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- mikbunn, on 11/24/2008, -4/+498Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller - unabsolute, on 11/24/2008, -10/+430 Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows,
Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows.
that's funny as hell - aftern9ne, on 11/24/2008, -43/+426In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' - pixelmatter, on 11/24/2008, -23/+314Learn from this, Kanye.
- gofalcons, on 11/24/2008, -15/+258Screw gansta rap, let's take hip hop in this direction!
- TnTBass, on 11/24/2008, -13/+169I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said Fresh and there were dice in the mirror
If anything I would say that this cab was rare
But I thought, naw forget it. Yo homes, to Bel-Air! - inactive, on 11/24/2008, -8/+155could this be any more white?
- Slackersrule, on 11/24/2008, -6/+130Don't copy that floppy.
- shanealeslie, on 11/24/2008, -1/+118Only if they where battling in Iambic Pentameter instead of freestyle verse.
- Joomal, on 11/24/2008, -9/+113Word up I've got the massive i7 lore
Better than your XT with your 4.77MHz core
Don't be dissin' me with your AOL cry
I was on a computer when you were still a twinkle in your daddy's eye. - ZeNiTH456, on 11/24/2008, -7/+111I pulled up to the house at about 7 or 8
and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later!"
looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air. - anj747, on 11/24/2008, -0/+90Word to your Motherboard
- scrubadub, on 11/24/2008, -10/+100djahandarie> we ain't here to do e-c-e
djahandarie> we're here to do c-s-e on the w-e-b
djahandarie> listen to me spit these rhymes
djahandarie> while i program lines
djahandarie> and commit web accessibility crimes
djahandarie> word, son
http402> You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks,
http402> But your ***** flows slower than a two-eighty-six.
http402> I'm tracking down hosts and nmap scans,
http402> While Code Igniter's got you wringing your hands.
http402> Cut the crap rap,
http402> Or I'll run ettercap,
http402> Grab your AIM chat,
http402> N' send a PC bitch-slap!
http402> peace
djahandarie> you're talkin bout down hosts and nmap scans
djahandarie> while i got other plans
djahandarie> you're at your new job, but you can't even do it right
djahandarie> you just create a plight with your http rewrites
djahandarie> i've been on the web since the age of three
djahandarie> you just got on directly off the bus from mississippi
djahandarie> respect yo' elders, bitch
http402> You've been webbin' since three, but still ain't grown up,
http402> Gotta update your config and send the brain a SIGHUP.
http402> You say you're that old? No wonder you're slow!
http402> You're knocking at the door while I run this show!
http402> Elders my ass, you're *****'s still in school,
http402> Hunt and pecking at the keyboard like a spaghetti-damned fool,
http402> Rim-riffing your hard drive like a tool,
http402> Face it. I rule.
djahandarie> i erase my harddrives with magnets (bitch)
djahandarie> all you can do is troll on the fagnets
djahandarie> and son, my brain's wrapped in a nohup
djahandarie> it wont be hurt by the words you throwup
djahandarie> dont mind me while i emerge my ownage
djahandarie> while you're still over there apt-getting your porridge
djahandarie> you say i'm still in school
djahandarie> but the fact is that i know the rule
djahandarie> cuz you need to go back to grade three
djahandarie> and you better plea, that they take sucky graduates from c-s-e
http402> Time to bend over and apply a patch,
http402> Your brain's throwing static like a CD with a scratch.
http402> Your connection got nuked and you've met your match.
http402> You run a single process like a VAX with a batch.
http402> I'd pass the torch to a real winner
http402> But it'd just scorch a while-loop spinner
http402> Caught in a loop that you cant escape,
http402> I run clock cycles around your words and flows,
http402> Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows,
http402> Your water-cooled lyrics leak and it shows,
http402> Take your ass back to alt.paid.for.windows.
djahandarie> Good god, I can't even respond to that. :P
djahandarie> You win haha
* http402 takes a bow - xtraa, on 11/24/2008, -0/+88Are the lines of ya weak typo really meant as an attack?
see, I'm coding while I'm speaking and I'm doin it on dvorak
spreading lyrics round the globe with the speed of fiberwire
while you try to boot your floppy behind useless walls of fire.
- kotrin, on 11/24/2008, -0/+73Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard? - nothin2g, on 11/24/2008, -1/+69It really whips the LLama's Ass.
- cheesechoker, on 11/24/2008, -4/+69You weak ass rappers just stand and stare
I'm typing so ***** hard
I might break my ***** Mac book Air - DteK, on 11/24/2008, -0/+64check out MC++ if you are really interested in computer science rap. His ***** is pretty solid.
- talonstriker, on 11/24/2008, -1/+63Thousand internets to whoever raps this and posts the video on youtube. We need something to compete with the LHC rap.
- Dailydose4me, on 11/24/2008, -11/+72" I run clock cycles around your words and flows,
Cuz your rhyme is like a PS fan: it' blows," LOL - hello3u, on 11/24/2008, -23/+84I need a mirror cause I've got an error.
- okayokayokay, on 11/24/2008, -2/+60Got a flat-screen monitor forty inches wide wide
I believe that your says "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, "alt.total-loser"
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What? What? What? What? What? - mikbunn, on 11/24/2008, -2/+58I didn't expect you to digg me up for my username or time since post...
