure religious people have better recursive logic than us programmers.
  • CokeEatsYummy, on 10/10/2009, -1/+19http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/9448/duggfor.jp ...
    Damn!
  • paulisleet, on 10/10/2009, -3/+21because it's polite, perhaps?
  • dafragsta, on 10/10/2009, -0/+18Meh, mathematicians are just programmers who are scared of computers. ;)
  • doctechnical, on 10/10/2009, -1/+19I prefer the term "optimized".
  • Terwa, on 10/10/2009, -1/+18Syntacticians.
  • bsamuels453, on 10/10/2009, -0/+17dont put the punchline in the ***** title
  • Edgers, on 10/10/2009, -0/+16Won't matter, you're not a poweruser
  • bradleyland, on 10/10/2009, -2/+17The search result leads a nice little blog post about programmers too.

    http://powazek.com/posts/1655
  • darkmagus, on 10/10/2009, -2/+17All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors!
  • Justice101, on 10/10/2009, -1/+15Yes. But I, and most other people have better things to do than search google for weird things. I'm glad that someones taking the guess work out of it for me. :)
  • doctechnical, on 10/10/2009, -0/+13No, they actually are that awesome.
  • JasonDS, on 10/10/2009, -1/+14I dig the sexy result!
  • RaulMuadDib, on 10/10/2009, -1/+14Please, it's small but, it's fierce!
  • V2Blast, on 10/10/2009, -0/+13Sorta brought it upon yourself there...
  • omgwolf, on 10/10/2009, -0/+11Ditto.
  • YuviC, on 10/10/2009, -2/+13The concept should have been the only thing to be posted on Digg. After you understand the concept it's really easy to just find funny ***** on your own.
  • scuba7183, on 10/10/2009, -1/+12Pirates don't use the e
  • snafoo972, on 10/10/2009, -3/+14That's not what your mom said.
  • fquednau, on 10/10/2009, -0/+11Affirmative.
  • Heiios, on 10/10/2009, -0/+9Programmers allowed you to make that comment, so no. :)
  • zhaojon, on 10/10/2009, -0/+9It may be small, but it's thin, too.
  • MeLikeyTacos, on 10/10/2009, -3/+11Can someone please type in the noun phrases of oh, about 100,000 sentences into Google and list them all in one huge image? That way everyone can get it out of their system and we can have a day without 3 of these being dugg to the front page.
  • Flare, on 10/10/2009, -0/+8Flawless
  • doctechnical, on 10/10/2009, -1/+9Mathematicians, perhaps?

    FUNCTION Factorial (n)
    Sum = 1
    IF n > 1 THEN Sum = n * Factorial(n - 1)
    Factorial = Sum
    END FUNCTION

  • BREZZZ, on 10/10/2009, -1/+9It's all monkey text that people check to see if it compiles. I think they were hinting at this.
  • NOD32user, on 10/10/2009, -4/+12People like to laugh. They really don't care if they've already laughed before, when there's a chance to laugh again they'll take it.
  • WafflesID, on 10/10/2009, -8/+16Programmers are insecure people who google themselves

    ...and thankfully I still don't get any results when I google myself
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