- upick, on 11/24/2008, -8/+58i thought it was cool, but then an I'm a geek so that was funny!
- Cglass, on 11/24/2008, -2/+52Did you accidentally your comment?
- klitzbtc, on 11/24/2008, -0/+48dugg for 1 hr 21 min ago
- HayString, on 11/24/2008, -2/+48I thought it was "to sit on my throne"
- z00k, on 11/24/2008, -2/+44I couldn't resist as I thought it was so funny, I had to show others and possibly make some money...
So I whistled for a cab and when it came near... - feshmania, on 11/24/2008, -0/+41you should talk to your system administrator about that I'm sure he could help.
- roostersheep, on 01/16/2009, -0/+40You should let MC++ know that fruit is a natural laxative.
- inactive, on 11/24/2008, -2/+41Well unlike this kanye. these guys rap make sense.
- protogenxl, on 11/24/2008, -6/+43It's All About The Pentiums!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky-JTAPhmUo - KragTheDigger, on 11/24/2008, -6/+42OMG bash is back - woot !
- Zomgondo, on 11/24/2008, -3/+38In a 32-bit world, you're a two-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total.loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you - Zedian, on 11/24/2008, -2/+37http402> You talk like your big on these I-Net kicks,
http402> But your ***** flows slower than a two-eighty-six.
Haha that line is great.
http402 has the way more flow and ease with words and trumps the competition especially in the end.
Kanye ain't voice of this generation, this is. - fwertz, on 11/24/2008, -5/+39 while you're still over there apt-getting your porridge
Can't stop, laughing... - jb12321, on 11/24/2008, -0/+34If Kayne was rapping on IRC, it'd be in caps. We've all seen this rant/blog.
- Nexrow, on 11/24/2008, -0/+31My new computers got the clocks it rocks but it was obsolete before I opened the box.
- rald84, on 11/24/2008, -0/+30one million internets if its a hot girl wearing nerd glasses, and only nerd glasses
- strictnein, on 11/24/2008, -1/+30How could you not smile at "all you can do is troll on the fagnets"?
- inactive, on 11/24/2008, -1/+30Kanye West doesn't care about rap, people...
- RealmDown, on 11/24/2008, -0/+29I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
- csimpkins, on 11/24/2008, -3/+32Well, I suppose if you applied an emboss filter to the jpeg, then had it output to a three dimensional printer, she'd be able to get *something* out of it. I mean... don't get me wrong. A standalone jpeg is still pretty useless. But with a little effort, you could probably make it work.
- shanealeslie, on 11/24/2008, -0/+25Or MC Frontalot - Nerdcore Hip-Hop.
- TheMoniker, on 11/25/2008, -0/+25Kid, my flow isn't Turing computable,
Ask your mom, I'm reputable,
The evidence is indisputable:
I could program your cognitive functions in Lisp,
Actually, ***** that, I could program your brain in Javascript,
I've got a "whack emcee" Emacs script for that *****,
You won't understand, but I'll still hit you with this:
Let's take your weak rhymes, and call the set A,
We'll call my rhymes B, (for "breakin' down your ass anyday"),
Now theres an injective, but not a bijective function from A to B,
My cardinality is greater, as all can see,
In short, I've demonstrated that I'm the better emcee,
It's a universal constant, you can't beat me,
While I'm spitting out more rhymes than Graham's number,
Your flow is plugged and you need to call a plumber,
I waxed your flows from my very first one,
Call that the "base case" and note that I beat your ass from your nth rhyme to the next, n+1,
By induction that proves that I ***** owned you, son.
You ask, "what, it all happened so fast, I can't see!"
I'll tell you what, you been beat, boy--Q-E-D. - fwertz, on 11/24/2008, -2/+27sudo apt-get administrator
- mikbunn, on 11/24/2008, -0/+24You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away man, it's an antique.
Your laptop is a month old, well that's great,
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight - briLo, on 11/24/2008, -3/+25Deltron 3030 - Virus (looking forward to the next Deltron Album *
* a.k.a. Del the Funky Homosapien/Dan Nakamura 'Dan the Automator/ DJ Kid Koala
I wanna devise a virus
To bring dire straits to your environment
Crush your corporations with a mild touch
Trash your whole computer system and revert you to papyrus
I want to make a super virus
Strong enough to cause blackouts in every single metropolis
Cuz they dont wanna unify us
So f**k it total anarchy
Can't nobody stop us
You see late in the evening
f**ked up on my computer and my mind starts roaming
I create like a heathen
The first cycles of this virus I can send through a modem
Infiltration hits your station
No microsoft or enhanced dos will impede
Society thinks thier safe when
Bingo! harddrive crashes from the rendering
Alot of hackers tryed virus's before
Vaporize your text like so much white out
I want it where a file replication is a chore
Lights out shut down the entire whitehouse
I dont want just a bug that could be corrected
Im erecting immaculate design
Break the nation down section by section
Even to the greatest minds its impossible to find - inactive, on 11/24/2008, -7/+29Dugg you up for the weird Al lyrics!
- MCA2142, on 11/24/2008, -0/+19When I read the code, I knew it was the money
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